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May 16, 2002 : What the hell?


Is this the bizarro-world? Why am I still goateed? What? Help! Did I miss a memo or something?

http://kafkaesqui.blogspot.com/

Posted by at May 16, 2002 10:58 AM


People have said these things about that :

Dude.

That's it. Just "Dude."

Posted by: eyeballkid on May 16, 2002 11:31 AM

Whoever this 'Dude" is, he's no kafkaesque, but we can't comment on his blogs either, so the heck with him.

I'd say more, but I need to get back to work on my new blog at http://stavronthewonderchicken.blogspot.com (I wonder if I should also have it redirected to http://emptybottles.org?)

Posted by: yhbc on May 16, 2002 11:34 AM

This is a sham! A farce! A travesty!

Actually, since my name is Chris, the most common name in the Western world, I'm pretty used to having the same name as everyone else.

And I think there was some goddam Czech writer or something that had almost the same name as me. Wrote The Black, Uncaring Soup for The Soul or something.

Posted by: kafkaesque on May 16, 2002 11:51 AM

Come to think of it, if you were Australian, a 'Kafka-eski' would be a beer-cooler that transforms into a giant bug or something equally swell, perhaps involving mammary glands. I will go to sleep, here on the other side of the planet, with comforting images like that pulsing pleasantly along with all the other synaptic misfires.

Is it oddly coincident, or merely synchronicitous (or proof of a deeper conspiracy than we can possibly know) that my name is also Chris?

*scratches evilly-goateed chin*

Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on May 16, 2002 11:57 AM

We are the Chrises.

There are more of us than you might think.

Why don't you just go to sleep now, and wake up to a world without war, without strife, without troublesome emotion?

Sleep well.

Posted by: kafkaesque on May 16, 2002 12:21 PM

Well two Chrises are enough to fool me. Otherwise I wouldn't answer the Stav's e-mails as if I were addressing the Kaf. Talk about embarrassment. I just hope this Kafkaesqui dude doesn't write to me when I've had one too many.

Posted by: Miguel on May 16, 2002 12:29 PM

You didn't say anything about the microfilm did you, M1?

Posted by: kafkaesque on May 16, 2002 12:34 PM

oh yeah?
mwah ha ha ha ha ha

..ahem

Posted by: tj on May 16, 2002 02:16 PM
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