I know, there's no monkeys involved, but I thought you sick fucks would get a little kick out of this: Someone at Disney online wasn't too careful about where they put a textarea in one of their Flash animations for little kids - and in the textarea, 76 "offensive" words (some rather nasty), easily viewable. Here's the .swf file (look on the left, you may have to resize your window to be wider than it is tall), and here's my little rant about it in my blog (how exciting, a self-blog!) Fun!
Posted by kokogiak at May 17, 2002 04:10 AMFor the completely curious - here are the 76 words (and partial words) Disney considers offensive: ass, hell, s&m, tit, tits, adultery, asshole, asswipe, assmunch, bitch, boob, blowjob, bondage, bullshit, buttmunch, clit, cock, coprophag, cornhole, crossdress, crap, cum, cunniling, cunt, damn, defecat, dick, douche, eatme, fag, faggot, fart, fascis, fellatio, feltch, fetish, fuck, gay, genital, horny, kkk, kinky, lust, masturbat, nazi, nigger, nudity, nipple, panties, penis, pedophile, pervert, piss, pussy, pussie, sadomaso, semen, scrotum, shit, shlong, slave, slut, sperm, sphincter, felch, submissive, suck, topless, transsex, transvest, twat, underwear, urinat, vagina, weenie, whore
Thank you.
Posted by: kokogiak on May 17, 2002 04:16 AMThey've added a few to George Carlin's immortal seven, but I'm glad to see that one has been officially delisted - we can send Bear a postcard about "tits" with impunity.
and, Dong_Resin would be free to sign it!
Posted by: yhbc on May 17, 2002 10:58 AMSorry to say yhbc, but "tits" is indeed in the list, just at the top, and out of alpha-order. And for the record, when did "adultery" become naughty? And what about sexing a diplodocus?
Posted by: kokogiak on May 17, 2002 12:29 PMWhy those buttmunchers! How can the crossdressing felchers still think "tits" is verboten?
It's such a friendly word. It's like a snack - Cheese tits. Tater tits!
Posted by: yhbc on May 17, 2002 12:33 PMI think the question here is not, what was Disney thinking, but, rather, what the hell were you doing on Disney's site, koko? (yes, I read the blog entry, I'm not buying the whole "I've got a kid." excuse.)
Posted by: eyeballkid on May 17, 2002 12:41 PMDamn - not buying the "I've got a kid" thing, huh. Hmmm, well um, I must fess up that while it's a small obsession, it is a healthy one. I'm not afraid to share my love for the Little Mermaid. I was only visiting I swear. Wonder how I found pornographic words on a Disney site... maybe it was Google: http://www.google.com/search?q=little+mermaid+sex
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