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May 17, 2002 : Composing the Perfect MetaTalk post.


--die double poster! die die die die die die!--Dear Double Poster,
I hate you. Die Die Die.

Love,
Bobo
Posted by eyeballkid at May 17, 2002 12:43 PM


People have said these things about that :

Oh, PLEASE. Haven't we all seen the typing monkey quite enough times already now? This endless repetition, self-awareness and smug condescension will be the

(wait for it...)

DEATH OF METAFILTER.

If this was supposed to a party place, we'd all have party hats, wouldn't we? But we DON'T!!! We have pocket protectors and PERL manuals, so let's post about CODE! And philosphy. And anything we just learned in ECON 101! and

[goes on for another page and a half, endlessly repeating prior arguments in an incredibly self-aware and smugly condescending fashion, before winding up with the big finish ...]

This place was so much better before Miquel showed up.

Posted by: yhbc on May 17, 2002 01:05 PM

Seriously. Damn you Miguel.

Posted by: eyeballkid on May 17, 2002 01:06 PM

What about certain monkey-lovers' cheating hearts in the Tupperware-style Mefi CD swap? Huh? Are we not good enough for you you have to go change stuff with complete strangers? :=) [Someone should come up with a monkicon)

Dude, Commish. You got me going there for a while. Hee hee! The Commish is a stand-up guy, the rest of you are fickle, y'hear, fickle!

Posted by: Miguel on May 17, 2002 03:08 PM

again, you confuse me, Miguel... and I'm not even drunk this time.

Posted by: tj on May 17, 2002 03:41 PM

Just wait 'til he starts with the touchy-feely. Then things really get confusing.

Posted by: eyeballkid on May 17, 2002 04:14 PM

This is Little Stevie Cardoso.

Thank you, thank you all so very much. So very much.

I'm so happy to be with you tonight here at the Starlight Lounge. You know what? Let's just fill this place up with love tonight. Can you feel it people?

Wherever you're sitting, I want you to reach out and touch your neighbor. I know, I hear you giggling out there. It can be a dirty touch. Touching tells us we're alive, people.

Are you all feeling the love? The stroking? Maybe even the tumescence?

Let's just keep the love flowing with a little song called "Tie a Yellow Ribbon".

Hit it!

Posted by: kafkaesque on May 17, 2002 04:19 PM

http://www.guitarists.net/tab/view.cfm/id/24116/mirror/all.html

Posted by: the band on May 17, 2002 04:29 PM

*cries*

Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on May 18, 2002 02:09 AM
Why not join in and say something too?

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