Apropos of nothing, I'd just like to say that I saw the Parallax View last night, which featured a Pong-playing monkey. Apart from that, not much was going on. Still, you can't argue with the timeless beauty of monkeys playing Pong, a sight to send a rapture to the hardest heart, potentially resulting in extended bouts of arhythmia and, eventually, death.
Oh, by the way, you should always let the monkey win. Because of, you know, the feces thing.
Posted by kafkaesque at May 17, 2002 01:27 PMI'm not worried. I'm a fairly strong feces flinger myself.
Posted by: eyeballkid on May 17, 2002 02:23 PMEBK, does your adjective "strong" modify "feces" or "flinger". I'm diagramming your sentence, and could use a helping hand. [ducks]
Speaking of monkey hands - what the hell is going on here?:
I'm pretty sure that's a monkey washing a cat. Which is wrong on multiple levels of wrongness.
Posted by: UncleFes on May 17, 2002 03:09 PMYes it does - but someone has to write it anyway.
*ahem*
"Hey, the monkey just likes clean pussy, you know?"
Ouch. That was painful.
Posted by: yhbc on May 17, 2002 03:44 PMOkay. Was it painful washing the pussy or was the joke painful?
Posted by: eyeballkid on May 17, 2002 04:12 PMhe just keeps on washing and scrubbing that cat, doesn't he? you'd think she'd be clean by now...
Posted by: jpoulos on May 17, 2002 11:21 PMI would _really_ like a larger image of the monkey washing the cat. I did a web search and it took me here. It's a David Letterman favorite picture.
Posted by: silvastein on October 3, 2002 11:33 AMIf you sit really really close to the screen, it looks bigger. It is a mystery why this occurs.
Posted by: kafkaesque on October 3, 2002 11:39 AMI told that cat not to roll in monkey poo, but would it listen?
Y'all are in luck.
May I present to you eighteen seconds of kitty-washing action* (in .MOV format no less), and you can view it double-size if you want!
Woohoo!
*the downside is that it's 2.2MB
Posted by: Crash on October 3, 2002 12:08 PMSo all I had to do was ask?
You're my hero!
Did you ever see that David Letterman, during the Nagano Olypmics, with the monkey and the dog? Yeah, that was good. I'd give one of my kidneys* to see that again.
*(The above statement is not legally binding and is intended for humorous emphasis only)
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