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Depends. Where do they fall on the irritating scale with Strawberry Shortcake, Halley Joel Osment, and that "zoom, zoom!" kid in the car commercials?

I cannot express my hatred for that zoom zoom kid enough. I fly into a completely inexplicable rage whenever that commercial comes on. I have to restrained from throwing things at the TV.

honest.

That fucker in the Dell commercials does the same to me. "Dude, you gotta Dell."

"Dude, I wish you were on fire."

Let's round em all up.

And Bobby McFerrin too.

Fuck that guy and his happy juice ads.

I must confess that the Powerpuff Girls are a guilty pleasure of mine.

Once you've had puff, you can't get enough...

There's a little mental exercise I play every now and then, when things aren't going so well - kind of a mind experiment, really - it goes like this: you have Haley Joel Osment, the "zoom zoom" kid, and Hallie Kate Eisenberg (the Pepsi Girl) down in your basement. Which one do you pick up by the ankles? Now, which of the other two do you beat senseless with the first one?

(Interestingly, this exercise also works well with a great many other celebrities, and with many online acquaintances as well.)

I am the zoom zoom kid. And i couldn't agree with u more, that commerical is fucking anoying. and i was in it. Humph anyway

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