"I am naked, greasy, rippling with sheer power, temporary-tattoed with self-inflicted Welts-of-Penance, dancing like a casually-crucified Irishman higher than a fighting-kite, ripped on Erythromycin red eyes (clamato-based or otherwise), singing the body eclectic and dancing a mid-air potato-famine jig, greased down and heads-up flyin' in a lucid dreaming sioux-i-cide run straight up George Dubya Bush's ass."
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on May 18, 2002 10:27 AM"These beautiful, nubile temptresses before me shall never know the unspeakable awe-inspiring power of my libido - nor shall they see so much as a hint my even more overpowering gargantuan self-control. No more than this passive, blithe veneer that decorates my countenance shall ever be betrayed. Bless them for their siren-like attributes. Curse them for the damnable fire they strike within me."
Posted by: kokogiak on May 18, 2002 01:30 PM"And that's when I told her: woman, damn. And did she listen? No."
Posted by: sugarfish on May 18, 2002 03:08 PM<pirate voice>
"Arrrgh. The sea does strange things to a man."
</pirate voice>
"[grumbles] Man, before I started hitting this pipe, I looked just like Tom Cruise. I'm uglier now, but I'm also taller."
Posted by: jonmc on May 18, 2002 07:30 PM"[grumbles] Man, before I started hitting this pipe, I looked just like Tom Cruise. I'm uglier now, but I'm also taller."
Posted by: jonmc on May 18, 2002 07:32 PM"Look, we need Burgess Meredith for the salty carnival barker role. Yeah, I know he's been dead for five years, but according to this , the studio owns him for another six months. We'll Jar Jar on some skin in post, it'll be cool, don't worry..."
Posted by: dong resin on May 18, 2002 10:57 PM"I have been on this steenkeeng island for twenty years! They will never let me go free! I know too much now.
"But, if I am to die here on this accursed rock, at least I die unbroken: A monkey free!"
--hmm. just got back from 6-hour drive...apologies.
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