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June 17, 2002 : Just in case you get lost at the zoo in Pensacola


According to the book Wacky Wisdom, by (some people call me) Maurice Benziger, here's how to tell an ape from a monkey: Apes have arms that are longer than their legs, have no visible tail, and are longer than monkeys.

So carry on, good monkey fans, and find the exit with the snow-cone stand that much faster.

Posted by sugarfish at June 17, 2002 09:24 PM


People have said these things about that :

Monkeys AND sno-cones?!? That's like... some kind of monkeyrific sno-coney paradise! Kind of.

Posted by: MarsCrash on June 17, 2002 09:55 PM

Don't eat the yellow sno-cones.

Posted by: ColdChef on June 17, 2002 10:11 PM

Hey, welcome aboard and thanks for coming, sugarfish!

Posted by: Miguel on June 17, 2002 11:00 PM

CC: yellow is banana, aka nectar of the gods.

Miguel: thanks. glad to be here :)

Posted by: sugarfish on June 18, 2002 03:40 AM

I used to LIVE in Pensacola. Unless something has happened in the last 10 years, they don't HAVE a zoo.

Posted by: b****fire on June 18, 2002 10:30 AM

but come to think of it there are caged monkeys on the Navy base.

Posted by: b****fire on June 18, 2002 10:59 PM

but come to think of it there are caged monkeys on the Navy base.

Posted by: b****fire on June 18, 2002 11:00 PM

That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die

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