I think that we can all agree that this .gif would be a lot funnier if his eyebrows moved as well. Don't question me.
Posted by: ColdChef on June 19, 2002 02:13 PMI can't help but stare at him. It took me ten minutes to get away. I'm mesmerized! Oh, God, make him stop!! He's talking to me, telling me that I am beautiful and part of Nature. He's telling me to order pizza...and beer. He's telling me lose the family and join him in Gabon, where all is peaceful...I.......I gotta go.......
Posted by: ashbury on June 19, 2002 03:19 PM
That cat's thinking:
"Little lower...little lower...little...lower..."
Posted by: ColdChef on June 19, 2002 04:06 PMYou know, about fifteen years ago my father was going through a sculptor phase, where he was doing a lot of marble and soapstone work. He was a Welsh guy, my dad, and they tend to wear those European type speedo swim trunks (trust me, this is related).
Anyway, one day I came home from school with a few friends, and they were greeted by the sight of what was apparently a naked man sitting by the pool, with his back to us, in one of those white plastic patio chairs...rubbing something between his legs very rapidly. We fled.
Years later he explained that he was polishing his new statue.
Anyway, that gif reminds me of that incident.
Posted by: kafkaesque on June 19, 2002 04:24 PMpolishing his new statue
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: ColdChef on June 19, 2002 04:49 PMI picture Heddy Lamarr ("Hedley, Hedley dammit") fondling his statue on the desk, lusting after the land in Rock Ridge...
Posted by: kokogiak on June 19, 2002 05:15 PMInternational monkey overlap proceeding apace: I just stole your gifs for my blog, adampsyche and kokogiak! As compensation, I'll try to offer an uncut copy of Hedy Lamarr's withdrawn romping-naked-in-the woods "Ecstasy" movie. OK, I've tried. ;)
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