Well? It can't be Kafkaesque, because he liked 12 Monkeys. My guess: it's kokogiak. Or tj with a false beard, perhaps. But, whoever he or she is, he's definitely one of us...
Posted by at June 20, 2002 01:02 AMHa! I actually liked 12 monkeys too MEC, so nope - it ain't me. But I like Leahy's style. "...only Bananarama songs". Very nice.
Posted by: kokogiak on June 20, 2002 01:41 AMHey lookit who's number one today in the disturbing monkeys Google ranking. And Commish leading the pack, naturally!
Posted by: Miguel on June 20, 2002 05:49 AMYou can thank my Massive Googly Linkmaster Power for that bump in the rankings, I think.
*bows*
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on June 20, 2002 06:05 AMI'm so proud. Disturbing monkey researchers world-wide are surely grateful.
Posted by: yhbc on June 20, 2002 08:07 AM"Where wit lives" indeed.
I guess our new tagline mighta oughta be "where fuckwit lives."
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on June 20, 2002 09:47 AM"where fuckwit lives."
I thought he lived in Portugal.
Come on, bitch...I'll break you!
Posted by: ColdChef on June 20, 2002 10:14 AMbadump! tish!
The Chef will be in the house until Thursday, folks! Give it up for Coldchef!
*crowd goes wild*
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on June 20, 2002 10:20 AMHe loves me, after all!
*hands over Lucky Strike stash; swoons and faints*
This just in! Stavros monkeys and famous 9622.net archives dominate Google with first and second places in world ranking! New design blamed.
Posted by: Miguel on June 20, 2002 11:03 AMCan I just mention that although once I denigrated the Chef, said KindaBad Things which I assumed no one would ever ever read, but the Evil That Walks Like A Googlebot exposed and revealed and humbled me and made me cry like a little girl...
what the fuck was I talking about?
oh, yeah : When I read stuff like this, I must, in the terminology of some time that was perhaps less cool than this very second in which I have just let off an enormous fart, from sheer emotional intensity, give Mad Props.
You da man now, dog. Or something like that. Beautifully said.
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on June 20, 2002 11:42 AM*bows, spilling his blender drink on his sandals*
Drat.
Posted by: ColdChef on June 20, 2002 02:13 PMCabana fever: sticky sandals from blender drinks past; lissome, svelte nubiles heaving, bearing proper daiquiris and margaritas on rattan trays; no fruit, no umbrellas, all real verandahs and monkeys frolicking in the distant surf...aah, 9622.hammock!
Posted by: Miguel on June 20, 2002 03:06 PMFrom somewhere beyond sunsets
The siren call of margaritas
Tathagata! Aroo!
Posted by: kafkaesque on June 20, 2002 04:35 PMIM KEVIN LEAHY!!! i checked my name on yahoo because i was bord and i found this site!
whoa nelly
Welcome Kevin.
*prepares the poo flinging catapult*
I too was bored, never thought there were so meny
Kevin Leahys out there, but I know nothing about
monkeys.
We're Number One for disturbing monkey! Yessssss.
Thank you, Kevin Leahy, for your contribution to that achievement - whatever that may be.
Posted by: tizzie on September 30, 2003 03:42 PMThis Kevin Leahy lives on the Rock of Cashel,seat of the High Kings of Ireland and would suggest a union of Kevin Leahys to select THE KEVIN LEAHY>this meeting should take place in Leahy Homeland[Tipperary Ireland 2004]any interest?
Posted by: Kevin Leahy on December 4, 2003 04:53 PMHowdy! I found this site while self-indulgently Googling my own name. I'm the Kevin Leahy who wrote that Sweet Fancy Moses article. Glad so many of you dug it.
Posted by: Kevin Leahy on February 18, 2004 02:16 PMOh I'm kevin leahy,
yes, I'm the real leahy.
All these other kevin leahys
are just imitatees.
So won't the real kevin leahy please stand up?
I found this site while self-indulgently Googling my own name.
If you don't stop that, you'll go blind.
Posted by: ColdChef on February 20, 2004 08:40 PMI am one of the real kevin leahys,i posted earlier, and to the guy from the rock of cashel, my roots go back to cashel ireland and i went to the rock a few years ago. Email me if your actually from there. this is odd :)
Posted by: kevin leahy on May 5, 2004 07:09 PMThe One!
No, no, not the One. Mustn't mention the One. Zathras listens, and does what he is told!
Posted by: Zathras on May 6, 2004 04:43 AMhmmm is this kevin leahy debate still ragin?
surely there can be more than one kevin leahy. it's a wide world after all ... besides a diamond can have many facets.
love and peace
the kevin leahy in brighton xx
Is this a message board for people named Kevin Leahy? This one's from Portland Maine.
Posted by: Kevin Leahy on July 6, 2005 08:22 PMI'm impressed that we're still #1 for disturbing monkey.
Hi, Kevin!
Posted by: tizzie on July 6, 2005 09:50 PMHi! Is this the Kevin Leahy meeting? I'm in Borneo, and would love to meet other Kevin Leahys from Borneo. My interests include backgammon, stamp collecting, and being the best Kevin Leahy I can be.
Posted by: Kevin Leahy on July 7, 2005 12:25 PMI'm Kevin Leahy and I'll fight any other Kevin Leahy here. After that, I will flay them alive and make a giant Kevin Leahy hydrogen balloon that I will use to talk to god.
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