"Feces Hurling, all right and proper-like, for those of the Anglo-Saxon simian heritage".
I have no idea what I mean by that, but it's making me giggle like a school girl.
Posted by: mr_crash_davis on June 24, 2002 02:17 PMEver seen those Fox specials where the masked magician reveals the reality behind stage show magic tricks? That what this is like. I'm a little disappointed that someone would put these trade secrets in print.
Soon everyone will think they can just read a book and throw poo. I, for one, am appalled by this.
Posted by: eyeballkid on June 24, 2002 02:40 PMI think we should make a distinction here between "thrown" feces and "flung" feces.
throw (thr)
v. threw, (thr) thrown, (thrn) throw·ing, throws
v. tr.
To propel through the air with a motion of the hand or arm.
To discharge into the air by any means: a machine that throws tennis balls; ash that was thrown by an erupting volcano.
To hurl or fling with great force or speed: threw themselves on the food; jetsam that had been thrown up onto the shore.
flung, (flng) fling·ing, flings
v. tr.
To throw with violence: flung the dish against the wall. See Synonyms at throw.
To put or send suddenly or unexpectedly: troops that were flung into battle.
To throw (oneself) into an activity with abandon and energy.
To cast aside; discard: fling propriety away.
I think the "violence" and "unexpected" nature of flinging is important when speaking of flung monkey dung.
Posted by: ColdChef on June 24, 2002 03:30 PMNo, it's worse. You can "have" a fling, as you can "have" a throw. But hurling is a different matter. Minor minds are distracted ny the faeces aspect; when, in all truth, it's the distribution and velocity, computed together with the frequency and splatterosity of impact which, at the end of the day, matters.
Posted by: Miguel on June 24, 2002 04:30 PMMonkeys are Pollocks, not pillocks. There is method to their madness, as they strive for the next big thing in art.
Posted by: kafkaesque on June 24, 2002 04:36 PMoooohh i wanna fling poo like a monkey i wanna i wanna i wish i was a russian monkey i sure love russian monkeys they r so awesome i wish i was 1 did u know that cows go moo well they do isnt that awesome i wish i was a russian monkey is that ook hwo 2 fling poo like a monkey 4 sale is that a real book i want it i want it now gimme mine MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Posted by: martin on August 9, 2002 10:16 PMThis is clearly the appropriate time to introduce l33t 5h4k35p34r3 to the monkey crowd.
It's Flash(r) and it's long, so those on dialup may wish to pass. I promise it is well worth it if you have ever spent more than one minute on IRC or in a chat room.
Posted by: Crash on August 10, 2002 12:28 AMHidden in that scattered, seemingly random post above was the phrase "I LIKE MONKEYS", which only goes to prove that enough poo flung against a wall will make you a masterpiece eventually. Besides, typewriters are so boring.
Posted by: walrus on August 10, 2002 04:31 AMpoo flinging monkeys are the best if i had a poo flinging monkey i could have him do my terrorist acts such as run into a crowd and fling poo at their faces and get away with it. Ive already tried to go into a crowd and poop on my hand and as soon as i got there they tried to stop me from flinging away. My first terrorist act would be to get my monkey into a box and then let him loose at a press confrence and when the camera is directly on the president I would command him to fling poo at his forehead.
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Posted by: jonmc on March 12, 2003 02:03 PMGood for you! We here at 9622 believe in recycling. For instance, recycling jokes.
(who left the back door ajar?)
Posted by: ColdChef on May 2, 2003 10:04 AMmonkey are cool one time i saw a shaved monkey at a zoo. he looked mad and he began to fling poo verywhere i was so inspred my this naked monkey that i had to learn to do it myslef. thank you for this oppurtunity to share my story. and long live the primate more specifically the naked chimp
Posted by: pitbull on March 12, 2004 11:13 AMOMG I LOVE THIS BOOK!!!! I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT TO EVERYONE!!! IT TELLS YOU EXACTLY HOW TO FLING POO! NOW I'M AN EXPERT!!! :D
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