Welcome to the website of the royal order of the ape-o-naut - listed on yahoo's 'What's New', specifically due to their Famous Monkeys Through History section. I am most disturbed/pleased by Oliver, the chimp who (at the bottom of the page) is listed as having learned to drink, enjoy coffee and beer, and smoke cigars - and make sexual advances, no less. Saddest is the rhesus named Crap. Yes, someone appears to have tattooed 'CRAP' on her forehead.
Posted by kokogiak at June 25, 2002 02:08 AM"As he got older, he made sexual advances on the wife and as a result was sold." No matter what the official story is, I have a feeling it was the husband who decided to sell Oliver. By the way, there's quite a bit of google meat on Oliver:
- OLIVER'S NO GENE GENIE
- Oliver
- Chimp seems unique, but not a missing link
- Genetic testing show he's a chimp, not a human hybrid
- A Chimp Named Oliver
- Oliver the Mutant Chimp
Vill you be votching ze game wiz Korreah, Herr Kafka? Vee haf veys ov making your vife know ov your unvillingness to zuppord za Fazerlend!
One hour before the Germans fall down go boom. I am looking forward to this with keen anticipation. My nipples, in preparation for exloding with delight, are... well let's not talk about my nipples.
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on June 25, 2002 06:33 AMWell it's all over boys. I stick with my predictions
Germany
Brazil
Korea
Turkey
Brazil will take it.
Of course I've never actually seen soccer. It's that sissy game with all the grass played by a bunch of germphobics who won't touch the ball, except with gloves, right?
It's like field hockey, but without the cute girls in knee socks.
I kid of course.
I'm just bitter because Scotland's not in it.
Actually, it's cute girls in knee socks smashing balls with sticks.
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