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Yeah, I stole it from the obscurestore. What you gonna do about it, bitch? Don't question me.

Don't be so testy!

Sorry, Miguel. I didn't mean to be. No reason to ball me out.

Inevitable. Inescapable. Awe-inspiring.

Man, that's nuts.

Where you been, El Dongito? There've been folks that have been downright hankering for your special sauce!

Not me, of course, no way, 'cause I'm all tough and craggy and a certified rugged individualist© and all that...

I saw the original photo on the Obscure Store.
What? These people can't afford Photoshop?
As an aside, there are times I am throughly grateful that pics load very slowly on this site.

Worse things than a pair 'o' nuts in this ol' world, Connie dear. Worse things by far : death and war, limbs and faces blown off by bombs and guns American and otherwise.

Guilt me not with your grandmother-esque prudery, woman! It's tiresome.

Funny! Testicles are clearly not family-oriented.

Well, mine aren't, anyway...

correct me if I'm wrong adam, but don't families partially come from testicles?

I meant that, apparently, the newspaper doesn't consider them family-oriented.

The front-page photo of Monday's print edition left the false impression with some readers that it showed something that clearly didn't belong in a family newspaper, a man's testicle.

However, it is apparent that, at least biologically, testes are clearly family-oriented, and certainly do belong in a family newspaper.

Which you can see clearly.

Yup, cleary they are just hanging out.

El Dongito.
I like that, that's clever.

Actually, Wonderchicken, I've just gotten bored with the usual haunts. It happens every now and again. It was your swanky redesign of the joint the seduced me back in.

Wow, El Dongito, I didn't know you had sauce, much less of the "special" variety. Good to know.

Also, I'm a recent new reader, referred by our dearest dong, and I too enjoy the new design. Bravo.

Dear Stavvy,
Not a prude dear...we have owned male hamsters in the past, and I don't know how the poor things WALK.
But I do have teenage daughters in the same room when I am on the computer. Before you accuse me of sheltering them,however, you should know THEY owned the hamsters.

Something about monkeys beckons the babes. Welcome, brittney. Beware of the monkey-poop, we haven't cleaned the cage in a while. (I'm pretty sure it's Chef's turn.)

Sorry, Bunny. Brainfart.

Is that squirrel picture real? I didn't know they were so bowlegged.

*sweeps and whistles. sweeps and whistles.*

anyone have this picture anywhere? they took it down off the site.

omg. amy's got a team of monkeys! i feel so underprepared. ::sniff::

don't get too excited. it's a small team. very small.

Amy, having taken a look at your Amazon.com wish list, I get the feeling that you're trying to hone in on my cooking racket here. Back off, Missy! There's only room for ONE chef here! Consider this your only warning.

Unless, of course, you're a better cook than me, and then, by all means: take over.

I'd like some cookies, please.

Ummm...I take it back. That was his nut.

They are selling the photo on Ebay.
None of you want to hear MY editorial comments on that so I will spare you.

speaking of nuts that just keep hanging out...

I kid because I love.

I resemble that remark!

More from Mr. Scrotum:
A Denver knitting circle is also making him a blanket so he can properly cover up his private parts.

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