And he's filled with such joy! Dance, little fella, dance!
*discharges pistol at the ground*
*feels moderately guilty*
HOLD ON! I think that little feller's getting ready to attack!
Posted by: ColdChef on June 27, 2002 11:43 AMThere's something sinister about his vacant grin... almost as if he's looking over my shoulder, making eye contact with an indigo-eyed baboon in a long trenchcoat, as if he's bouncing and bouncing in an attempt to distract me from the sound of a silencer being screwed on to a platinum Glock, from the gritting of baboon fangs, from the slow movement of the pistol towards my nec-
ohgod.
Posted by: Marquis on June 27, 2002 01:43 PMThen what killed Marquis and eyeballkid? Huh? Answer me that, smarty boys?
Sometime you make me wannaa*bang*--THUD.
Posted by: ColdChef on June 27, 2002 03:00 PMAlas, a search for platinum Glocks comes up with no results. And you had to get my hopes up!
Posted by: adampsyche on June 27, 2002 03:47 PMThat's cuz there was only One ever made. And, apparently, it has fallen into the wrong hands.
Lock your doors, monkeyfriends.
Posted by: jpoulos on June 27, 2002 03:55 PMGuys? Where is everybody? And what's with all the platinum bullets lying around?
Posted by: yhbc on June 27, 2002 08:34 PMsorry, I'm impervious to imaginary weapons... it's my superpower
Posted by: tj on June 27, 2002 09:50 PMMy superpower is creating a rock so big even I can't lift it - oh wait, that was jpoulos over in the other thread. My mistake. My superpower is actually the uncanny ability to transform beer into urine. It comes in handy at times.
Posted by: yhbc on June 27, 2002 09:54 PMmaybe the asphalt's hot (blisters! blisters!)
Posted by: lisa, aka mrs jonmc on June 28, 2002 12:57 AMOh, Hi Lisa!
I was just checking to see if that damn monkey was still jumping up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and yep, he was.
Posted by: yhbc on June 29, 2002 12:33 AMHello there, Lisa.
This would make a good pledge drive :
"Call in with your support for 9622.net right now, or the floor under the monkey gets another 9,000 volts. Act now and don't delay, as it's already starting to smell like a hotdog vending cart in here."
DR, that could inspire a movie, Monkey on a Hot Tin Floor.
Posted by: jonmc on June 29, 2002 06:26 PMJon says I'm now "officially" part of the 9622 crew... I seem to no longer have a reflection.
Posted by: lisamrsjonmc on June 29, 2002 10:37 PMYou'll miss the sleep the most, Lisa.
You'll welcome the sweet blood of infants like the nectar it is, though.
Oh, yes.
Posted by: dong resin on June 30, 2002 12:06 AMIgnore the Oozing Sores of Dong_Resin, Lisa - most of us (and I use the term liberally) are fairly normal.
* head spins madly about axis *
So, welcome to the crew!
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