I need to post a link to test my new DSL connection, and what better than a cute college babe who seems to have a thing for primates?
Warning: graphics-intensive. Also, you can see boobies if you click one of the "censored" links. You have been warned.
Posted by at July 16, 2002 01:33 AM
Monkeys and boobs.
YOU, SIR, ARE A GENIUS.
(Also, Brittney made me snort a snot bubble.)
Posted by: dong resin on July 16, 2002 06:05 AMThat fauxfellatio with Ronald McDonald will stay with me for a while. No wonder he's smiling.
Posted by: ColdChef on July 16, 2002 07:49 AMNice find! Kinda reminds me of The Booge's Molested Statue project.
Posted by: adampsyche on July 16, 2002 08:27 AM
Such a lovely young woman. And so *healthy*. Y'know, she seems like just the kind of person who'd get along great around here. Let's invite her, shall we? (or at least get me her phone number)
Posted by: jpoulos on July 16, 2002 12:55 PMi'm more partial to black vinyl myself, so go ahead and call her, lupo. i'm pretty sure her number is 867-5309.
Posted by: witchstone on July 16, 2002 01:28 PMoh i'm even more amusing to myself than i orginally thought: her name IS jennifer.
Posted by: witchstone on July 16, 2002 01:34 PMThe Tommy Tutone references have reminded me of something.
Put on you're trivia hats kids: What was the follow-up single to "Jenny Jenny(867-5309)"? It even had a video.
BTW, black vinyl belongs on turntables, not in clothes, folks.
Posted by: jonmc on July 16, 2002 06:21 PMBTW, black vinyl belongs on turntables, not in clothes, folks.
let's agree to disagree on this one, jon.
Posted by: witchstone on July 16, 2002 06:31 PMI am pleased to report that I am drawing a blank on the Tommy Tutone trivia.
And that 867 prefix is in Saratoga CA where I used to live.
Posted by: kafkaesque on July 16, 2002 06:35 PMIn your case, I'll make an exception, witchstone, but it was too good a line not to use.
The song was "Which Man Are You?"(audio available on page). Don't ask me why I know this shit. I hereby pledge to use my powers for good and not evil.
Posted by: jonmc on July 16, 2002 06:42 PMDammit, jonmc, you have to wait more than 20 minutes before posting the answer!
Spoiler.
Phbbbt.
By the way, I can still recall the phone number of a 1982 summer fling by singing 867-5309 as (863-2101 Gina)
Posted by: Crash on July 16, 2002 06:47 PMCongressman Kaf, you have my record raccoon's word that I did not google for the answer. I did google for the link to tell you all the answer.
And those rumors about the cooking oil don't believe those either.
Posted by: jonmc on July 16, 2002 08:32 PMKafka, how funny. I was going to post that the 867 prefix is from a suburb of Nashville, where *I* live, but figured everyone thinks their prefix is "the one."
Cool thing though is my phone number rhymes with Jenny's. So, uh, I can sing it to people.
Posted by: Brittney on July 16, 2002 08:36 PMCrash, you were having "flings" in 1982?! Wowsers, I was 11 then, so the only things I was flinging was boogers.
Posted by: jonmc on July 16, 2002 08:46 PMJonmc, I'm curious about your lubricant. It appears to be "ProFry." My question for you is: is it possible to be "AntiFry?"
Posted by: ColdChef on July 16, 2002 11:05 PMActually, the opposite would be ConFry, which is the lubricant used in prisons.
I swore I wasn't going to go there, but there it is. Ah, well.
Posted by: Crash on July 16, 2002 11:47 PMJonmc - I notice the photo you posted of your good self lugging the cooking oil is from evanizer's site. Does this mean congratulations are in order? ;)
Posted by: Miguel on July 17, 2002 01:07 AMAmateurFry, perhaps?
And chill with implications y'all. 'snot my thing, whatcher sayin'. MeFemmes back me up here...
Posted by: jonmc on July 17, 2002 10:43 AMjonmc: it's okay. everyone has personal dryness problems every now and then. Lube proudly, my brother.
Posted by: ColdChef on July 17, 2002 10:47 AM
jon, might i suggest a water-based lubricant?
from the RX Cyber Store: Oil-based lubricants, as opposed to water-based lubricants, may slightly increase the incidence of latex condom breakage
Posted by: witchstone on July 17, 2002 11:16 AMfrom the RX Cyber Store:
admit it, witchy, you had that memorized...
Posted by: jpoulos on July 17, 2002 11:19 AM
admit it, witchy, you had that memorized...
did i forget to mention that i'm a writer for rx cyber store?
Oooo-ooooh, witchy-woman, she's got K-Y on her mi-i-i-iiind...(guitar solo)
Posted by: Crash on July 17, 2002 12:08 PMUmmm...I wouldn't know about any of that, my heart being pure and all...
Posted by: jonmc on July 17, 2002 12:35 PM
See, I'm innocent and naive. Look at me and the mrs. at the malt shop.
I'm particularly enchanted by the bag of "Heave" you seem to be enjoying there.
Lube and spew. A daring combination.
Posted by: kafkaesque on July 17, 2002 01:30 PMso, is that lube that you're drinking there? because it looks like it's kind of "settling." which, to me, is unsettling.
Posted by: ColdChef on July 17, 2002 02:12 PMLube 'n' Spew?!
Sounds Franchisable. Think of the spokescharacters- Laffy Lube and Stinky Spew, We just wanna play with you..
Actually that's Bubble Tea we're drinking there, which kicks ass! Next big thing trust me...
until Lube 'n' Spew gets off the ground.
Posted by: jonmc on July 17, 2002 02:33 PMI thought Bubble Tea was already the big thing.
More interesting is the fact that it is also called Boba Tea, hinting at a more sinister agenda behind the craze. I sense the hand of a Sith Lord in this!
Posted by: kafkaesque on July 17, 2002 03:00 PMI sense the hand of a Sith Lord in this!
No, that's the tapioca you're tasting.
But I got a Jolly Roger plastic ring stuck in my teeth!
Posted by: kafkaesque on July 17, 2002 03:03 PMFrom the Bruce and Clark Bubble Tea FAQ:
Do you always have to add tea?
No, it is not necessary to add tea to every drink. Although the name "bubble tea" strongly connotes the presence of tea in every beverage, bubble teas may or may not come with tea, depending on the customer or the bubble tea maker's preference.
New York socialites puttin' on the Ritz - it's another world! ;)
Posted by: Miguel on July 17, 2002 03:20 PMI just kmew jonmc wasn't there just for the tea. Bubble tea girls eh?
Posted by: Miguel on July 17, 2002 03:31 PMWhat amazes me the most about Cold Chef's link is that there is such a thing as "rough-trade go-go dancers". I mean...talk about your oxymorons, no?
Think of it, if you will...Hell's Angels in gold lame', it's just wrong. Terribly, terribly wrong.
Posted by: dejah420 on July 17, 2002 04:06 PMAlso, jonmc: does that T-shirt contravene all the Judy Garland rules and read "Come on get rappy"? I mean, there's no "Hallelujah". I'd honestly worry about that if I were you. ;)
Posted by: Miguel on July 17, 2002 11:19 PMThanks, crash, how did you know it was my b-day. Besides the fact I did what all of you here were having fun at, monkeying around.
Posted by: thomcatspike on July 18, 2002 07:11 PMMig:
That shirt celebrates the 70s TV phenomenon that was The Partridge Family. It actually says "C'mon Get Happy". And just look at jonmc's face. Is there a happier monkey around?
Posted by: jpoulos on July 18, 2002 11:44 PMweb site have about 3 hours into it... so, yeah, it sucks.
after watching the insipid oldies show last night.. on fox?? can't remember the name of the damn thing.
but Tutone rocked. It reminded me of the HILARIOUS video of Which Man Are You?
did a search. found this site.
maybe vh1 classics will show it sometime.
... and then again... when i watch it 20 years later... it just may suck! funny how that happens..
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