1. How long is a monkeys tail?
2. Does a monkey poo in the woods?
3. If you lead a monkey to water can you make it drink?
4. Is a monkey catholic?
5. Why not?
Answers to be written on a piece of poo and flung from the highest tree you can find.
Winner gets this prize.
Posted by walrus at July 26, 2002 04:27 PM
I'll keep the monkey, but can I return the Drew? (it's tainted.)
Posted by: ColdChef on July 26, 2002 04:42 PM
1. depends on the length of his penis
2. only if someone is watching. basically, he's pooing in order to fling it at someone.
3. you can't make a monkey do anything it doesn't want to do.
4. knight rider
5. because germans love david hasselhoff.
I don't feel like posting this to its own thread, but this was a nice little story. Feel bad for the lil' monkey, but it seems as if he(?) has a whole gang behind him. Via sixdifferentways.
Posted by: adampsyche on July 26, 2002 04:59 PMwalrus to save time, can I just, bendover and show you it. Hey you did say to put it on my poo, and mail it to you. Since you want some of my BS(do we have rules here, like monkey shit, no bull in this site) well why let me get my fingers full of doo doo.................
Posted by: thomcatspike on July 26, 2002 04:59 PMKeep your poo to yourself thomcatspike. Or rather, fling it from a high tree, as instructed: my mailbox is full enough :P
I used to work at a company where the motto was "you can't polish a turd". I've never tried, but I'm sure if you baked it and varnished it ...
Posted by: walrus on July 26, 2002 05:06 PMWalrus you must of shared a tree with our work, my boss's motto was;"if it was up your ass, you would find it", to all who would ask first, before looking.
;p (Goes and hides, then goes and tells boss)
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