The Latest Gun in the West [DABF07]
Mr. Teeny is in Krusty's sketch
Sideshow Mel: "We don't take kindly to transvestite chimpanzees here in Pine Corners!"
Thirty Minutes over Tokyo [AABF20]
Bart: "I know a website that shows monkeys doin' it!"
Homer: "C'mon, Lisa! Monkeys!"
Classic!
I'm with Cupid [AABF11]
Valentine's Day card with monkeys on it
Homer: "Its funny because they're monkeys!"
9622.net: It's funny because they're monkeys!
Posted by: pardonyou? Jeff on August 2, 2002 04:47 PMOh. My. God. Monkeys and poo:
Simpsons Safari [CABF13]
...Homer: "So, I noticed your home smells of feces... and not just monkey feces, either"
Homer the Great [2F09]
Homer: "I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the Civil War..."
Homer:"Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys start hurting people. Which they almost certainly would"
Mansion Family [BABF08]
Homer: "They'll never know the joys of a monkey knife fight"
'Furious George', the embattled chimp, appears freshly knived
Burns: "Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin"
Lisa's Substitute
Lisa: You, sir ... are a baboon!
Homer: Me?
Lisa: Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon!
Homer: I don't think you realize what you're saying.
Lisa: BABOON!
Bart: Whoa. Somebody was bound to say it someday, I just can't believe it was her.
Homer:Ahh! monkey love, making some banancakes........in the morning
Homer: mmmm! yummie I love banacaking, myself.
as he rubs his belly.
Then you hear a car go by and the breaking of car window glass)
Homer: B-A-R-T!!!!
Bart with head down:I saw it on the 9622net site, Dad, golly gee dad they, the Monkeys said to poo-caking with bananas...was ape shit....ahh...
Homer:Bart go to your room, those were Miguel's petrified poo poopoos....
Then you see all the monkeys being serinated with Lisa's jazz........
Then the Simpsonms pull off their masks to revel the planet of the apes version of themselves and and they all togther poo the screen, *spalt* and a *splat* with the sound of baby simpson sucking her thunmb....yoooo
tcs, I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
You are one freaky-deeky mammajamma.
Posted by: kafkaesque on August 2, 2002 06:01 PMI think it has something to do with Wallace Simpson and Edward VII.
Posted by: kafkaesque on August 2, 2002 06:18 PM
Simpsons bar accessories in English pewter (via BoingBoing). Pewter is a very rude word in Portuguese and Spanish so please don't bandy it about.
Egs. Hijo de pewter(Sp.) - son of a whore
Pewter de vida (Sp.& Pg.) - Life's a bitch
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