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Ain't nothing like crack in a corncob pipe.

Stop bogarting the pipe, dude.

Wrong kind of hat for a redneck.

Where's his F150?

Kids, gather 'round. I'm a-gonna tell you a story about what happened back in nineteen-aught-seven when yer maw and me was fixin' to set up a homstead in this here field. 'Course that was before those dag-blasted Hatfields moved in next door...

After the war, General McArthur returned to a simple farming life.

Those pinkos been tryin' to teach you kids abat' evul-ooshun again, haven't they?

"Ah, j.edwards - I remember him well."

Does anyone know what happened to this good man and old friend?

"But I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of the rest, because Aunt Sally she's going to adopt me and sivilize me and I can't stand it. I been there before."

Hey, don't hide it, just ignite it........whiiiii whiiiiiiii......................aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
oo000OOOO

Does anyone know what happened to this good man and old friend?

Fell in with a bad bunch, a wild bunch, I've heard tell.

Ayuh, Staverus, that he did. He's runnin' bathtub moonshine fer them hill folk over yonder.

Hmmm Hmmm......

I scared my wife for weeks after seeing that movie, chasing her around the house, the whole while imitating good ol' Billy Bob's "mmm hmm!"

"A planet where apes evolved from Uncle Jesse?! Nooo!"

It's even better if, during a particularly crucial moment in bed, you lean in close and say softly "I like the way you talk."

By the way, I am so fucking jealous of this. I'm gonna cry now.

Yeah, but you guys in Louisiana have that fun West Nile thing.

"One of the rare stills of Bugsy the Chimp (as "Sidecar") from the film To Kill a Mockingbird. Bugsy had been cast as Scout's personal chimp friend, Sidecar, but he died in a bizarre gardening accident after filming only a few scenes. Mary Badham ("Scout") was said to be so upset by the incident that she refused to consider working with another primate, thus forcing the studio to film the scenes over, sans chimp."

Is there anything sadder than being "sans chimp"?

It almost sounds like an evocative fragrance from Paris or something:

"Between desire and oblivion: Sans Chimp."

*choke*
hilarious.

re: evanizer's link:

What the fuck does it mean to have my presence requefted?

btw - the name evanizer always reminds me of some sort of kitchen appliance or superhero . . . i fear being evanized tonight.

It's kind of like Martinizing, but with more facial hair.

ohmigod, dogmatic, what are you wearing? i can't decide!!! but perhaps monkey socks?

and much more anal sex.

witchy, don't ever come between me and kaf again. got it?

i think evan was going for the olde english style, dogmatic, where the s's looked like f's.

you are a poooooor excuse for an english major...

The commercial: Very young and thin Tarzan and Jane swinging in slow-motion through the black & white jungle:

"For her....for him....Sans Chimp."

*turns on light, takes picture*

Carry on.

(now it makes less sense than it did)

where was it supposed to go?

because i just imagined the light going in on tarzan & jane (sans chimp).

Another good quote, which I am sure to use around the house:

I'm thinking I could use some more o' that potted meat, if you have any extry.

much more anal sex (Lupo)
(...)
where was it supposed to go? (Witchstone)

We really should legislate on decent posting intervals before interrupting the witty repartee. :-D

I don't like that potted meat. Daddy used to say it was made out of lips and peckers and intestints.

That's a great description of my morning "sans chimp". Another way of saying that I was blatantly hitting botton. A pitiful sight. I'm better now, as I've finally stopped rubbing my eyebrows out of my head.

So who can I poo in Dallas, As you'll be the one's I can drink a "monkey brain" shot with and jonmc what size do you wear, as in Flannel shirt?

Merriweather stood in silent contemplation as he realized he had just filled his overalls nearly to the knees with malleable, fragrant, and eminently flingable poo.

um, it's my birthday today - i don't know how many of you i have to remind before i get a happy birthday, somewhere.

*toots roll-out-type party horn*

Happy Birthday, birthday girl!

*gasp*

that's right! and you have to hang out with our ugly mugs tonight!

hey, girl. move a little closer.
oh
you're too shy shy
hush hush eye to eye

lookie here. james dean is all pissed that he's missing your birthday because he's dead.

Happy Birthday goneill!

*preparing his spanking hand*

Happy birthday, chickie-baby.

Was it the "filled nearly to the knees" part that triggered the birthday remembrance?

Inquiring minds want to know.

yeah, that was it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRAINNE!!!

That birthday cake looks like it's breathing. Color me vaguely disturbed.

Happy birthday gonneil :-)

w00t w00t

Goniel Happy Birthday, I'll mail you my greetings.
So tomorrow when we all have hang-overs do we blame you, the Meta meet hang-over that is.

goneill, i think i said it best on Aug 2:

yarr! a most giddy, blissful day to you, too! may the poorest days of your future be as the finest days of your past!

sure - you can blame me for whatever.

I too am disturbed by the breathing cake.

I almost, but not quite, had a hamburger today for lunch. *

*significant because I am 15 years veg last month.

*happy birthday goneill*

*happy birthday goneill*

*happy birthday go-neeeeeeee-yallllll*

*happy birthday goneill*

(yes, I see your username as "go kneel," even though I know better.)

we won't mention it again eyeballkid...

May your birthday be a joyous one, filled with softball and booze.

my softball game was just cancelled. so i won't be sweaty in the pictures, nor will I be aglow from activity.

i think someone might be able to help you out with that aglow thing.

gosh. how embarassing. i retract the statement.

it's ok, I don't understand it...

Hmmm, that's strange. I've always thought it was G On Eel. Happy Birthday anyways

g on eel.
gone ill
g on eel
g oneill
go neel (that's the way I say it sometimes...)

go nad

Did someone say nads?

er no, that's not how you say my name.

I've always "heard" it as "goneel".

I also "hear" Jon's nick as "jon-emcee".

I'm using "quotes" because you can't "see" me making "finger motions" in the "air".

I just call everyone "Crawdaddy". It makes everything so much simpler.

wow. i wonder how everyone pronounces my nick.

Good idea Crawdaddy. Maybe that will work better than my current method of screaming and screaming until everyone runs away. Then you don't have to worry about what to call them.

"wow. i wonder how everyone pronounces my nick."

Ee-bee-kay.

Seriously. I'm beginning to worry that I might have to speak in public sometime and the word "eyeball" will be in the speech and I'll say "Eebee", and everyone will laugh at me and totally make me forget that whole "imagine the audience in their underwear" trick, and I'll have to go into therapy or possibly even a home for run-on sentence creators.

That's so funny. I always drop the 'C' on yours Crash.

Do your pseudo names, have similar sylables as your real name. Yes, TCS is a mouthfull, yet most chop my name, especially, saying the third sylable on the Last part of my name. That is how I have one nickname as "Thom."

Happy birthday, dear goneill!

happy birthday, girlie! you'll be happy to know that you share a birthday with my mommy.

Happy birthday, miss goneill...if it weren't for you I'd have never found this website.

Heh.

Okay Ike, thanks.

Okay Ike, thanks.

hmmm...
Ike, I'm expecting to see drunken pictures of you tomorrow. You better come through.

Whooo! Happy Bday Goneil!

"Do your pseudo names, have similar sylables as your real name"

Pseudonym: One-syllable first name, two-syllable last.

Real name: Two-syllable first name, one-syllable last.

Of course, my real middle name has seventeen syllables, features every letter of the alphabet except for "e", and contains a silent "k", a silent "f", four diphthongs and an umlaut.

four diphthongs and an umlaut.

Hey! That was the name of my band in high school!

ok, not really

thanks guys.

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