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I came, ipod, I snatched your body.

That reminds me of that horrible Web site with the evil kitty eyes flashing. Damn near sent me into a seizure.

goneill has the misfortunte to be "Evanized."

At least she's wearing a very cute dress.

Is "Evanizing" anything like "Martinizing"? I see those signs everywhere but I'm always afraid to get close enough to read what they're actually selling.

Wow, Evan. I thought your iPod would be...I dunno...bigger.

...later, as the others conversed about the fame and fortune they'd received in exchange for their souls, Evan realized he'd been a fool to settle for Satan's first offer: two beers and a shiny thing.

Don't mean to be crass, and all due respect to Adampsyche, but I've got to say that Quixotic Life is by far the most Beautiful thing I've seen on the net, non-porn style, of course. Damn.

Monkey, monkey, monkey.*

*note: Your speakers must be on to enjoy this.

From the Truth can Finally Be Told Department:

Evanizer is Suge Knight's gay, white* doppelganger!

*doppelgayer?

doppel-ofay-gay-er?

Lord Evan was pleased that the Evanizer worked, but his hopes for an army of űberlovers were dashed when he found it only affected women.

speaking of doppelgangers...

Quixoticlife

Scribblative

...am i wrong, or is there a passing resemblance?

:: falling over with laughter :: That's fucking beautiful...!

Here's the secret, quite persuasive image Evanizer was trans-hypnotizing jonmc with:

Evan will rule you all.

Well, from the looks of it, he already knows Bobby De Niro.

Nooo! My fiancee is the most Beautiful Thing this side of the Net.

Except when she does this.

No sweat, Anonymous. Say, an e-mail I meant to send you in thanks bounced back. Is that a real domain???

I always guessed that about all of you.
(referring to the pic)

;-)

*kidding, kidding*

Do you guys have some issues hanging out with posessed kids?

Resemblance? I don't get the joke. Please elaborate.

Then again, stretching to reach only 5'4 leavs most things to go right over my head. And yes, Dogmatic, Yuki is quite beautious!

What is it about this place that attracts such beautiful women? Seriously. And more importantly, why would they marry the likes of Adampsyche?

Yes, dogmatic, Yuki is gorgeous. She'd fit right in here. Ask her to come by some time.

jpolous...shhh...the effects of my evil brainwashing concoction haven't worn off yet...

As I was going to suggest a "Girls of Meta" group picture as well as a "Guys of Meta" shot, I am painfully shy, and indescision is the death of me. Next time, I promise I will stop for nothing.

We do all seem to have beautiful wives and fiancées, that's for sure. My Maria João is lovely too. These photographs are about four years old, but she's even more beautiful now.

She used to present the weather on TV (though she's a speech therapist working with adults with Down's Syndrome) and I fell in love with her the moment I saw here. Some day I'll tell you how hard I plotted and planned to catch her in my eager arms. But I've already written it in Portuguese so I'm lazy...

Oh yes: the hotel where we got married and spent the first week of our honeymoon still uses this photograph of us on our wedding day to advertise its honeymoon package. From the back, of course - presumably so my ugly mug didn't put off prospective newly-weds... [You have to click on "Programs" and then on "Honeymoon"].

Sorry. Got you all beat. Here's a wedding pic. Of course, I only married my wife, not the 6 other people, but you get the idea.

As I was going to suggest a "Girls of Meta" group picture...

One word. Say it with me.

Calendar

Nice pic, Kaf!

She would kill me if I posted a picture.

The calendar idea was tossed around the other night...it shall happen...

since we're all doing it...

Wow! Hey, imagine the MeTa thread that would result if someone posted "Here are my wedding pics. Anyone else got any wedding pics they'd like to share?" Even if you added some high-falutin' links about the structure of pictorial representation in conjugal ritual to try to shake off the hounds. ;)

Repeat after me: married people suck.

Including, and I'm looking at you Cold Chef, soon to be married people. (Excepting, of course, me and Timmy McCormick...) Won't someone love us pathetic aloners?

Who among us, is unattached?

*raises hand*

me

(I know! Can you believe it?)

I wonder who'll be the first couple to meet and marry on 9622.

yeah, well we are really cool too - and we have probably lots of really beautiful pets, or maybe some plants, and some people like us too, right...

that was beautiful jpoulos *wink*

For some reason I can't quite fathom, Evanizer calls to mind Dragos, villain of "Jason of Star Command".

What the hell is wrong with my brain??

It's the trying-to-rule-the-galaxy thing, i think.

(Y'know, I feel kinda bad because evan and I really don't know each other, and here I am making jokes at his exepense. I hope he realizes, if he ever reads this, that he is techincally a member of 9622. So he's fair game, and he should learn to accept it. There's no turning back. Did I fail to mention that in the Membership Contract?)

dogmaticme, yuki is great, beyond great, but she falls short in one critical area, and that is her distaste for root beer.

Get a rope!

And Adam, you look like Jimmy on the 5:15 in that wedding snap. You didn't pop some blues during the ceremony did you?

Ha! Consider it glaze from watching the flashing bulb a few too many times...

I did shave that day. But The Wife has professed a deep-rooted opposition to my plans to grow a beard like Richie in The Royal Tenenbaums. What gives?

Unattatched.

Also, you guys and your S.O.s are significantly prettier than I had imagined.

You all act like you look like a bunch of dweebs.

:P

Watch out, man! If you grow a beard it's only a matter of time until...

Mark my words!

I must say that the Meetup was chock full of more atractive people than, say, a Groups of Linux Users Everywhere (G.L.U.E.) meeting (for those of you who saw that on The Site That Shall Not Be Named.)

what, you mean filepile?

oops.

No, its probably the El Comandante look that I'm mainly opposed to for non-political reasons.

Anyhow, about that 9622 marriage proposal: forget about it. Instead let this be the litmus test for the fiancee! Monkey-loving approval!

did i mention that i hate rootbeer?

guys?

what are you doing with guillotine?

stop wiggling around, dammit! the binds are loosening!

Well, since we're all showin' off our gals...

i like the little one.

(er. not in that way. sickos.)

[and yes, I'll stop posting now.]

Nice family you have there, Jeff.

No, don't stop posting, Marquis! Look: here's the 9622 Wives, Fiancées And Single Femmes Ensemble having a good, old-fashioned knees-up:

Thanks, Kaf (and I know what you meant, Marquis -- I think). But I gotta tell you, some of those "Single Femmes" in that chorus line will make a man think twice...

By the way, is 9622 becoming a Boyzone? Because if it is, why I'll ... I'll ... hmmm.

That's it. Next Meetup, I'm going to New York. Or Portugal. Or wherever the dancing girls are.

And, goneill? You're right: married people suck.

Can't someone pretend to be married to me and say proudly, 'hey lads - check out my wife' har har har... What does it feel like to have someone other than your mother proud of you?

I would, g, but i could never use the word "lads" with a straight face.

I just look like somebody's middleaged mom.

My teenage girls are absolutely gorgeous. Which is why you will NEVER see their pics here!

Did someone say "teenaged girls?"

Did someone say "middleaged mom?"

Did someone say "someone?"

Did someone...?

?

Posted by: readymade on August 9, 2002 02:45 PM

questi..

AUTHOR: ColdChef
EMAIL: coldchef@excite.com
IP: 65.83.108.141
URL:
DATE: 08/09/2002 03:02:38 PM

You'll NEVER.

Since we're all posting shots of our SO's or spouses, here's a shot of me and my husband!

(Just to kill off that boyzone feel, yo...)

(Using reverse psychology)
I don't even WANT to see pictures of your beautiful, beautiful daughters. I could care less.

Oh, and here's what we do for fun...

Wow, Roe! You married Alan Cummings's taller brother, no?

Yeah, I bet they're not pretty at all.

*gives boyzone cpr*

My son is very handsome as well.

Not posting HIS pic either.

They got MY looks. Their father kept his.

*feigns lack of breathing, seeking more cpr*

*fetches electric paddles*

CLEAR!

*suddenly regains consciousness, flees in fear*

*returns wearing red leather gimp suit*

Ok, Now I'm ready!

did I just cross a line there?

no, took the words out of my mouth. but my gimp suit was black.

did I just cross a line there?

Wait, there are lines here? Well, I guess that was bound to happen sooner or later.

*goes and starts "swapfollowup.net"*

*don't forget me!*

"and me!"

hmm. boyzone, if that were a REAL gimp suit, i wouldn't be able to hear you yapping now, would i?

zip it.

*picks up pickled eggs*

*eats*

I have begun having Witchstone dreams.

is it the one where i have a threesome with gwen stefani and shirley manson?

*Ziiip*

Mmmrph mmph mff mrrph?

witchy, it is now...

excellent. perhaps if enough people visualize it, it will actually happen.

Witchstone is hot. Bangles hot. I ain't lyin.

hmmm. now that could be either good or bad.

excellent. perhaps if enough people visualize it, it will actually happen.

*visualizes. likes very much. wants to be there if it actually happens*

I don't have any photos online to show you so you'll have to take my word for it that I make Catherine Zeta-Jones look like a rough old trollop while my boyfriend, Rhys, is a better-looking version of Jude Law.

BTW - could somebody who knows something about anything tell me why my posts don't show up until I've closed the browser and opened it again and what I can do about it? Ta.

Witchstone: Hoffs hot. Sorry about the other.

Summer, don't know if you've tried, but if not hit your "refresh" or "reload" button.

I only have a photo of my evil twin online.

From the article above:
The family's organ-swap program was necessary because Jim suffers from prune belly syndrome. Due to the affliction, Jim's stomach muscles are undeveloped and his kidneys are prone to failure.
Ummm. Ya think they could have found a better name?

Oh, my... In person, the resemblence to Alan Cumming is less severe -- but, that picture...!!!

(And I have a crush on Alan Cumming, so it all makes sense, now -- I've been with him the ENTIRE TIME! :D )

dude, that's actually me and my bro, go easy...

that's the non-medical term --the real name is impossible to pronounce.

you gave your brother a kidney? wow. that's really cool.

Yes, Jeff, I have tried that.

yeah, no biggie. It was more of a vacation, what with the painkillers and all.

Since we're all posting shots of our SO's or spouses,

We're doing that, here's me & my better half, the prettiest woman in the world.

She's lovely, but what's she doing with Tom Green?

And TJ, that's about the coolest thing I've ever heard.

I dunno chef, that some witchy mentioned sounds alot cooler....

can't type... i suck

that is cool as shit, tj.

jonmc, that is perhaps the coolest picture. ever. the fat albert shirt just makes it real.

Why thank you adam. And witchy, stay away from my lunch, hah??

Okay, I've never linked to anything ever, because I'm dumb and don't know how--so this is it. My maiden voyage, my baptism of fire, my internet cherry being popped:

Me and my husband.

Posted by: readymade on August 9, 2002 06:40 PM

readymade: That picture is disturbing for dozens and dozens of reasons.

What kind of "Wizard of Oz" function is that?

Britney!

Herr Chef: A boozy and pretty sad Holloween party a couple of years ago. But I had the best costume, complete with bad-ass wings and swingin' tail.

Y'see, I was monkey obsessed long before you people entered my life. You've just allowed me to believe my obsession is normal.

Posted by: readymade on August 9, 2002 06:49 PM

OK, OK, here is a picture of me and my wife.

I like your thinkin', Crash.

I also like this thinkin'. Some of you may remember my original South Park version of me:

It was the first thing I'd ever "uploaded" to the net (and done in a drunken rush, to get it onto the appropriate thread, I might add), so I'm a little proud of it.

However, as I have since involved the missus in my computin' shenanigans, here's her version of me:

I gotta admit, it's more life-like. But here's my version of my sweetie:

We both agree that one's accurate.

TJ is seriously cool.

I, like goneill, am seriously single. The M-word gives me hives. Big ones.

Cute, sexy and a soccer fan? Why do all the good ones live so far away?

summer: Yes, Jeff, I have tried that.

I figured -- hope I didn't offend. I only mentioned it b/c that's what I have to do to get the latest comments.

i know wut u did last summer!

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