"She meant nothing to me. Take me back. It won't happen again."
Posted by adampsyche at August 09, 2002 01:52 PMWhat's that funny smell, Felicia? Hey, have you, in your haste to reach the catfood, been steppin' in my flungy poo again?
Posted by: Miguel on August 9, 2002 02:01 PM"Mittens, you will just never understand. Flung poo needs to be devoid of kitty litter. And I just don't buy the argument that it makes the projectile resemble buckshot."
Posted by: adampsyche on August 9, 2002 02:06 PM(*sigh*) "The last time this dirty ape got this weepy-drunk I got a rash for which no vet had a cure."
Posted by: brittney on August 9, 2002 02:13 PMMonkey: I'll make you purr, baby.
Cat: Yeah, they all say that. Just give me my $100 and let's get this over with.
Posted by: pardonyou? Jeff on August 9, 2002 02:13 PMI can't stop looking at where monkey's right paw is.
Posted by: adampsyche on August 9, 2002 02:15 PMI just had to tell you guys this.
My mother took me to lunch today at a Chinese restaurant. While we were seated I happened to look up at the buffet, where I spied a man wearing a shirt with a large monkey head on it-underneath was the caption "I Throw Poo".
So which one of you scamps was it?????
Posted by: b****fire on August 9, 2002 02:22 PMIf there were pancakes involved in this strange ritual, it would almost be the MeFi trifecta--or the anti-trifecta, depending on who you talk to....
Posted by: readymade
on
August 9, 2002 02:34 PM
I found a little movie while slicing the internut last night ... and it made me think of you (the collective you, natch)
Probably glass cock but I'm not widely traveled in the monkey literati circles
Posted by: LonMabonJovi on August 9, 2002 03:49 PMYou're all going to make me be the one to crack a joke about a monkey petting its . . .
Oh screw it.
I'll let someone else finish it.
Posted by: dogmaticMe on August 9, 2002 04:20 PMcome on! you can't leave us hanging like that, can you?
Posted by: witchstone on August 9, 2002 04:22 PMI wasn't making up the story about the monkey poo teeshirt. i should have asked the guy where he got it. You would have all loved it-heck, you'd have worn them at any collective 9622 meetings.
I'll just sit over here and pout, now.
Posted by: b****fire on August 9, 2002 06:17 PM
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was it EXACTLY!
So where did you find it?
Posted by: b****fire on August 10, 2002 09:49 AM*reeling from the shock*
You COULD have WARNED me, you know.
I suppose they tithe to the Church of Satan....
Posted by: b****fire on August 10, 2002 11:10 AMActually, the church of Satan doesn't do that. They merely charge you a 100 bucks right up front.
for something as insidious as a tithe, you need to look more in the direction of Rome.
Ahem.
*flicks little d.r. off shoulder, looks for paper towels*
Posted by: b****fire on August 10, 2002 11:32 AM
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