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August 10, 2002 : Monkey Movies


Monkeys obviously love popcorn, so why aren't there more monkey movies?

Posted by at August 10, 2002 11:36 PM


People have said these things about that :

Excellent.

Right turn Clyde.

Posted by: anathema on August 10, 2002 11:40 PM

This woman must be stopped!

Posted by: anathema on August 10, 2002 11:43 PM

While this doesn't actually involve monkeys, and isn't really a movie, it is a pretty funny parody* of the Mastercard "Priceless" commercials.

*Warning: contains euphemisms for oral sex.

Posted by: Crash on August 11, 2002 12:39 AM

Pips just told me that the full, ready-to-be opened, Jiffy Pop pan reminds here of a belly ready to be Caesarian-ed.

make of that what you will.

Posted by: jonmc on August 11, 2002 01:09 AM

IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!!

Posted by: pips on August 11, 2002 01:14 AM

That was pretty funny Crash.

Posted by: eyeballkid on August 11, 2002 01:42 AM

the full, ready-to-be opened, Jiffy Pop pan reminds here of a belly ready to be Caesarian-ed

Or John Hurt over lunch.

Posted by: kafkaesque on August 11, 2002 02:28 AM

[comment removed by admin, per tcs's request. ]

Posted by: thomcatspike on August 11, 2002 03:36 AM

But why would he write aaaaaaaaaargh?

Posted by: kafkaesque on August 11, 2002 03:40 AM

But Iwould have to say, that was the finest thomcatspike comment Ihave been privileged to read thus far.

with the t%%sipadoo entomologicasion frip4doobaly.

Posted by: kafkaesque on August 11, 2002 03:41 AM

In the words of Keanu:

whoa.

Posted by: readymade on August 11, 2002 03:43 AM

thomcatspike - the apostrophe in 'monkey's' is grammatically incorrect. The rest of the post is fine.

Posted by: Summer on August 11, 2002 05:29 AM

I would pay so much money to be in TCS's head for one day. Do you think we could find a portal?

(Being Thomcatspike - coming this fall.)

Posted by: scribblative on August 11, 2002 05:50 AM

Here's a nice monkey (commercial) movie by Brian Buckley, courtesy of the NYT. It's the first clip - the others, infortunately, feature no further monkeys.

Posted by: Miguel on August 11, 2002 06:12 AM

Off topic, whatever the heck the topic is, but it's I LOVE TAMIM day here a Club Wonderchicken.

Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on August 11, 2002 07:26 AM

tamim always blows my mind. It's quite humbling really.

Posted by: anathema on August 11, 2002 08:38 AM

And Tamim is always surprising. You know his posts are going to be well-made and move with a fine narrative pace, wrapping up information, but you never know what direction they'll take. This comment of his is a tender MetaFilter autobiography where his criticism of today's incarnation is offset by his confidence in its future. An intelligent, honest beauty of a post(er).

Posted by: Miguel on August 11, 2002 10:46 AM

I HAD A DREAM! TANIM AT LAST! TANIM AT LAST!

Posted by: quonsar on August 11, 2002 12:30 PM

Heya quonsar!

*flings poo*

Greetings and salutations!

Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on August 11, 2002 10:45 PM

*tumbleweed rolls by*

Mighty quiet on the streets tonight. Too quiet.

Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on August 11, 2002 10:46 PM

*dips finger in poo, samples, gives big stretchy-wide monkey-teeth grin, screeches at tumbleweed*

Posted by: quonsar on August 12, 2002 09:31 AM

*humps tumbleweed, flings poo*

Posted by: adampsyche on August 12, 2002 09:34 AM

This is really me, Paul aka TCS the above was a hoax sorry, for the disappointment. I was on holiday, and unfortunately with my new system they forgot to enable my security prevention on my work computer, I might add. PS, I will post my other e-mail address, this time.

Posted by: thomcatspike on August 12, 2002 04:45 PM

Perhaps you've all seen it before, perhaps it's in terrible taste, but here is a monkey movie (QT).

My apologies.

Posted by: readymade on August 12, 2002 11:10 PM
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