In related news, Alan Greenspan is being made a knight. He looks like a monkey, so I thought it was fair game.
Posted by: adampsyche on August 13, 2002 02:26 PMWARNING: Film contains scenes of primate violence and self-pleasuring.
Crap! And no Real Player here at work. I will have to wait until I get home and close the drapes for this one.
Posted by: adampsyche on August 13, 2002 02:38 PMWARNING: May induce vomiting. Those with weak stomachs should not click the following link.
An oldie-but-goodie monkey video.
Posted by: Crash on August 13, 2002 04:38 PMLet's give a warm welcome to MetaFilter's two newest members:
negroplease
and armoured-ant
We are now in the 15k range. God help us, everyone.
Also, it appears that negroplease works for the folks who brought you The Real World. But don't judge him for that. Judge him for this.
Posted by: ColdChef on August 13, 2002 05:32 PMI tease, but his site looks nice. In a post-ironic ironic way.
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Coldchef's in a posting frenzy. I, however, have more important Web matters to attend to, such as declaring my love for the young Michael Palin on Fametracker.
Posted by: Summer on August 13, 2002 06:20 PMThanks, Chef. I just remembered that I'm about due for a shower...
Posted by: Aw on August 13, 2002 08:20 PM*sniff sniff*
phew! get outta da house, i'll grab the hose!
Posted by: adampsyche on August 13, 2002 08:27 PMSo, Adam, your wife likes to shower, eh?
Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, say n'more...
Posted by: Crash on August 13, 2002 10:11 PM*Begins violently nudging Crash*
With soap no less?!
*winks frantically, nudges self in head, falls to ground unconscious*
Posted by: jonmc on August 13, 2002 10:17 PMALBATROSS!!!
(he cried, out, apropos of nothing in particular)
Posted by: yhbc on August 13, 2002 11:47 PMApropos of nothing in particular, I have heartburn that must measure on the Kelvin scale.
I am going to attempt to go to bed now, but I suspect I will be sitting up, propped on a stack of pillows much like one would expect to see Cleopatra, except with a smaller cup size and less eye shadow.
Posted by: Crash on August 14, 2002 03:04 AMDon't hold onto any asps, no matter what anyone might tell you. They do nothing to alleviate heartburn.
Posted by: readymade
on
August 14, 2002 03:06 AM
much like one would expect to see Cleopatra, except with a smaller cup size and less eye shadow.
not if the stories i've heard about your man-breasts are true.
Posted by: witchstone on August 14, 2002 09:13 AMOh, I just thought I'd point out that the monkey pictured above is a golden lion tamarin, the eponymous tangmonkey of my very own website.
Posted by: Marquis on August 14, 2002 11:24 AMOh, I thought it was just a ginger monkey. The kind the blonde and brunette monkeys make fun of.
Posted by: Summer on August 14, 2002 11:29 AMactually, that is the color of my hair now that you mention it.
Posted by: witchstone on August 14, 2002 12:28 PMIt's a gorgeous colour. The other monkeys are just jealous.
Posted by: Summer on August 14, 2002 01:43 PMwell this is just AMNAZING i ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sooooooooooo gAY GaY
Posted by: fred on June 2, 2003 05:30 AMU GUYS R JUST SOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SAD....U GAY PPL
I'M JUST BROUSIN
Adam, that sounds like an excellent theme song for the homebuilder I work for. I think I'll suggest it!
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