#5 is an odd option. I pick that one for now until I get out of the box.
Posted by: anathema on August 20, 2002 04:34 PMHaving posted this, I now realize that not much can be said about it.
Feel free to turn the page now.
Posted by: ColdChef on August 20, 2002 04:57 PMThey forgot my favorites:
1. Foppish Dandy
2. Exotic Monkey Dancer
3. Our Non-Existent Child
4. Slim Goodbody
Always wrap your monkey in a "raincoat"...if ya knowhattamean....
Posted by: jpoulos on August 20, 2002 05:02 PM
I think John's fantasy monkey outfit is just a little too racey for him to reveal in this forum.
Posted by: kafkaesque on August 20, 2002 05:16 PMOh dear. I just saw a picture of Deborah Iyall.
Cruelty, thy name is Kafkaesque.
Posted by: witchstone on August 20, 2002 05:17 PMCruelty was actually my grandfather's name. They made him change it from Crüelnikov when he emigrated from St Petersburg, lo these many years ago, in a vain attempt to escape the wrath of Pushkin.
Or did I dream it?
Posted by: kafkaesque on August 20, 2002 05:21 PMThe wrath of Pushkin? What was he doing, sitting on dear old grandad and making him listen to poetry?
Posted by: witchstone on August 20, 2002 05:27 PMI think John's fantasy monkey outfit is just a little too racey for him to reveal in this forum.
There! Are you happy now!
*weeps*
Posted by: jpoulos on August 20, 2002 05:27 PM
little known fact: On the weekendsm, Lupo stages historical reenactments of eighteenth century battles using only monkeys. No monkeys are hurt in the proceedings. Well, almost none, anyway.
Posted by: kafkaesque on August 20, 2002 05:40 PMIt's hard to get the monkey's hair to tease like that, though.
Unless, of course, you use Aquanet, but that's just asking for trouble. Aquanet is like catnip to monkeys. Well, like monkeynip, I guess.
Posted by: witchstone on August 20, 2002 05:52 PM
16. William F Buckley
17. Tim and/or Jeff Buckley
18. Betty Buckley
Well CC, why, as you take them down the frozen food isle. So they go topless.
Posted by: thomcatspike on August 20, 2002 07:45 PM
I just hope that my monkey has the decency not to poop in public, like a chicken.
Posted by: ColdChef on August 20, 2002 08:11 PM20. Portuguese cult writer with an encyclopedic knowledge of screwing. Spats optional.
Posted by: MarsCrash on August 20, 2002 09:31 PM22. Slightly larger monkey, only this one is left-handed.
Posted by: bmarkey on August 20, 2002 10:32 PMRight, no more sex lessons for you, Frigid Chef!
Are you kidding? Me and the lady are already up to five on your list. Only a few more to go before nappy time.
24. The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, in those assless yellow chaps from the Cream video
Posted by: romakimmy on August 21, 2002 07:53 AM23. Crash course in oral butter non-melting
Miguel displays blatant disregard for the concept at hand, unless he's referring to a costume I don't want to imagine, and which would take hours to clean off the monkey's fur.
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