Watch this short educational film and ask yourself is it any wonder we men find it difficult to get a grip on ourselves, man. [From this good website, requires WindowsMedia.]
Posted by at August 24, 2002 06:48 PMI could tell that monkey a thing or two about the secure power grip.
Posted by: adampsyche on August 24, 2002 06:53 PMMany questions flutter through my head as to what you mean by that, Miggs. I, too, lost a cookie recently due to my struggle with the "secure power grip" technique. Aah, the daily toils of basic motor skills sometimes can be killer. This is what you meant, right?
Posted by: Aw on August 24, 2002 10:02 PMAn irresistible caption for the photo:
"Yeah, I know, don't tell me, you thought a guy over fifty couldn't breast-feed a baby, right?"
Posted by: Miguel on August 24, 2002 11:52 PMExtremely cruel after-caption:
"Still wond'rin'? Look closely, bud: the poor little bastard kicked the bucket hours ago..."
Posted by: Miguel on August 24, 2002 11:57 PMIt's very true, Aw. No matter how good the intentions; how great the love; how long the practice; it's inevitable that there's grip dissonance.
Women often ask how to go about it; but it's like the opposite of scratching one's back. No one does it well; never mind better. The owner is the "least worst". Women are too enthusiastic; too gung-ho and eager; while far too nonchalant in an important way.
The good thing is that it works both ways - men are just as bad with women.
Of course the Jews figured this out millenia ago as an incentive to just make love in the most obvious ways.
And not to follow the simple ways of Onan...
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