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Hee hee. Of course - back me up on this, Kev -the good professor would have got to India in one of the impressive fleet of 9622 taxis.

A month ago these jokers from Poznan in Poland headed the 9622 Google rankings. Perhaps dear old Eeksy-Peeksy (where is he?!)has inside info on them. Anyway, now we've snagged the top two posts.

I still can't find us on "monkey" though. Will we ever reach the top 10? Not if we keep going on about goalies, English majors and other extranea.

We must buck up! Dogmatic: don't try typing this!

And it's a crying shame there are no simple women here to take advantage of these.

And how did Monkeys on the Simpsons turn up?

Miguel, I own two pairs of shoes like that. One pair is purple.

and both pairs together cost less than the one you linked.

Miguel, I own a pair of shoes similar to that as well.

a little respect for the new simian overlord, please.

I have several pairs of shoes. None of them looks like that, but still....

I'd like to mention that I hear "Call Any Monkey" in my head, sung to the tune of "Climb Every Mountain" from The Sound of Music.

I guess it's better than Junkfood Junkie or Rhinestone Cowboy, but still, not fun.

"cheesemonkeys in paradise"

My son is just a tad warped. One of his favorite exclamations is "cheese monkeys on crack cocaine!"

Not bad for someone who has never visited this website.

And did you know that 9622 is also the star named for Terry Jones? It's true.

Discovered 1993 Mar. 21 at the European Southern Observatory in the course of the Uppsala-ESO Survey of Asteroids and Comets.

Our own taxi fleet? Our own support line? I'd say ol' 9622 is strictly uptown now. How long before we see our own fleet of jets?

That Simian Overlord looks like the call center manager where I work, sans the lei.

Señora Fuego del Conejito,

I may be wrong but isn't "cheese and crackers" a common euphemism among the reverent for the name of the famous Jewish carpenter. Kind of like 'jiminy crickets'?
Perhaps your son was merely taking some license. I'm actually a fan of euphemism, myself. The various dieties have enough to do without us invoking them all the time.

As Kinky Freidman once said, "If Jesus was on Earth today, they'd put him in a hospital and tell him he had a Christ complex."

:)

Hello!

Hey, Brittney, looooook at meeeee....

*waves to Brittney*

As for everyone else....

...I think the Rocky Horror Picture Show is one of the best movies ever made!

-straight face-

I am for real. It works on SO many levels.

Like an elevator....

Hey, kid! Don't forget to remember to watch your step, there's liable to be poo everywhere.

Edgeling meet everyone...Everyone meet Edgeling.

Hello, Edgeling. I'm your new neigbor.

The doctors say that with medication, my compulsion to set fires while dressed like a nurse is under control.

So, how bout this weather were having?

Welcome, Edgeling.

I want fold_and_mutilate to show up. He's funny.

Oh, and hiya edgeling. Is that Ed Geling, or edge-ling? Can I call you Ed?

Hey there Edgeling. Glad to have you.

jeez kafka. only here for a few hours and you've already had Edgeling. Man. You work fast.

"And you are...??" (the "A-List" monkeys stare at the newcomers)

I kid, I jest... hi there & welcome, Edg!

It's Fuega del Conejita, btw.

Actually when my son was a freshman he annoyed all his classmates with his ability to bring cheese into every subject-and quite a few assignments. He's a senior now and has left behind just about all of it except for the occasional invoking of cheese monkeys.

Oh, and hi, edgeling. Care for a cheese monkey?

I think I'd like your son, funnybire. In a good way. But then I'd probably end up getting him all drunk and disorderly and you'd be upset and fling nicely formed little bunny poos at me, and it'd all end in tears...

It always ends in tears.

Or at least with some really boss X-rays.

Dr. D.R., I will try to score you some free samples next time I see my psychopharmaceutical medical professional. Any brand preference?

Of course I mean the legal stuff. But you knew that.

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