This is just a little modesty screen to push the goat picture a bit to the right and allow Adam to do some work take the occasional two-minute break. It will come down at sundown and all will be revealed.
two-minute bread!?!?
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa hahahahhaha!
Posted by: adampsyche on August 26, 2002 08:48 AMI hope that wasn't a typo, because I like the sound of two-minute bread.
Take time out from your busy day, and enjoy a slice of two-minute bread.
Chuck Woolery could endorse it!
Posted by: kafkaesque on August 26, 2002 11:35 AMGah! I blame it on a hangnail.
But two-minute bread does sound nice. Our breadmaker takes a few hours to make a loaf.
Posted by: adampsyche on August 26, 2002 11:42 AMya know, you took the next thought out of my head, and posted it. fan. tas. tic.
Posted by: adampsyche on August 26, 2002 12:02 PMI would fucking kill for a bran muffin right now.
Posted by: a hunger artist on August 26, 2002 12:27 PMbran-slaughter, that'll hasten your sell-by date, fer sure ...
Posted by: octobersurprise on August 26, 2002 12:44 PMI guess if your going to fling poo...........
Then knowing your BM rate is, well, I guess ok to dicuss....with monkeys
Definitely don't push. You don't want to strain yourself.
Posted by: adampsyche on August 26, 2002 01:06 PMpush
Then lets push the flush handle down and exit this toilet mode.........
Posted by: thomcatspike on August 26, 2002 01:28 PMI concur with my esteemed colleague, Senator Catspike. In the interest of propriety, I call for an immediate return to discussing etchings of people having nonconsensual sex with goats. That's what made 9622 strong and the damn site on the net!
Who's with me?!
Posted by: kafkaesque on August 26, 2002 01:38 PMHey, allow me my very own 15 minutes of fame! You get all the attention, but what about me?
Posted by: kafka's toilet on August 26, 2002 02:02 PMMy toilet's running off at the mouth again.
*shakes handle*
Posted by: kafkaesque on August 26, 2002 02:03 PMAnyone do anything Exciting over the weekend, like a devilish monkey act? I'll start, I cut my neighbors cable and he is SOL. As his cable access is on my property. I found out after the fact he is screwed, my property, no access, no cable, and still a cable bill..... per the cable guy.
Posted by: thomcatspike on August 26, 2002 02:03 PMNo, you're supposed to jiggle the handle. Aaahhhh, just like that....
Posted by: kafka's toilet on August 26, 2002 02:05 PMI did, as I live above my nieghbor and he feels I pooped on him now....
Posted by: thomcatspike on August 26, 2002 02:12 PMpooping on your neighbors and cutting their cable? you must be very popular in the 'hood.
Posted by: adampsyche on August 26, 2002 02:14 PMNo, just Knowledge of my rights, actually in my defense, I'm a nice neighbor, sometimes too nice, right now I'm sharing my ice maker with my other nieghbor as hers is out and it easier for me to just dump my ice maker bucket on my way out in the morning. Yet my other neighbor has ignored me about his cables in my closet for over a year. And he told me I have no clue what I'm talking about, so I cut his cable hoping then the cable man would come to get his crap out of my closet. And if I was a real devilish monkey as I have a hole that goes threw my floor threw his ceiling and into his living room. Now he can say bombs away, splat*
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