
Part of an ongoing effort to drive that shocking goat picture to fascism, i.e. the far-right.
Posted by at August 26, 2002 08:31 AMMiguel, you are hysterical. Thank you. I don't want to start a reputation as a lover of goats and nekkid people at work.
Posted by: adampsyche on August 26, 2002 08:47 AMSounds like how I got kicked out of college, come to think of it.
Jagermeister and nyquil.
Some lessons just have to learned the hard way.
......screens and a goat as the work is getting started. TCS calls the local zoo. (phone rings)
Dallas Zoo: howdy, Dallas Zoo
TCS: yes, can I have the Poo Keeper
DZ: The Poo, what eeper...
TCS: I need the Keeper of your zoo's poo.
DZ: Oh!, him, we call him the stinker keeper, hold on. I'll transfer you.
Poop: Stinker Keeper Department, Mr. PooP here, what can I scoop for ya....
TCS: hi, I want to buy some poo from you, as I need to screen an ugly mess with some poo poo.
PooP: Aw, I know, I saw it, that nakkid folk and a goat. Hey with a week worth of the zoo's poo, that still won't be enough.
TCS: what do you mean. Mr. Poop. Not enough?
PooP: Thom, your going to need two screens of poop for cover, I will call the Fort worth Zoo, so you will have a second load.
TCS: You're the best Poop, you know that southern hospitality of yours will sure be appreciated at 9622.net
Poop: give the monkeys my stinky *splat* regards at 9622net, and I hope they enjoy the poop to boot..........*splat*.
poo screen?
no, not a Poo screen
a screen of poo
"Oh, bother." said Pooh as he ducked from the fling fest.
Posted by: dejah420 on August 26, 2002 02:18 PMtcs, I only have one question about your little skit there. Are "Poop" and "PooP" two different characters?
Posted by: pardonne moi on August 26, 2002 02:19 PMpardonne moi,
No, one character. And Mr. PooP was stinky mad with me when he saw my typo. He sent this memo, just recieved hot off the poo flinging catch machine. I'll read: Mr TCS, I was so pleased to see my name on the screen of the 9622.net site. Glad to be of some poo service. Would like to clarify my name is, Mr. PooP as I like my name spelled like, poop butt with all capitol "P"s. Think of the P's as a #1 when mentioning my name as a #2...........
Thanks. Glad we got that straightened out. Send my, uh, regards to "Mr. PooP."
Posted by: pardon me on August 26, 2002 03:08 PMThank you for the screens. My redhaired daughter just accused me of looking at porn.
Posted by: b****fire on August 26, 2002 05:29 PMMy redhaired daughter...
Thanks for the hair color factoid.
9622.net: Porn for b****fire
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