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August 26, 2002 : Watching from the Outside


Shh - be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm surfing 9622.net (actually, 9622.menacedbyelves.com) from work. Hahahahahaha.

After some experimenting, I found how to jury-rig a way into the comments as well - but, I still can't make new comments (that function only goes through the 9622.net domain). Oh, well - for now, I'm your silent lurker bee during the day, then.

Finally, this is itself an experiment to see if I can post to the front page through the menacedbyelves domain. Since this seems to be mildly titillating images day, here then is an old Ananova story about a woman breastfeeding an abandoned monkey.

Posted by yhbc at August 26, 2002 01:38 PM


People have said these things about that :

*cues up John Sebastian*

Posted by: anathema on August 26, 2002 01:49 PM

look what I found, a box, lets open....
eek eeek, more monkey poo.

Posted by: thomcatspike on August 26, 2002 01:53 PM

I'm curious how you're able to see the comment, commish. do tell.

Posted by: jpoulos on August 26, 2002 01:59 PM

He lives!

Posted by: adampsyche on August 26, 2002 02:01 PM

He MacGyver'ed it, using a paperclip, three mechanical pencil leads and a bottle of Martinelli's sparkling cider.

And half a cocoanut.

Posted by: kafkaesque on August 26, 2002 02:02 PM

Man, I was convinced it would have taken a tray of boiled potatoes, a surgical glove and duct tape...my hacking fu must be off. ;)

Posted by: dejah420 on August 26, 2002 02:13 PM

I think you'll find results are better with Julienne potatoes and Isotoners.

Posted by: kafkaesque on August 26, 2002 02:14 PM

sounds like you're making a bong

Posted by: adampsyche on August 26, 2002 02:20 PM

(for tobacco use only)

Posted by: witchstone on August 26, 2002 02:23 PM

All this talk of screens has led you astray.

Posted by: kafkaesque on August 26, 2002 02:25 PM

I'd like to take this opportunity to say that the Commish is a rotten communist without bouts of pederacy. If he be not, let him defend himself here!

Before 5PM EST today!

Posted by: ColdChef on August 26, 2002 03:04 PM

Yeah, I made up a word. So what?

Posted by: ColdChef on August 26, 2002 03:05 PM

What's a pederast, ColdChef?

Posted by: pardon me on August 26, 2002 04:14 PM

Tough questions...

Posted by: kafkaesque on August 26, 2002 04:31 PM

A cycling enthusiast. Bother me no more!

Posted by: ColdChef on August 26, 2002 04:31 PM

You know, I hate to toot my own horn, but sometimes I really crack myself up. (if only because I know how angry this will make others)

Posted by: ColdChef on August 26, 2002 04:41 PM

but that's a BAD thing. I'm sorry.

Posted by: ColdChef on August 26, 2002 04:41 PM

A cycling enthusiast. Bother me no more!

No! The correct response was: "Shut the fuck up, Donny."

Posted by: pardon me on August 26, 2002 04:56 PM

They pissed...on your rug.

Posted by: ColdChef on August 26, 2002 04:57 PM

Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate?

Posted by: Jeff Lebowski on August 26, 2002 05:06 PM

Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate?

Posted by: Jeff Lebowski on August 26, 2002 05:07 PM

Um ... don't make me say it a third time!

Posted by: pardon me on August 26, 2002 05:08 PM

This not 'Nam. This is bowling, there are rules.

Posted by: brittney on August 26, 2002 09:42 PM

Fuck it, let's bowl

Posted by: tj on August 26, 2002 10:03 PM

Can the skinheads come?

Posted by: yhbc on August 26, 2002 10:07 PM

Oh, and CC - one of the guys in the commune called me a pederast once. I told him that was an awful big word for a twelve year old.

Posted by: yhbc on August 26, 2002 10:16 PM

some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes...

Posted by: lilboo on August 26, 2002 10:17 PM

Hey! Where the hell is Bill anyway?

Posted by: MarsCrash on August 26, 2002 10:18 PM

Well, maybe he went to get a sideways haircut
Maybe he went to get a strip-ed shirt
Maybe he went to get some plastic A shoes
Maybe he went to get some funny sun-glasses

Well, maybe he went to get an Air Force parka
Maybe he went to get a Vespa scooter
Maybe he went to get a British flag
Maybe he went to go Mod Ska dancing

Well, maybe he went to get a mohawk
And maybe he went to get some gnarly thrash boots
Maybe he went to go ride his skateboard
Maybe he went to see the Circle Jerks

Posted by: lilboo on August 26, 2002 10:57 PM
Why not join in and say something too?

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