Oh, here take my drink, it's a double of Malibu Rum..
Posted by: thomcatspike on August 29, 2002 08:26 AM"Think this is bad? You should see the grindstone!"
*ba-dum-bum-tsh* thanks, and be sure to tip your waitress!
Posted by: whatnot on August 29, 2002 10:35 AM*doffs W.C.Fields hat to whatnot, grinding his knuckles down to the bone for not thinking of it first*
Posted by: Miguel on August 29, 2002 10:42 AMmmm, flattery, thank you. Actually, it was between that and some variation on "who farted?" which was just too lowbrow for my first post here. But just fine for my second, apparently. heh.
Posted by: whatnot on August 29, 2002 11:09 AMIf Michael Jackson can be white, why can't I be a warthog?
Posted by: Miguel on August 29, 2002 11:56 AMLou Ferrigno's last years were a sad testament to the ravages of steroids.
Posted by: dong resin on August 29, 2002 01:10 PM
Opus was at last overcome by the ravages of nasal hemorrhoids.
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