"You'd better send me my royalties pronto, Phillip Coffey, man!"
Yes, yes, everybody wants to be an assertive, no-shit Silverback like me but, unfortunately, not all of us can be - it's just not fecible. Take the test and find out. Cheating is allowed, as per usual.
I am also a chick. Kuchi. Cool. When do I get to boof that monkey freak?
Posted by: ColdChef on August 29, 2002 05:54 PMI don't know, Migs, but when I was a wee lad we had an unpleasant child in our neighborhood whom we called "Booger Boof Snot-box" because of his constant mining for nose-gold. I don't know where the name came from, though, as it was bestowed upon him by my uncles who were just slightly older than I.
Posted by: Crash on August 29, 2002 06:25 PMHee. I am Taz, the Adventurer.
Clearly, I lied on some of the questions.
"Mining for nose-gold", however, is always funny.
Posted by: yhbc on August 29, 2002 07:01 PMChoomba, the bossy yet nurturing mom.
At 8pm y'all put away your wisecracks and come to dinner, d'you hear?
Choomba, the bossy yet nurturing mom.
At 8pm y'all put away your wisecracks and come to dinner, d'you hear?
So bossy you say everything twice!
I'm "Choomba" too, which is tough to figure based on my desire to do nothing and go nowhere and talk to no-one on the phone. How can I be assertive when I refuse to mingle with the other monkeys?
Posted by: readymade
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August 29, 2002 07:21 PM
Liam, I was wondering: wouldn't you be Choomba, the bossy yet nurturing mum? Please clear this up for us once and for all before I call in Thomcatspike to explain your reticence in this matter.
Posted by: Miguel on August 29, 2002 07:54 PMSo when the mookeys all go pooo and choomba sayst go to bed when all the monkeys go *splat* you send me there and Ill be there youll see me miguel. You see?
Posted by: notreallythomcatspike on August 29, 2002 09:10 PMI would be Ivan.
We used to call my son "Boofus" when he was a baby.
No comments are solicited on that last point.
This is a teepee for you to peepee,
not a wigwam to beat your thom-thom.
*crushed by Crash*
Ok, with the blonde.
But without the MicMac golden showers.
Posted by: Miguel on August 29, 2002 09:21 PMAnother Ivan here. Even though I spiked the yogurt dip.
Posted by: adampsyche on August 30, 2002 08:24 AMMe Ivan. Probably because I think it would be bizarre to take all the neighborhood kids to the beach.
Posted by: anathema on August 30, 2002 08:43 AMTaz is one of three young males who, with Kekla and Stadi, make up Zoo Atlanta's bachelor troop.
yep, sounds about right
Posted by: tj on August 30, 2002 08:50 AMTaz is one of three young males who, with Kekla and Stadi, make up Zoo Atlanta's bachelor troop.
yep, sounds about right
Posted by: tj on August 30, 2002 08:50 AMI can't take this test because none of the answers are even close! Where is "At a party you: Drink a bit, then have to leave when you start undressing and french-kissing total strangers?" Hello?
Posted by: tizzie on August 30, 2002 09:04 AMOk, liam, your url said it best, " but then what do you know", Well, you need some monkey poo flung at you *splat*
I'm Taz. Ps, it said 15 % who took the test were TAZ so far. *splat*
I got Choomba too. Now, you kids, be nice...or I'll hit you with a stick!
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