Update from the Google department: Thanks in no small part to the tireless efforts of the Craddock brothers, we have moved up to the number seven spot in Google's ranking for "drubk".
We can do better. We will do better.
Happy Labor Day Weekend, everybody!
Posted by yhbc at August 31, 2002 01:40 PMThat is what I had intended, pretending to be drubk
A little change in character, pretending to be drubk
You think I am weak and feeble
You think I'm a bore
When you drag me to a party
Soon I'm out the door
Next time I'll portray a suave sophisticated hunk
That is what I had intended, pretending to be drubk
That is what I had intended, pretending to be drubk
A bit of "I have lived and loved", I'm pretending to be drubk
You say I could use some swagger
You say toughen up
I am rigid as a board
You tell me loosen up
I'm so loose and I'm so tough
That I can barely move
That is what I had intended, pretending to be drubk
You notice a transformation, pretending to be drubk
I've lost all my inhibitions, pretending to be drubk
You can take me to the soiree
And be proud of me
Everyone will be impressed
I'll pass out on you knee
Now I am so continental, they think that it's nice
Think I'll pretend to be drubk for the rest of my life
That is what I had intended, pretending to be drubk
-"Pretending To Be Drubk", Sparks
Posted by: eyeballkid on August 31, 2002 02:09 PMWell, that oughta do it.
I forgot to mention that we are already a solid #1 (and #2 to boot) on the entire phrase "fuck me I'm drubk". Pride, thy name is 9622.
Posted by: yhbc on August 31, 2002 02:16 PMDid you mean to search for:"fuck me I'm drunk"?
No, Google, you bastard. I meant what I typed.
Pedant.
Posted by: Crash on August 31, 2002 03:24 PMI mean, if I'd wanted to search for "fuck me I'm drunk" I would have written "australi ya ya ya" outright, now wouldn't I?
Posted by: Miguel on August 31, 2002 05:03 PMI'm so happy to have spawned such goodness. I'm going to celebrate with a glass or two or three.
Posted by: dogmaticMe on August 31, 2002 05:52 PMJust remember everybody, fiends dont let fiends dreeve drubk, udderstand?
Posted by: jonmc on August 31, 2002 10:23 PMAs may have been noted before, we are however the top two hits for "unruly boner" which is reassuring.
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on September 1, 2002 01:28 AMAnd the number one hit for "bad habits monkey" and the only hit for "righteous pollocking".
Go go gadget catchphrases!
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on September 1, 2002 01:31 AMWe've made a killing on the modesty screen market too.
Posted by: Miguel on September 1, 2002 02:23 AMThe question now is how to dislodge feckin' ringnet/katgyrl, the No.1 site for the all-important and very disputed inbetween servers where we currently stand at numbers 2, 3 and 4, no less. It can only be a matter of time, right?
Posted by: Miguel on September 1, 2002 02:33 AMYeah, what do they mean Did you mean:thundercloud? Do we even sound like that's what we'd mean?
Posted by: Miguel on September 1, 2002 08:17 AMI am sad to see that many other people out there came across the phrase "Thunderslut" before us. I thought we were special, like an anorexic hippopotamus.
Posted by: ColdChef on September 1, 2002 08:22 AMYou want humiliating, ColdChef, look at how we're rated when it comes to poo flinging after all our efforts. No better than #4 and #5, like bloody Cure singles.
Posted by: Miguel on September 1, 2002 08:49 AMDamn that Robert Smith was cute. I seem to recall drubkenly declaiming at a party at some point in the mid-80's that if I were ever to sleep with a man, it'd have to be Robert Smith and his floppy-eared running shoes.
The odd thing about that is that at the time I was listening to stuff like Husker Du and Dinosaur Jr and other crunchy non-gothy music.
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on September 1, 2002 08:55 AMI said a lot of dumb things when I was drubk.
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on September 1, 2002 08:56 AMChris, I met Robert Smith once in the very early 80s. It was impossible to get into the Camden Palace (then the coolest club in London) so I used my old, pathetic trick of arriving when the doors opened, at around 8 p.m. It was cavernously empty, very embarrassing. Ten minutes later in pops Robert Smith and orders a drink. Across the bar he raised his glass and said "Only time to come in, in't it? Before the crowds..."
This man was my hero then and all I could manage was a starstruck "Yes, yes...cheers." Idiot. Not even my usual "I am a poor philosophy student from sunny Portugal, please, is that a demo cassete I see in your cargo pants?" shtick came out...
Posted by: Miguel on September 1, 2002 09:15 AMUh . . . Is that a demo tape or are you just happy to see me? With Robet Smith, you never know.
Posted by: dogmaticMe on September 1, 2002 09:58 AMAbsolutely nothing comes up on the phrase "full contact blowing". Verily, a shattering discovery.
Posted by: romakimmy on September 1, 2002 03:26 PMDammit. ColdChef, of all people, has managed to place a METATALK THREAD on top of the listings for "fuck me I'm drubk".
I think we know what we have to do. Jon, you get the car and two sheep. We'll pick up the motor oil and feather pillows on the way when we stop for adam and lupo. Kaf and eyeballkid, get airline tickets and meet us all in Louisiana.
Posted by: yhbc on September 1, 2002 07:13 PMgood news: aw, ryan, yukiko, and myself did some splishin' and a splashin' in aw's parents jacuzzi last night.
bad news: no pictures.
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