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September 06, 2002 : Look What I Got


That's me.

I have a very bad habit of shopping online when I come home from the bars.

Posted by jpoulos at September 06, 2002 10:38 PM


People have said these things about that :

I got it at punkassgear.com. I can't really recommend it. It's got a big goofy monkey face on the front.

Also, remember, the camera adds 60 pounds.

Posted by: jpoulos on September 6, 2002 10:40 PM

I for one welcome our new poo-flinging overlord.

(Hey, that's the first time I've gotten to use the line - I had to!)

Posted by: yhbc on September 6, 2002 10:47 PM

Dude. Don't look now, but there's a rockinghorse on your wall.

Posted by: ColdChef on September 6, 2002 10:47 PM

I have already seen that shirt on a live human at a local Chinese restaurant.

or maybe I said that already?

Posted by: b****fire on September 6, 2002 10:58 PM

The picture is in my mom's kitchen. I would never put a rockinghorse on my wall.

Horsies scare me.

Posted by: jpoulos on September 6, 2002 10:58 PM

I now feel a little bit guilty about my initial cynical response. That shirt, and the presentation thereof, actually warrants something more along the line of -

WE'RE NOT WORTHY!
WE'RE NOT WORTHY!
WE'RE NOT WORTHY!

There. I feel atoned now.

Posted by: yhbc on September 6, 2002 11:00 PM

I bet, however, that you could play a kick-ass game of eXtreme Croquet, emboldened as you would be by donning the poo shirt!

Posted by: yhbc on September 6, 2002 11:02 PM

I had not previously been aware that jpoulos is 11 FEET TALL! I'm gonna stop sass-talkin' him now, by gum.

Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on September 6, 2002 11:14 PM

Also (it's pretty crappy I know) here's a picture I made of Lupo berating a poor, drubk (that's meant to be a beer in the little guy's paw) 9622 user :


Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on September 6, 2002 11:24 PM

Stav (and Chef, too) - I think you're missing an important point. Check out the subliminal image of a very familiar golden bear with a red shirt, just over fearless leader's left shoulder:

I fling Pooh, indeed!

Posted by: yhbc on September 6, 2002 11:30 PM

Ha! I remember that. Let's just say that Lupo's Meat featured a "Special" that day.

Posted by: lupo on September 6, 2002 11:31 PM

If you're flingin' poo, it's a good thing you got those paper towels, yo.

Posted by: jonmc on September 6, 2002 11:49 PM

I had not previously been aware that jpoulos is 11 FEET TALL! I'm gonna stop sass-talkin' him now, by gum. --stavrosthewonderchicken

No kidding...the boy's head almost reaches the ceiling. Either j has been adopted by dwarves and lives in a tiny house...or he towers above normal humans. ;)

Posted by: dejah420 on September 7, 2002 01:08 AM

A trick of the light. The person taking the pic was sitting on the floor. In reality, I'm barely eight feet tall.

Posted by: jpoulos on September 7, 2002 01:20 AM

Our monkey brother wearing his badge with pride! He serves as a good example: Let's all get drubk and buy shirts!

Posted by: readymade on September 7, 2002 04:12 AM

w00t w00t!

Posted by: adam on September 7, 2002 08:02 AM

w00t w00t!

(that's the sound of the police ...)

Posted by: walrus on September 7, 2002 08:37 AM

you guys have much better sounding sirens in the uk (at least i noticed that last time i was there).

Posted by: adam on September 7, 2002 08:55 AM

Yeah, apart from when the ufckers are keeping me awake with them ...

Posted by: walrus on September 7, 2002 09:34 AM

I can't stop lookin' at that picture and smilin'. Damn fine guy in a damn fine shirt.

But why is spaghetti shooting out of his armpit?

Posted by: tizzie on September 7, 2002 10:15 AM

That's not spaghetti ... it's a very small shooting star. OMG! It's going to hit him in the chest! Dodge, Lupo, dodge! That things coming in fast ...

Posted by: walrus on September 7, 2002 10:28 AM

*dodges*

Posted by: jpoulos on September 7, 2002 12:33 PM

Aw. Looks like your gonna give us all a big hug.

*big hug back*

Posted by: brittney on September 7, 2002 01:59 PM

He is going to give us all a big hug...

Unfortunately, what the picture dosen't show is that he's not wearing pants.

Posted by: jonmc on September 7, 2002 10:01 PM

Damn but that Lupo is youthful. Must be all the goat sacrificing.

Posted by: kafkaesque on September 8, 2002 12:23 AM

acutally, it's the not-wearing-pants.

Posted by: jpoulos on September 8, 2002 12:55 AM

Note to self: get a bigger screen so you can see the no-pants part of the picture.

Posted by: tizzie on September 8, 2002 08:53 AM

just so this doesn't happen again, you should probably put your credit card in safe hands. my safe hands.

Posted by: witchstone on September 8, 2002 09:11 PM

pfeh. i'm not stupid, y'know. and risk it getting lost in the mail? i'll just give you the number.

Posted by: jpoulos on September 8, 2002 09:16 PM

I say Jpoulos looks a bit like a young Bill Clinton.

Especially without the pants.

Also, you should probably give that number to us both, that way there's two people watching out for it.

Posted by: dong resin on September 9, 2002 12:02 AM

Shoot. Where's that Lewisky broad when ya need her, huh?

Posted by: jonmc on September 9, 2002 12:36 AM

Well, Jon, my immediate guess would be the local area VD clinic.

"What do you mean you lost the cotton swab?"

Posted by: dong resin on September 9, 2002 01:52 AM

Commander-In-Chief Jpoulos

Posted by: scribblative on September 9, 2002 02:12 AM

Oooh, I forgot what a creepy lookn' bugger Bill is.

I take it back.

Posted by: dong resin on September 9, 2002 02:15 AM

There is a joke in there, with Bill, and a fling butt poo is not it.....
I want one, with 9622net and flinging poo *splat*

Posted by: thomcatspike on September 9, 2002 02:19 PM

I need information on how to find a bumpersticker with the monkey and "I fling poo". Saw it in Denver laughed for days! A true must have!

Posted by: Christy on March 30, 2003 03:05 PM

hmmm. I seem to remember a similar thread and a similar picture. I must be nuts. Did someone say croquet? Name the time and place.

Posted by: ana on March 30, 2003 04:54 PM

9622.net: Your source for homework bumpersticker-with-the-monkey-and-"I-fling-poo" help.

Posted by: jpoulos on March 30, 2003 05:48 PM
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