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Uh, yeah - that is some major boobage. It's, like, hanging over, and stuff. As someone with boobs, let me just say that shirt/bra thingie does *not* look comfortable at all.(clothes that cut into flesh == ouchie)

Wench!

"Prithee, m'lady, but thine hooters hath popped forth from they garb."

-quote from filepile

the guy on the left just makes the whole picture...complete. click through for the big version.

I just saw this on the 'pile, too - you're up to +15 [this is good] votes. Heh...

The wench-in-waiting (to the right) is possibly experimenting with a medieval bonge. She may also be a dominatrix, judging by the swishy thing hanging off the back of her belt. It was a full service fayre, apparently.

*waaahhh!!*

Who does a cash-poor but file-rich netizen have to blow to get into the 'pile?

Isn't that Lucy Lawless?

Hey jonmc, all I did was e-mail Andre, the filepile creator, and asked him nicely.

I also threw in that he was very sexy. You may want to work a different suck-up angle.

So, why do I get a "page unavailable" error when I click the picture for the full-sized version, hmmmm? I sense conspiracy to defraud.

should work now.

Nope. No workee, and so I posted some witty thing here all filled with "ye" and an extra "e" or two sprinkled throughout it, but I got a fucking 500 error. So y'all get this whiney-ass rant instead.

And yeah, the fucking 500 is held right after the Indianapolis 500 and was won last year by Jenna Jameson.

Jenna only won because Danni Ashe was sitting it out Crash...

Havith thee some milk, perchance?

is she eating gruel?

Prithee, good Sir! Roll thy ha'pence betwixt these kegs, and ye may have a draught off each!

Looking at that top she's got on, I'm not sure how she ever wrangled those bad boys in there in the first place.

"I'm eatin' muh gruel, exposed nipples be damned!"

What you don't see in this picture is the entire Fort Wayne Municipal High Dungeons and Dragons Club (Motto: "Those who live by the die, die by the die.") conducting well-rehearsed parallels fore and aft so as to maximize stare-time, the better to burn in the memory for later, individual... review.

It missing something, a pickle. This is the Renaissance Fair, right?

Ok, methinks I hath fixed thine broken link. Yahoo thinks it amusing to mangle links from time to time (hosted on briefcase), but it should work now.

Gotta get back to making screenshots of the movie UHF...

Me thinks your still filled with thee spirt, not a working...

so nice when fes shows up. now stop leaving.

jonmc, you can bid on a filepile account here.

something about that bugs me. does andre know about it?

The guy on the left appears to be standing at full attention as his corn dog would indicate. The cigarette in the other hand is a nice touch; a sort of pre post-coital self comfort, if you will. Everything works in this photo. I give it a 10.

I found it in the text pile, I think the name of the file was "lamer."

For those of you who don't frequent "Renaissance Festivals", let me clue you in to a most disturbing trend:

Apparently, dressing in Ye Olde Garb is not "geek" enough for some people. That is why, at Fests across the land, you will see folks dressed as Star Trek characters--PRETENDING THEY TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME AND BEAMED IN FOR THE FESTIVAL!

I didn't believe it until I saw it. Nerds boldly go where no Nerd has gone before.

Thanks for the heads up, CC. I thought it was wierd 10 years back when some troll shoved be to the ground for not bowing when his beloved queen walked by.........hey can I have I bite of your pickle.........

Huzzah!

And never underestimate the deliciousness of a Fryed Turkey Leg.

You were saying? (posted to the Pile as well)

[click for enlarged picture.]

That is some mad two handed action.

People just flat out bother me.

Like that photo, Adam, Way do go Dad with not two but three, kids well only two........

"Care for a leather mug weary traveler?"

*sound of Palm pilot stylus puncturing eye socket*

"Taste my modern accoutrements shitheel!"

Maybe we could loan her the two modesty screens?

I'm sorry, but the fat old guy looks like he is loving that turkey leg. In an entirely inappropriate manner.

I bet these fella also smell bad. Just a hunch.

One would hope the whole fayre stinks Elizabethan-style. Queen Liz the First bathed once a month, and she had the best restroom in the kingdom.

Then again, the trekkies probably bring cleaning products from the future.

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