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DING! Four Rooms.

Gimme muh cookie.

Dunno, man, but who's the redhead in the flower print top. She's dreamy, dude.

DING! Four Rooms.

That one there in the middle is Marisa Tomei, smoking a bowl.

...now gimme my cookie.

*takes cue from Marisa Tomei there in the middle*

:)

*takes cue from Marisa Tomei there in the middle*

:)

Ohmygoodlord.

*is embarrased*

you get four cookies!

(i am really going to have to make these harder)

Heh...hey, wait, what are you trying to say?

Just because I double posted *twice* doesn't make me a dullard.

No! The one on the left, who she?

Isn't the Left Redhead "Unruly" Julie McClean?

i think it's ashton kutcher in a dress.

That's Kafkaesque.

Before the locks for love.

They're all dogs compared to us; so long as that's clear. We may not be handsome but, by God, our women members are and they don't deserve this shit blindness.

Make that fuck me I'm blibd.

Dammit, who done left the white lightnin' layin' 'round agin so's Migs could get ta it?

Tarnation!

that's his natural state of being, I thought.

no, i need to make these harder, because my last two were guessed on the first try.

ok, try this:

*dumbfounded silence*

Damn, ColdChef! I thought you would know (considering your location and all).

no more hints out of me.

I dunno, but it's makin' me feel sexy.

i don't believe you guys. i'll wait until the west coasters get up, and if they can't guess, i'll give you another hint.

i'm completely stumped.

Angel heart.

I'd love to get my hands on Lisa Bonet's eggs.

did that post?

no, it did not.

we have a winner!

Thanks, Dong. I was going to guess "Wild at Heart".

Thank you.
I'd like to thank a totally gratuitous and barely nessecary to the plot Cosby kid sex scene for the interest leading to my win.

Stavros and Lisa Bonet, sitting in a tree...

Is that an outtake from "Manos - The Hands Of Fate"?

no, same movie.

Dudett Marisa, Don't hide, just ignite..........

ANGEL HEART! Greatest chicken sex scenes ever. Yeow.

I haven't thought of that movie in a very long time. I think it was the point in Mickey Rourke's career when he decided, "I've had enough with this whole success thing; from now on, I think I'm going to make ridiculous movies like Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.

Posted by: readymade on September 10, 2002 01:25 PM

I landed a cool gig. I'm doing a movie with Bob Dylan. It's called Naked and Anonymous. It's got a great cast including John Goodman, Jessica Lange, Luke Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Christian Slater, Bruce Dern, Cheech Marin, Fred Ward, Val Kilmer, Mickey Rourke, Susan Tyrrell, Angela Bassett and Ed Harris.

From Jeff Bridges' blog.

Convergence!

Oh, let us not forget the wisdom he taught us in Barfly: "Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth."

...and the circle is complete.

I'm feeling all convergent after rewatching Lebowski last night. I snuck a song by Smokey into the geography thread. I also remembered that Jeff Bridges was in the two greatest barfly movies ever, Fat City and Cutter's Way.

Alright, enough with the Lebowski. Yeah, it's a cool flick, but there are other cult classics. Like the ones in these stills.

You sold cigarettes to a three year old?

THIRty SEVEN?
in a row?

Although I LOVED "Dazed and Confused", "Clerks" left me with a hollow feeling in my gut. His subsequent movies have disappointed as well.

I liked "Chasing Amy" somewhat, but it was better in potential than in practice.

Do you want to make fuck Berserker!!

Do you like my big cock Berserker!!

"This would be a great job if it wasn't for the fuckin customers"---Truer words were never spoken.

Really, CC? Matter of taste, I guess, but no other filmaker has brought the world I know to life more truly,IMHO.

Chasing Amy was absolutely horendous. As a matter of fact all his films are. Yuckers. Period. Just my opinion of course. Feel free to continue worshiping.

I agree, Anathema, though I don't really hate his movies. I just think they're overrated for the most part.

Dogma wsa particularly embarassing.

Hey, anathema-i was gonna email you and let you know I liked the cd-couldn't find an email for you anymore. anyhow-unfortunately I will have to reburn it and remove , ahem, several selections before I can just stick the darn thing in the cd player and relax.

The first cut in particular was killer...again, too bad i'm gonna have to edit it. I do have a certain rep to uphold and all.

Now that I have totally derailed things here I will go find some politically correct coolies to get the tracks fixed. Heh.

You will be missed!

Heathens.

When they make Jim Jarmucsh action figure, then we'll talk, OK.
It's the true measure of greatness, ya know.

Thunderslut Orange Alert Adventure!

Today's adventures of Tizzie take her to a rubber chicken luncheon with her fellow public relations professionals. After the inspiring PowerPoint presentation, she leaps into her Little Red Ford Wagon to head back to her orifice, oops, office. Cruising at maximum red-wagon velocity of 55mph down the interstate, her keen powers of observation on full, she hears on the radio that the country is on an "Orange Alert."

"Oh for the love of gawd," she begins to rant. "These &*$%^*@ govt bureaucrat idjits had to do SOMEthing to make people freak out for 9/11!" And just as the words leave her pouty, insouciant lips, the faithful Little Red Wagon hiccups in a way unfamiliar to our heroine. She glances at the dash, seems ok, but decides to make a dash for the nearby exit just to be safe.

Her lightning reflexes take over. She zooms, well, kinda sorta sputters, up the ramp to its crest. And the car stops! Sputter, sputter, cough, dead. C'est morte. And Our Heroine barely escapes the same fate! Did the Orange Alert save her? Or was it the cause of her close brush with being-an-interstate-pancake?

Tune in tomorrow for Episode Two: "Blow Jobs for the Tow Truck Guy" for more exciting action!!!!
I think I need a drink.

i liked clerks, kinda because I used to frequent that store in leonardo, nj once in a while. i don't know, i liked it. i hated chasing amy, though. and, sigh, i liked dogma. but not as much now as when i first saw it. clerks was funny, though.

**BIG WIDE GRIN**

"dazed & confused" was not a kevin smith movie, by the way.

clerks has some of the worst acting i've ever seen in a movie. the only kevin smith movie i really enjoy is "mallrats." and i don't know why i enjoy it so much. "chasing amy" i liked the first time and then subsequently watched it and couldn't stand it. my big problem with kevin smith is that although i think he has some good ideas, all of his characters sound the same and they all speak in the same pseudo-intellectual manner. which is a problem i've noticed with a lot of aspiring screenwriters. they don't know how to write character specific lines. but anyway.

(also, kevin smith shouldn't cast his girlfriends. especially if they have high, whiney voices.)

"that kid's playing on the escalator again!"

"dazed & confused" was not a kevin smith movie, by the way.

True. Twas Richard Linklater. I guess, I'm in the minority or maybe it's just cause of the retail thing but Clerks always struck a chord with me...and FWIW, I do know a lotta people who are just like his characters.

For those that liked ClerKs, is it because like me. I worked as one for 5years at one spot, and saw almost every aspect of life, go by, from sex to death, yet maintained my humor while doing it.

clerks has some of the worst acting i've ever seen in a movie.

yeah, but that's part of the charm, imo. faulting clerks for bad acting is like faulting a New York Dolls record for bad singing. you're totally right, but that's not really the point.

i wonder how Clerks would have played on the stage. (just thinking out loud. you know me and my interior monologue issues.)

don't get me wrong, Clerks isn't exactly cutting edge filmmaking, but it's a lot of fun.

I did retail for quite a while too, and sure, Clerks was fun the first time. I just don't get the OTT lauding of it.

I guess his movies seem a little masturbatory to me. Same with the Brothers McMullen guy. The first movie was pretty good, but then to make the same damn thing again twice...yeesh.

Barfly quotes make me smile. One of my favorite movies of all time, predictably p'haps.

Fuel for the machine, man.

Lupo, don't you dare even come close to messing with the #2 junky of all time, Johnny Thunders. Although the Dolls did not have stellar vox, isn't there a better example? Say a guy named Dylan.

witchy: I could not agree more the woman's voice is enough to make a monkey go fucking loony.

Barfly may have good oneliners, but I'm sorry my wonderchickenmonkeybrother, as a film Barfly is just awful.

Can anyone tell that I used to work at an independent cinema?

Wasn't Mickey Rourke in the middle of some kind of comeback a few months ago? What happened?

people realized it was Mickey fucking Rourke.

Somebody here call for a tow truck?

*righteous Pollocking*

> Barfly may have good oneliners, but I'm sorry my wonderchickenmonkeybrother, as a film Barfly is just awful.

Not after 3/4 of a bottle of scotch, it ain't. 'course I spent the better part of a year living exactly like this in East Vancouver back in the day, gathering stories and liver damage, so perhaps it's more the nostalgia thing. Unfortunately, I loathe poesy, and no hot publisher chicks bedded me, but the booze, fights and old barflies made up for it. Sorta. I'm not saying that Barfly was a Good Film, I'm saying I love it. There's a difference, to me at least.

> Barfly may have good oneliners, but I'm sorry my wonderchickenmonkeybrother, as a film Barfly is just awful.

Not after 3/4 of a bottle of scotch, it ain't. 'course I spent the better part of a year living exactly like this in East Vancouver back in the day, gathering stories and liver damage, so perhaps it's more the nostalgia thing. Unfortunately, I loathe poesy, and no hot publisher chicks bedded me, but the booze, fights and old barflies made up for it. Sorta. I'm not saying that Barfly was a Good Film, I'm saying I love it. There's a difference, to me at least.

..and I mean it, too!

I thought you Dunaway with that bottle by now stav?

"... like a rat in the rain. A rat without any teeth."

Here's another still quiz for you. The only hint I'll give you is it's one of my favorite movies.

Damn. that's a tough-un.

Here's another still from the same film:

good god, what is that thing?

what thing?

in the first picture.

It's a little guy.

i think it's an alien.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

OK, this is my final hint. This is a film by the same director:

No, it definitely looks simian ... but check out the tail on the thing ...

it's gotta be some crazy polish director.

German actually, but come on!

This accursed double posting! Aiieee!

OK. Also by the same director:

Hot Women in Angora Sweaters?

God damn it! You philistines! If I'd put a still from The Goonies up you'd have gotten it in no time!

AAAAAAAAUGH!

[/beserk rage]

Cast not your pearls before swine ...

oink

And don't get any on the sheet either.

gron, gron, gron

Tron, what?

Wim Wenders? He had a crush on ol' Tasha. I don't know the movie...

Posted by: readymade on September 12, 2002 02:50 PM

hu-lu hu-lu

The quesiton was what was the movie in the first two stills?

You got the director, though.

Im Lauf der Zeit?

Whew!

Finally!

*lights cigarette*

was it good for you, baby?

heh. Did you cheat, though?

Do you know the title in English?

Kings of the Road

yay!

and if consulting imdb's bio on Wim Wenders and then making an educated guess from that is *cheating*, then yes, i did cheat.

Thank God you did, witchie. I think k was about to burst a brain vessel. Movie snob. Heh.

*cries*

I can't stop staring at the hot woman in the angora sweater.

That's from Paris, Texas, lupo. Nastassja Kinski.

do you know how many rabbits died to give her that sweater?

One fat one?

**hunting big wabbits for nastassja**

better not let walrus hear you talk that way. you know how he is about rabbits!

post, dammit!

Maybe two rabbits could carry the sweater between them, tied by a string?

Man, the rabbit comments are multiplying like...

shit, never mind.

by the way, my "post dammit" was directed toward my earlier post which wouldn't actually post until i posted another comment. it was not meant as an order to my fellow simianphiles.

Actually I could give or take rabbits. Nice baby seals, however ...

I"m starting a club for baby seals

*groan*

What a coincidence.

what like a book club?

That's from Paris, Texas, lupo.

no shit? i've see paris, texas. am i getting so old that i've begun to forget even the good ones?

Ok walrus, what rabbit stuff are you holding out on us???? There is an inside joke here, I'm not in on it, and that is Not a Good Thing.

I am The King Of The Road, and if any one of you should even by your comportment or facial expressions give me the slightest impression that you believe otherwise, I'll mow you down with a hail of hot hot lead.

Honest†.

† Not really.

"Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to let fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets, I ain't got no cigarettes
Ah but two hours of pushin' broom buys and eight by twelve four-bit room
I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road"

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