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Miguel, I'm removing "Green Lantern/Alan Greenspan [tie]" from the top spot of "Fes' List of Heroes and Personal Role Models" and moving you up to the top spot from #4.

fes where have you been?

here's mine (crappy html skills preclude my posting the image directly)

where have you been?

Taking a week off from things. My pearl, I owe you an email, I know, please forgive me...?

Wasn't she in Attack of the 50 foot centerfold?

I had this issue once, from the "nudie-treehouse" era i belive stavs posted about. (so well done, a convert i was) Great post at filter Miguel, the one about conservitives and all inthe Meta. I can hardly stand it over there at times. But that post just has what i call the Miguel effect. Itaddresses truth without anger and spite. something i need to learn. sorry to meta poop but i am very happy to see people here and wish to take the op to humblemyself. it is ugly yes, and perhaps disingenuos but i feel this is what dr. zaius REALLY wanted. communication between people across the globe. I see more humanity here then at the filter. Ok, enough of MEMEME.

You can see more than that in any women's magazine these days.

Not that I approve of course...but being born in'58, it is of some interest to note the changes in what society deems acceptable or unacceptable.
If we had a time machine and could transport people from that era to this, most of the women would be appalled and most of the men would be in full cardiac arrest.

Oh and is it just me or does that woman have sad eyes?

Oh-and by my calculations, assuming the woman in question is 20, that would make her in the neighborhood of 67 years old now.

Eyes?

Of course, the really important month isn't so much the birth month but the one in which we hit puberty. As if anyone could remember...

Mig, why the reduction? wallet sizes maybe...

Now to get blued with Mig's post...but this one was a dandy, Mig, thanks for the testo-boost..err B(.)(.)Bs

Clav, this place is just more comfortable because there's more elbow room. If we had 10,000 people here it would be just as bad...in fact probably a lot worse.

Glad to have you, though.

Ugh, it seems it's down. Who's forcing it so? Is it you, Thom? You're only supposed to look up the one Playmate, ya know...! It now redirects to some MIT "Fake or not?" joke site. Never trust a student, eh?

probably a lot worse.

Which is WHY we have to NOT mention 9622 in effing Metatalk!

*puts fists on hips and glares at everyone in Colonel Klink-ian fashion*

See a female colossus... her mountainous torso, skyscraper limbs, giant desires!

Oh, baby.

I didn't know that Dianne Wiest had posed for Playboy!

That photo is gorgeous. She looks sassy and hep, not the least bit sad. And the pink hue of the whole photo is just precious.

BTW, my mom just turned 65 this year and doesn't miss the 50s one bit--racism, homophobia, disposable culture, bleah. I think the commercial art and photography of that era is popular because of the sheer irony. At my previous job, for an alt newspaper, we used a lot of 50s-early 60s imagery in our designs.

Now why can't I find the woman from my birth month? argh. I wish there was a search feature.

It is her, isn't it?

no way! really?

Whatnot - it's a complete month-by-month full-size archive. As soon as it stops redirecting (when Thom gets off the keyboard), it should be fine once more.

Dianne Wiest Vital Stats: Birth Name: Born: March 28, 1948

Not unless she was seven years old when she posed.

Migs, isn't the URL "temp-mirror-do-not-bookmark"?

Maybe you shouldn't have linked it?

Yes, it was. I thought it was a joke, as in "Do link it". I guess I screwed up again, right?

*gloom*

You just ahve to think about the bandwidth considerations, ya big lug. Have some vodka or something.

You just have to think about the bandwidth considerations, ya big lug. Have some vodka or something.

Can you spot the difference?

Hey, same error folks, I wish I could view,& hog it all. There not too work safe for me, the URL name saved me though.

Now to find July 68, you know what a 68 is per George Carlin?

ahve is written in modern Dogmatish in the first example?

Ah-HA! I knew there was a searchable playmate database mentioned on the blue a while back. Sadly, the database itself is down. I remember teasing my hubby because my gal (may '69) was prettier than his (feb '68). Did February '68 have goofy tan lines or something? hmmm...

Can I at least try to make up for my atrocious post by offering two monkey games?

[Click "Enter", then "Monkey Shoot" or "Monkey Thought".]

mig, the games, they were, *splat* great.

mig, the games, they were, *splat* great.

So am I guessing if the tits are real? I'm confused. Whats the point? If the "model" pictured is from pre-1990 (or whenever breast enhancement technology became available) then I just guess "real". Do I win a pony or something? I'm so confused. I'll hang up and wait for my answer.

It was better when it just linked to the directory. The voting thing is lame, I just want to look. Is there a way to just get the directory again? I want someone else to do the work.

Ok, this thing is changin, if someone finds July, 68, give me a heads up, please, as my access is from work. Now to go erase my cookies.

You don't need the directory.

http://web.mit.edu/waksman/www/temp-mirror-do-not-bookmark/19XX_XX.jpg

Insert your "year_month" of birth for XX_XX, cut and paste into your browser window, et voilà! Just don't try to link to that URL from another page.

Thanks, roma, I guess I'm like any man, needs a woman's help. Wow, Miss July 68 has the same color hair as me. It was a classic shot, did't show all, a tease. As I'm leaving for the day, the answer to George Carlins #68 is, like for you romakimmy,
I owe you one.

Brilliant, Romakimmy! It makes a difference, being intelligent, confess!

So, yes, whatnot's May 1969 is definitely better than her hubby's playmate.

I am quite pleased w/ "mine." 1971_03

Them's fighting words!

Fontslurper? Is that what the kids are saying these days?

Mmm. I'm not feeling that intelligent right now. In fact, I'm downright cursing my previous snobbery in refusing to learn VBA and stupid Word macros...anywho, anything for the spreading of porn and momentary distractions from work, boys and girls. Yer welcome.

(pssst. roma-k, if you need vba help, I know a bit)

I *heart* eyeballkid. Email on its way...

Waddya mean, "the kids", EBK? Are you trying to appear adult all of a sudden? I hear the latest term is bottomthreader...

I'm I a bottomthreader now? Sweet.

(Am I is, of course, what I meant)

That would be mammotary distractions, I believe.

9622: Mammotary distractions and bottomthreaders

Ooh, Anathema's is cool, but I like Miguel's best. Speaking of bottomthreaders, when did Playboy start including the lower half in its centerfolds?

now that I'm home from work... superb job on the pr0n people!

let's keep up the good work

Oh my god,
using the interface and just refreshing
this came up

That pinball machine was in my basement growing up, and is still in their basement.
(probably not that particular one...)

I'm afraid to go any further, because of other childhood memories.

This gal looks a little like one Miss Britney Spears, 'cept not all buffed up.

now that I'm home from work... superb job on the pr0n people!

Now he tells us, after all the craven apologies, hairshirt-wearing and administrative lambastings! ;)

post, dammit!

postez, dammez-vous!

You people don't know how hard I work, day in day out, posting your silly monkey comments. Can't you recongnize my pain, my hurts? Couldn't you be more polite and say something like, "If you've got a minute, I sure would like it if you could post this for me. Thanks." But nooooooo. "Post, dammit!" is all I hear. And now in French! Feh.

See, you've got me so ruffled I can't even spell anymore.

Some of these are just dying for captions (s'il vous plait): "oops, is that my bustier on the floor?" "Do you think riding a harley naked causes chafing?"

Liv Tyler's mom is November 1974. Marilyn Monroe (december 1953) is ranked #72?!

Not that I've been looking at this all day or anything, BUT.......

.....to answer an earlier question, it looks to me like Miss January 1971 has the distinction of being the first centerfold with visible um, bush pubic hair. Ah, the year of my birth, what a year it was.

I'm glad I don't do drugs anymore, the twins from October 1970 (1970_10, for the numerically challeged monkeys) look like they are conjoined, their midsections just blend in with each other. Maybe it was a "special" issue.

I think the more important month to link to is the month in which you were likely conceived. And so...

Welcome Nadia, and if you've already been welcomed and I missed it then I'll just fling some in your direction. By the way, how do you feel about playing croquet while wearing a powdered and listening to the Wiffenpoofs of Yale?

Welcome Nadia, and if you've already been welcomed and I missed it then I'll just fling some in your direction. By the way, how do you feel about playing croquet while wearing a powdered wig and listening to the Wiffenpoofs of Yale?

And I thought I caught before it posted without the word "wig."

That is driving me nuts. Me is please hoping.

And I thought I caught it before it posted without the word "wig."

That is driving me nuts. Me is please hoping.

*goes back to reading deposition of Lead Flying Monkey*

I just ran through my birth year. There a lot of diaphanous wedding nite scenes. For jonmc- a girl and her strategically placed platters and the very startling "Miss Banned Books" month. Great link!

Miss My Birth Month. What a superior posterior as they say.

Life was far better pre silicone and botox, you ask me.

tizzie-apparent music can do other things to the savage breast than charm it, i guess

Can we agree that the more "contemporary" centerfolds just plain old suck. The older ones are so much sexier and they actually have some class. Nothing like two hunks of silicone to turn a person off.

Anyone know how to reduce the picture?

Miguel - just for reference's sake, you can define the size of a picture, regardless of it's original size, but adding something like width="x" into your img tag. Height will take care of itself. Artifacts might eventuate, but are generally not too bad, provided you're not changing too radically.

syntax example : [img src="http://xxxx.com/x.jpg" width="350" /], replacing brackets with angles, of course.

All Time Fave. Not only is she absolutely gorgeous, but I love the whole motif. I suppose this makes me some kind of sick sports fetishist. I need help, I guess.

Jon, man, we are surfing the same wave.

In case you'd like to put a name with the...uh...face of your favorite Playmate, a complete listing can be found here, alphabetically by first name and indicating month and year of Playmatehood.

Me, I'm a sucker for Anna Nicole Smith, but I think Candy Loving is my all-time favorite.

Oh, and I went to high school with this one.

Playboy's airbrushers are amazingly talented.

And we should throw in a special mention for Janet Lupo, for Lupo.

Mmmm, janet lupo.

As my Cubano co-workers down in Miami used to say--Tantas cuervas y yo no tengo frenos, mamacita.

bebe buell is more than a mother - she is an original groupie.

ok, that might not have made any sense. bebe buell was liv tyler's mother. (referenced above).

aw man, i don't have the time to keep up with these threads, but porn! i must keep up in the name of porn!

by the way, what happened to the no-porn rule? :D

Cheers, Stav. As long as you know what you're unleashing with that "for reference's sake"...!

This isn't pron per se, it's something else, it's..........ah, little help here folks.

It's historical. And educational, to boot! How would we be able to place the progression from Betty Page and Jayne Mansfield to Pam Anderson and Jenny McCarthy into proper context without it?

it's not the links to porn that's a problem, it's poting porn itself on the site, or something. or maybe we've given up all hope of controlling this unruly monkey site.

it's not the links to porn that's a problem, it's poting porn itself on the site, or something.

Always remember: when poting porn, give the roots room to grow and give the porn plenty of direct sunlight.

hm maybe I should read what I wrote before I hit that post button, huh?

*big Bugs Bunny-like smooch*

Wormer have you been up all night with these guys looking at pRon?

I think Miguel's post was OK as long as it's clear that boobitude would result from a click-thru. Of course, after great off-site debate, wailing and gnashing of teeth, Miguel has confessed to being a goat's anus, so that's alright. Right?

Psssttt...tj...

I confessed too early. You people out there, the innocent customers, the happy-go-lucky punters, have no idea how harshly the cold feces whistle round the administrative corners of 9622's inner sanctum.

yes, yes, yes.
I'm an ass who doesn't even think to read what he has typed before hitting the post button.

AND I got all squawky when the image was up there instead of the text that is there now.

I suck.

Post to make sure the other one goes up:
And I'm snarky about turning 29 on Saturday

Oh Saturday, Saturday - will we have a surprise for you, tj!

*furiously starts emailing Mars*

off-site debates? where what who? My fear is that there is a secret sub-9622 site you all are at and only come here like you go to the blue pages. it's just a website

Shit, there's a 9622 cabal?!

*cries*

I would like to categorically deny the existence of a 9622 cabal, if only for the reason that it's so last week. There may, however, be a 9622 chapter of the Knights Templar in which a few of us get together, put on antlers and velour robes, and do really weird things.

Then again, there might not.

what about the goddamn aprons? really, kaf. can't forget those.

Aprons are provided by necessity only, and always during the annual 9622 Chili Cook-Off.

9622: Aprons by necessity only.

...where the aprons are all we wear.

What's with the velour, Kaf? That's the third time this month you've used that word.

Put on your KosyKafs; it's party time!

You got a problem with velour?

Velour: the preferred fabric of overlords.

I don't suppose there any magial speech writing caps to go with those aprons? No? Damn.

I'm hoping to come down with a severe 3 day bout of laryngitis on oct. 14th. Most likely induced by screaming out of frustration. If the words "Power Point presentation" are mentioned in the next two weeks, I *will* become homicidal.*sigh* Back to smacking my head against an oratory wall.

Ehh..velour's OK, but it's not flannel. I waiting for Victoria's Secret to produce a line of teddies and camisoles in plaid flannel, the catalog pages of which I will view in conjunction with the Baseball centerfold linked above, thereby satisfying all my kinks in one place.

Mmmm...velour aprons...sexy!

never mind the aprons ... kaf, as our new velour overlord, i demand that in future you drive these wheels ...

(otherwise I, for one, will be revolting)

Ehh..velour's OK, but it's not flannel.

*shaking head ruefully* And that, my good man, is why you will never be an Overlord.

As for Vicky's, they do flannel, but it's more of the Little House on the Prairie gingham variety rather than the "I've worn this shirt for 15 years" variety.

Walrus, you're confused. It's the overlords that do the demanding, not us underthings, errr, underlings.

No tizzie, I'm revolting.

ya know, if I had velour underwear, I'd probably be in a much better mood most of the time...

when am I gonna learn to keep those things in my head

So, I'm not an overlord. I always saw my self more as a cave-dwelling mutant anyway.

The Little House on the Prarie connection may not be a bad thing, since Melissa Gilbert grew into a hottie.

I was scarred by velour as a child. Its faux-velvet mockery will surely haunt me all the days of my life.

9622.net: Its faux-velvet mockery will surely haunt me all the days of my life.

Although sister Sara is the hottest(and coolest) Gilbert.

OK, I'll stop.

Although sister Sara is the hottest(and coolest) Gilbert.

OK, I'll stop.

...but not immediately.

Ha! I never knew they were sisters. Also just found out that their brother Jonathan played Wille Olsen on LHOTP.

The Internet: is there anything it can't do?

jon, some day I'll give you the complete SG story.

...and now she looks like an error message.Same pic, different url

anathema, I think I speak for the entire 9622 community when I say, cough it up dude.

I know, I know, I'm always doing that. Whatever. Raymond Burr where are you when I need you!

Is anathema going to show you his disturbing collection of meticulously collected Sara Gilbert hair clumps and toenail clippings?

Damn! The overlords can read our minds!
*shuts celebrity toenail clippings drawer*

mmm, whose toenail clippings do I prize most Sara Gilbert's or Janeane Garofalo's or even Alyson Hannigan's?

I may need to get a bigger drawer.

...swaggering with the old bravado, even then, but with his breath smelling suspiciously of badly digested hair clumps and charred velour (or was it flannel?), while a stray, bright pink toenail clipping, stuck provocatively between his front teeth, seemed to whisper: "I vont you now!"...

Hey, I'm a Gilbert!

Sara and Melissa, though, are both fine representatives.

Honestly, brittney... if that webcam pic is real you're a dead ringer for my sister... which is odd since she was the normal one of the family.

umm, make that is the normal one

The pic is real, tj, though I am not sure how to construe that "normal" comment.

;)

Got a recent photo of her?

not here at work... I might have something at home

Now that I think about it, she made me delete all the pics of her from the camera on Saturday (she's preggers right now)

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