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Judging by the one comment he or she's made, to wit:

I finished virtually even. That's as good as I have ever done in reality.
posted by Thunderslut at 12:31 PM PST on September 20

I'd say it was jonmc.

*wipes tear from eye*

I love it. I just can't believe we had to hunt you down, whoever you are, thundersluttness.

I brings a tear to my eye to see my logo put to such good use.

Uh oh - this is currently #6 on the Google "thunderslut" ranking. It features torture and monkeys. I fear we have a Cluedo situation here.

Is it Colonel Fes Mustard himself? On the other hand, the site's from Oregon so it might be... Pikachulolita?

uhhhh...someone want to explain this?

And this?

'snot me man. I would've been Thundarrslut, just so's I could be a popculture trivia show off and whatnot...

What the?

I even got NameChecked!

Interesting.

I just emailed Matt about it.

I say it is you crash. The answer may have been revealed, yet I still want to play monkeys.
ps, I thought about having an alter ego, EngrishProfessor.

?

What's going on? The dead threads are risen?

Fes, fetch my holy water!

These threads have got to be stopped!

post haste

I believe Matt is summoning an army of dead threads to wage war on the weak ones that currently populate the blue planet.

Ride, my monkeys!

It's time to kick some undead thread ass for the Lord!

*bloodcurdling war cry!*

The post haste was posted after the following post. Time warp alert.

Must 9622.net turn on the motherthread. 'Tis time to go and contemplate on a rocky shore.

Stavs or Kevin. i vote stavs, for the grahpics. his buddy jesus- fuck yeah has made me laugh for a full 24 hours.

i for one, welcome the thunderslut avatar.

fear not the cleric howie.

WE have the HTML mandate now.

(waves +6 mackintosh for all to marvel)

*laffs at the lack of 1337ness in the mackintoshes, holds up a freeb5d box and shines bright*

Look out Clav, that's a vorpal freeb5d box!

with +3 saving throw against fire monsters!

and a trick critical hit modifier!

and on-star navigation system!

Who is this?, Kaf is this you, my monkey friend.

Ps, I was bolding my links as I notice you can barly see them highlighted. Then I took the screen glare dingaling thing off my computer screen. So apologies to yall for my feax pas.

Relax folks. The once smote thread has now been re-smited. Our beloved thread, once limping back to life, is now, again, beastly dead.

**grabs accordion**
**plays 'Taps'**

Sometimes, death is bettah.

*going all Raymond Chandler here*

Howcha do it, EBK?

*going all Raymond Carver here*

Later, when it was dark, I drank all the gin.

get Tenser on the horn!
(reels at vorpal freeb5d)

get Tenser on the horn!
(reels at vorpal freeb5d)

*going all raymond queneau here*

That evening, six bottles of gin were drunk in each of six train carriages.

*lends Clav his Bigby's Crushing Hand*

(only slightly used)

Haste spell

*going all Raymond Manzarek here*
Got a minute?
Let me tell you another 20 things about Jim Morrison.

*weeps at memory of all the d10s and d8s I've loved and lost*

An army of undead threads? Groovy.

*going all alex raymond here*

Flash Gordon's pulse quickened as he approached the Nazi schnapps compound.

*does Otto's irresistible dance*

*going all Raymond Stevens here*

Guitarzan!
And his Jungle band!
Drank, uhhhh, a bunch of gin!

Thanks KaF, I'm gonna go and pinch Orcus' butt.

*fires up Machine of Lum The Mad*

help! I'm a prisoner of my onwn dorkiness!

My first choice for a blog was
'the ray milland suite'

believe or not.
(ducks hold person)

There's other things revived on big blue.

a good weekend to all

casts 'travel' spell.

You're back, Bynnu?

Also, I think we had the same kind of roaches (or water bugs...yeah right) a couple of years ago. 2-3 inches long. And the bastards fly!

Kaf they fly?, mine swim. I found some in my dishwasher which is the cleanest appliance I have. Only way I can figure they were able to get in it, through the drain or water pipes. The water bugs. As I never put dirty dishes in it so why go there I wonder. As I handwash, then use it as a dryer. And no not a clean freak, just use to hand washing.
PS no Hikus of late folks?

Cockroach swimming by
Dreams of nuclear winter
Bug water ballet

Actually those big roaches (water bugs, palmetto bugs) go after water. I used to board with a lady whose housekeeping was so spotless you could eat off her bathroom floor. I don't exaggerate.

One morning one of those roachzillas was crawling across the bathroom mirror.

I regret never starting a business making and selling palmetto bug paperweights. I'd be a wealthy bunny by now.

palmetto? sounds
like a sandwich
spread,ooo! bugs,
gooey
*have a great weekend all*

here we go again
now it will appear
So don't
double Post
Thom, what,
your previous
comment
ready...they have no idea what your talking about.
My previous comment which ended with have a nice weekend.
Now they will when I hit post after preview of this comment.

New York Roaches are like nothing on earth. Damn things gotta get on their knees to screw turkeys, I tells ya.

Hey, chef,
I'm listening to NPR and they're talking about a hurricane possibly headed to your neighborhood. How is it down there? Are you and yours all out of the way?

Posted by: readymade on September 20, 2002 08:38 PM

I'm confused--NPR is screwing with my head. They are talking about hypotheticals in a hurricane scenarario...don't mind my question. Carry on, no imminent hurricane in LA.

Posted by: readymade on September 20, 2002 08:43 PM

Ya know, readymade, I was looking at your comment and I almost typed, "Cold Chef dosen't live in Los Angeles," when I realized that you meant Louisiana. We're making brainfarts all over the place today ain't we folks. This can only mean one thing--the communist aliens are jamming our brainwaves again. Quick, put your tinfoil beanies back on.

Side note, the real reason Cold Chef liked living in Texas was that people in the rest of the country would call him "Tex". Now that he's in Louisiana, everybody's calling him "Louise". Drives the poor fella up a tree.

Howcha do it EBK?

Does it matter? The gods of the underworld granted me the power to be the last poster on the mothership. That is all that is important.

Indeed it is. It was disrespectful of me to ask. *robot voice* I must ditch clavdivs and hail EBK as our last-word Overlord. I must ditch clavdivs and hail EBK as our last-word Overlord. I must ditch clavdivs and hail EBK as our last-word Overlord...

Hell. I can take a hurri-ken. Send it my way. Need something to wash these blues away.

And by "Blues" I do NOT mean the fantastic music Meester Miguel sent my way. Great stuff, Uncle Cardoso. Hurt has no language.

Fuck me Im drubk.

Mmmm....PantyFluffers. Is that anything like a Fluffer on porn sets?

Posted by: readymade on September 20, 2002 10:00 PM

Oh...I'm sure I'll regret asking this...but what on earth is a porn fluffer? No, no...never mind...I'm sure I don't need to know.

On to more important things:

Why so blue oh Chef o' mine?

I can't speak to Chef's shade of indigo, but a fluffer is what you would imagine: a person (male or female, depending on the proclivities of the porn star) whose job it is to "re-invigorate" a flaccid, tired member back into alertness for an upcoming scene. Get it? Upcoming?

Um, I don't actually know where I learned that priceless piece of porn trivia.

Posted by: readymade on September 20, 2002 10:12 PM

Prewedding jitters. Does that wear off by the tenth anniversary?

Oh Chef, it'll be alright. Have another dribk.

Chef, I just tried to email you an mp3 related to your current shades of blue, and it got bounced back. Is your mailbox full?

Posted by: readymade on September 21, 2002 12:17 AM

Ah, sorry to interupt anyone having a huracane party. That huricane that came up from Africa? Saw some footage in LA, but not sure where. I think we're getting a cool front from it in Dallas. Back to your cocktails, I want one too...a huricane cocktail

Thanks, readymade, but excite boxes are small. I sent you an alternative.

Holy water, sir!

*Mage Armor on self*

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