Yup, it's Mars Crash's birthday today!
Let the drubkenbduss begin!
Drubken Bus? Who's dd'ing? I call not it!
And where did you find that nipple-comet, migs?
Axe those showers, Mars, my man!
And have a happy birthday, MEC!
My gift to you Crash. You might want to grab a little hand lotion.
Posted by: eyeballkid on October 3, 2002 06:35 PMFor your birthday, I give you the incredibly tedious Lunar Lander, which I enjoyed lo these many years ago, before my mind was perverted by things like shapes and colors.
Please, on your birthday, try to keep TJ from putting your underwear on his head. That's just in poor taste.
Happy B-day Mars! T-minus about 8 hours before drubkenness can begin in this time zone, but be assured, my friend, it will.
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on October 3, 2002 09:22 PMI reckon I'll begin celebrating your birfday in about 90 minutes, MarsCrash. Here's to many more!
Happy Birthday Marty, have TJ round up some White Castles for ya, bro and live high on the cipherin' machine.
Posted by: jonmc on October 3, 2002 09:41 PMHappy Birthday, Marty! Have a Golden Monkey (or two) on me!
Posted by: yhbc on October 3, 2002 10:03 PMHappy Birthday, Marty! Have a Golden Monkey (or two) on me!
Post, dammit!
Happy b-day, Mars.
Don't ever punch your mother in her breasts.
Not that you would, it's just sound advice.
Whoo Crash! Happy Bday!
/me lifts her glass of water
Ok, it's not a great toast...whaddya want? I'm not Drubk...but I'm saving up...on New Years this year, I'm celebrating everyone's bday. ;)
ex-topicus
Oh dejah - did I love the way you put all those pseudo-construction workers, cyber-yobs and proto-stalkers in their place? I did, yes, very much!
ex-octopus
If I had eight arms, I'd be flinging with five and fapping with three.
T-minus 2. Mission control are you receiving me?
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on October 4, 2002 02:03 AMheh, I've put marty to bed now, I assure you that he had a great time, and fucked up my shit like nobody's business (but at least I got her number).
peace out from the Craddock household. (hopefully he'll be able to read this tomorrow-- although I doubt it since it's been a loooong night)
And as the Craddocks are visited by the Sandman, they pass the torch to a certain rum-soaked wonderchicken, who is happy to tell you that his space capsule is, as we speak, achieving orbital velocity.
Not only that, but I received a journal in the mail today in which I used to scribble 12 years ago, when I was in Portugal and Spain and stuff. This has made me sentimental to an embarrassing degree, and therefore I am compelled to give a big kiss to anyone in kissing range. And drink a lot. Like I needed an excuse. Crikey, it's a Monkey Brother Birthday!
Holy shit - Aix Les Bains (ie Mickey C's pic above, which I just noticed) was one of the places the chicken visited in his journally wanderings...how doo-doo doo-doo (twilight zone, I'm sayin') is that?
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on October 4, 2002 05:02 AMHope you have a truly brain-bursting birthday MarsCrash. Drink like you never drubk before!
Posted by: walrus on October 4, 2002 05:33 AMNo, it must be me who's drubk. Or not drubk enough. I've already missed it haven't I? Anyway, apply my comment retrospectively, or something. I need a drink.
Posted by: walrus on October 4, 2002 05:38 AMAm I the only one who thinks that Mars & TJ are actually 2 manifestations of the same person?
Posted by: witchstone on October 4, 2002 09:57 AM*launches into rendition of Russian Happy Birthday Song*
Posted by: b****fire on October 4, 2002 09:59 AMHappy birthday to MarsCrash, and happy unbirthday to everyone else. A Votre Sante! Saude! L'Chaim!
Posted by: tizzie on October 4, 2002 10:12 AMHappy Birthday Mars, I would have been earlier but I got lost on the way.....cheers to your years..........
Posted by: Thomcatspike on October 4, 2002 11:23 AMIf Mars is Marty, what's Tee when he's at home? I say it's Theodore.
Posted by: Miguel on October 4, 2002 11:25 AMIf he's Theodore then what has he done with Alvin & Simon?
Posted by: witchstone on October 4, 2002 12:34 PMLupo - you cheat! No peeking in the admin logs, you bad man! Anyway, you've ruined it now. I was sort of hoping people would have fun guessing what his real name was, before revealing it's Ticonderoga...
Posted by: Miguel on October 4, 2002 01:04 PMMars Staedler and Faber Castell, now appearing nightly with Karen Dache at Derwent and May's.
Posted by: Miguel on October 4, 2002 01:35 PMIf I had a dollar for every time I was propositioned by a monkeylover, I'd have $392.00.
Posted by: Thunderslut on October 4, 2002 02:51 PMWhy yes Miguel, thank you very much. :)
/flutters eyelashes/
Mah Hero!
;)
Happy Birthday, you th-th-th-thing from another world, you!
Post, you calot, Post!
Crashing into Mars seems a little presumptuous for someone I hardly know, but since it's his birthday and all, I guess I can overcome my bashfulness.
*Hurtles through space rocketing towards Mars*
*Lands squarely on top on him, bottle of Patron tequila in hand*
*Drinks*
Hey, thanks guys! I assure you that I am not TJ. He got to stay home on Friday. I had to take down a giant oak tree with a raging hangover. I would have posted earlier, but I fell asleep almost immediately last night. You monkeys are the best.
Posted by: MarsCrash on October 5, 2002 12:33 PMBelated happy birthday wishes, MarsCrash. I hope your alcoholic birthday shenanagins were as nuts as the past 6 days have been for me.
[off-topic]Travel agents can be absolute pervs, but I do believe I have broken my personal record of Most Drinks Bought For Me By Different People In One Night. I just can't seem to remeber the exact number. *waves to monkey brethren, goes off to prepare for next trip*[/off-topic]
Wow. That oak tree must have really had a lot to drink, then.
/humourless pedant
I had the hangover. The tree didn't look so good either, though.
The oak was in the courtyard of a Catholic church, and was actually in perfect shape. I don't know why Mr. Pope had it removed, but it certainly brought the realization that Christianity could use a little of that whole "karma" thing. Poor tree.
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