So, a few weeks ago I went on a date with Aw (Adam's wife) and I finally got the pictures developed. I've included my favorite one because I thought all y'all might be interested in what monkeys do when they meet in real life. No need to thank me. Just send money.
*conservative midwestern boy reads 'went on date with Adam's wife,' gets all Penthouse Forum-y*
Posted by: Unclefes on October 4, 2002 11:11 AMManimal would've joined us, but he had a prior appointment in Ohio and couldn't get back until the next day.
Posted by: witchstone on October 4, 2002 11:22 AMIsn't that the lead guitarrist from Status Quo and a heavily disguised Kim Il Jong II pulling his hair?
Posted by: Miguel on October 4, 2002 11:23 AMTwo women out on the town
Each wearing a sparkling gown
No long a loner
With an unruly boner
Fes's frown has turned upside down.
That's great!
But you know what it needs?
COLESLAW!!!(maybe NSFW)
That's great!
But you know what it needs?
COLESLAW!!!(maybe NSFW)
dammit!
Brother John - is there anything involving women, junk food, beer and good music you don't know?
Posted by: Miguel on October 4, 2002 12:59 PMYou make me so happy!
*wipes tear of joy, revels in unruliness, basks in jpoulos' overwhelming jealousy*
You may have gotten a date, but I get her all next week!
She told me she had fun, but felt bad that she needed to rush out to catch a train.
And next time, hold the mayo, would ya?
ewww, dude. put some clothes on if your going to do that.
Posted by: jpoulos' overwhelming jealousyjpoulos' overwhelming jealousy< on October 4, 2002 03:05 PMDon't listen to him, he's just jealous. Obviously.
Posted by: Unruly Boner on October 4, 2002 03:21 PMDon't tell me, let me guess: a Twisted Sister/Circ de Soleil double bill?
Posted by: octobersurprise on October 4, 2002 03:24 PMWendy O Williams' undead corpse shows courtney love a thing or two about "hardcore".
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I thought it was Cyndi Lauper: "Ooh, she bops!" Girls, after all, just want to have fun, time after time.
Posted by: readymade on October 4, 2002 03:38 PMadam's right; mayo-free cole slaw is just, well, cabbage and carrot shavings.
It's the mayo that makes it good!
or even plain yogart,less fat or as a substitue when they don't carry sour cream.
I keep returning to this thread to giggle my head off at that picture of Referee Lupo... for some reason, it strikes me funny - I think it's the pointing finger.
Posted by: scribblative on October 4, 2002 06:33 PMSadly, I don't actually eat cole slaw.
Creamed Corn wrestling would be cool. Any takers??
"Creamed" and "corn" should never live in the same sentence. It is against the natural order of things, of this I am positive. Then you throw "wrestling" into the mix, and we've almost got the equivalent of a Frankenstein, golem-type disaster on our hands...
Posted by: readymade on October 4, 2002 06:55 PMWhat about creamed corn wrestling with old people? Look, if we cream the corn first we won't need to cut it off the cob for them. Then we hire a few oldies from Miguel's mag and voila--we've got ourselves a hit. I smell bucks here, baby--big, big bucks!
*sniff* No, wait. That's creamed corn.
brief deviation from thread:
do we have any "tattle tale monkeys" around here? I just got an email from a certain A-lister from a big blue site...
Back to your regularly scheduled creamed corn wrestling. (yuck.)
I keep returning to this thread to giggle my head off at that picture of Referee Lupo... for some reason, it strikes me funny - I think it's the pointing finger.
I know whatcha Senorita Scribb, it looks like ol' lupo's about to launch into a jaunty Broadway style number about the joys of sports officiating.
To which we could only answer with the chant:
I'm Blind! I'm Deaf!
I Wanna Be a Ref!
I hate to be obvious, but all someone would have to do is read your own admission of return from here and report over there. If you don't want to have a secret cracked, you can't publish it on a public and closely related forum like this one. Not that I think it's a big deal either way, I just don't think that there can be "snitching" since you outed yourself.
Not to be a pain, and no offense intended, fair lady b****fire.
I think that photo of lupo is so enchanting because of the complete earnestness with which he gazes into the camera pointing at us with that finger: "You, come with me and party! It'll be fun! We'll dance, make bubbles, snog a little, getting all oily and dirty, and then we'll shower! It'll be great!"
Posted by: readymade on October 4, 2002 09:47 PMThank you for that mental image of a dirty, oily, snogging lupo, readymade.
*begins scrubbing eyeballs furiously with lestoil*
to me, it's like he's just going, "heeeey, sexy momma - I got a striped shirt & a whistle... and I want you!"
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erm... has anyone been over to the big blue in the last couple hours? it's like one big "meltdown" at the moment - MeTa is going crazy.
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(and now, we return you to your regularly scheduled bollocks:)
So... you wanna get a sex change?
Scribb...do my eye's decieve me or is that a fucking duck? with a hat on? of all damned animals to represent trasgendered folk, a blasted mallard?
But to answer your question, no sex change here, I'll hold off on the lopitofamy, because while I'm a presentable man, I would make a hideous woman..
Not just any duck, but one of those white easter ducks that get abandoned after they grow out of their fluffy, downy phase and end up in the park trying to fit in with the Canadian geese.
Hmmm. Maybe it's less absurd than it seems on the surface.
So ... ya wanna get a sex change?
Well, do ya, punk?
well, readymade, I didn't think he would figure out WHO i was. Which he did. Scary.
But my lips are sealed and I am laying low, hidden amongst the creamedcorn wrestlers...happily throwing poo and hoping the rest of big blue remains clueless.
More fun over here anyway. at least most of the time.
And now I must go lurk on big gray, terrified of what I might find.
Jeez, I live here, and I'm only marginally aware through inference what y'all are talking about.
But then, I'm clueless. And just slightly overhung.
stavvy, the last thing I would call you is clueless.
Posted by: b****fire on October 4, 2002 11:21 PMstavvy?
sounds like a Borscht Belt act; Tonight Ladies and Germs, we present Stavvy Kupferman and his Mallards of Mirth...
btw, Army of Kittens, Metaphobia and Bitch Panic are all excellent blogs written by trans people. Nothing that isn't work safe on any of them, just interesting lives from the mallard side of the street.
Posted by: octobersurprise on October 4, 2002 11:26 PMAs to scribblative's notice of MeTa combustion, here's how I feel about it. (QT file)
Posted by: readymade on October 4, 2002 11:35 PMoctobersurprise - wow, I've been reading Sushi for a while, and I had no idea that she was formerly a "he". Cool.
for a 'female-to-male' take on things, one might want to check out Ben, and some of the links on his pages.
On preview: readymade, that link made me laugh. Thank you.
("dook! dook! dook!") <-- me reading MeTa
Funnybire, you gotta remember there's still lots of smart, resourceful, and obsessed folk over there. It wouldn't surprise me to find out that tamim has a dossier on each and every one of us, ready to throw up at a moment's notice (not to say that tamim's a bad dude or anything). However, I don't know who you are over there, and I doubt that anyone else here does either (we may be smart and resourceful, but we're not that obsessed), so if I run into you in a thread over there, and appreciate your comments, I'll just note that MemberX had a good point, a witty remark, or whatever. The same thing would happen from any one of us. The more that happens, the more MemberX's status grows. At that point, if Unidentified A-Lister chooses to "out" MemberX, he (or she, but more likely he) comes across as even more of an asshole for doing so. So, I'd say, no real worry! (but please don't stop flinging poo over here while you re-establish over there!)
Posted by: yhbc on October 4, 2002 11:50 PMHey, thanks, scrib, Ben's site looks like fun. It's what I like best about blogs--very different lives ...
readymade: if only the gray were that funny right now ...
Creamed corn is garmonbozia.
"I ordered no creamed corn. Do you see any creamed corn?" -Mrs. Tremond, Twin Peaks
bunny, honey, why would you want to go back and open yourself up to getting hurt again? Maybe its just me - i've never been involved over there and have no desire to be - but it seems like you're swimming with sharks.
I'd rather just swing and fling with these monkeys.
Apropos of nothing, me looking dumb and Fighting the Power and chillin' wit' da pipsta.
Posted by: jonmc on October 5, 2002 12:33 PM
jonmc, name your price for one of those sammitches. Anything. Honest to god, I damn near lick the computer screen just to imagine a taste.
tizzie, my dear, they do deliver in the US(scroll down).
Posted by: jonmc on October 5, 2002 01:25 PMNever fear, this is my main hangout, as I have grown rather fond of poo flinging-not to mention i seem to be talented at it ;-) YOu people were always the heart and soul over there anyway, in my humble fuzzy opinion.
Besides, you all could use a good influence. ;-)
what are you talking about? we're almost always under the influence!
Posted by: tj on October 5, 2002 02:26 PMDamn, Jon, those sammitches look delicious. They make my mouth water and I don't even eat meat.
And is that a Buddy Bradley shirt?
Buddy Bradley? My hero, role model and look-a-like??
Why yes it is, octobersurprise.
hey: did you notice that blonde kid in the blue shirt in the background of the photo where jon is eating a sandwich?
he looks like he's about to throw down -- BIG TIME!
i'd look out if i were you.
(i notice this kinda thing all the time -- whenever i enter a room, my ninja-cat-like reflexes compel me to scan about for all the ten-year olds sidling up against a wall, just itching to give me the beating of my life.
is sidle a word? should it be? signs point to yes.)
si·dle:
1. To move sideways: sidled through the narrow doorway.
2. To advance in an unobtrusive, furtive, or coy way: fishfuckers who sidle up to tourists.
Heh - that blue-shirted kid in jon's picture looks like the young Forrest Gump:
"From that day on, we was always together. Jonmc and me was like peas and carrots."
Seriously, Paris. Do you need the money that badly?
*digs in pockets*
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