9622.net

...from a list of over 900 that our stats analyzer picked up. I pulled out what I thought were the best ones.

"woman breastfeeding a goat"
Uh...yeah. Check right over there ---> next to Steve Perry of Journey.

smoking monkeys
that's a horrible habit but I suppose it's better than snorting or injecting them.

My favorite:
what the skipper looks like in canterbury tales
I can only hope that quest came to fruition in a very real and meaningful way.

we are right near the top of google's rankings for most of these phrases. i'm very proud to announce that we are NUMBER ONE for "poo lovers".

bunnyfire???????!

as i suggested in the companion post to this over on blogfucker, many of these would make great band names. my favorite: Lolita Wedgie.

While the "Meat Lovers" combo may be a tempting choice on the Round Table Pizza menu, I would warn you to avoid the "Poo Lovers" pie.

bunnyfire???????!
just another reminder why we should all be careful what we say. the googlebot sees all.

I think we should all take an extra nick from all of these. I shall henceforth be known as "Picture of a sad girl with flowers".

What a great little sequence:
masturbating monkey
symbolism in waiting for godot
poo lovers

spanking and shave bold girls for being bad
Because those shy girls just don't do it for him.

And I so want to be big rooster fighting each other til death and show pictures.
That or antonio sabato jr boots.

mattel vibrating broomstick harry potter
So, let me get this straight. You say the broom vibrates?
spanking and shave bold girls for being bad
Rats, I might have been able to figure this one out if the verb tense had been consistent.
who flung poo? monkey
That's just poetic.
resin birthday cake
ummm...gross
pics of franz ferdinand in his car
Sorry, I only have pictures of him on his porch swing. Anybody?
monkey with boner
Depends. Is it unruly?
what s a dragon s vagina look like?
Kind of like a vibrating broomstick.
bunnyfire
Now that I don't believe.

coffee from monkey poop
Isn't that the new Starbucks® flavor? "Cafe Simianfeces"?

i want to meet whoever searched for pikachu lapdance.

*sticks out hand*
Glad to know you, P-Lo.

has keisha knight pulliam ever been in porn?
Yes, the movie was called "The Cosby 'Ho." She also starred in "Rudy Gets Randy" and "The Fuckable Huxtable"

i want to meet whoever searched for pikachu lapdance.
umm...that was me, bridge. do i get one now?

I'm with kafkaesque on "what the skipper looks like in canterbury tales." That's better than "what mrs. howell wore to bed in 'The Seventh Seal'"

symbolism in waiting for godot
Cheater. Do your own homework.

where does steve perry of journey reside
In an intricately constructed human-sized Habitrail in my basement.
Now since you know, I have to kill you. Hold still this won't hurt a bit.

"spanked cowboy fiction" - giddy up!
and the trilogy:
monkeys in love
monkey cowboy
cowboy monkey
I'm getting out the ibm selectric and going to town on these.
When Colourful Miguel Migs first walked in to the saloon wearing his assless chaps and his ten-gallon hat, ....

i'm responsible for the ranya sex

I'd like to mention that I just had my first Ginger Altoid. So gross that I love love love it!

comments to write on plaster cast
How fucking uncreative could you be that you'd copy someone else's sentiments to the broken-boned?

big blue mathowie site down
(courtesy of the unfrozen caveman)

what happened to soundgarden
Yes, that's what we'd all like to know, dear...

i had to be diapered for bed
And we couldn't possibly be happier for you! While you're here, might we interest you in some assless chaps or some Herb Tarlek pictures?

cunniling
Cunnilingus interruptus!
Nothing worse than when you get distracted at that critical moment.

women s boobies
bengali boobies
I sense a theme building.
kaf: Bite your tongue.

comments to write on plaster castHow fucking uncreative could you be that you'd copy someone else's sentiments to the broken-boned?
Brittany maybe they were the, Bigboner that was searched too.
Where is splat?

I'm very pleased with resin birthday cake. Even if I can take no personal responsibility for it whatsoever. Sounds tasty though ...

How the heck did "glenn danzig school picture" end up here?
Top fave's:
disney tits
james traficant s hair
stinking hippie fetish
coffee from monkey poop
It's like surrealist writing without the work!

I'd like to nominate Assless Chaps as a great name for a band...and whatever *did* happen to Soundgarden? And Picachu Lapdance...well, that's just too scary to contemplate.

We need a new tagline for the front page by the way. Might I suggest "almighty lumberjacks of death"?

moms working at strip joints
ahem.
Oh, yeah...
(that would been me prolly)
doggone it

j-lo's pants bursting?
truly, a great moment.

oddly enough, a 'j-lo's pants bursting' search -- while not leading to photo evidence of any unfortunate incidents that j-lo may have suffered while sliding into first -- popped up a blog called fishlicious.
coincidence?
not enough for my kickboxing lawyer asshole brigade.

Hmmm ... assless chaps sounds like two Englishmen with war injuries.
But from now on, I want to known as the Almighty Lumberjack of Death!
but friends can call me disney tits ...

Hmmm ... assless chaps sounds like two Englishmen with war injuries.
But from now on, I want to known as the Almighty Lumberjack of Death!
but friends can call me disney tits ...

Twice!

cat drinking beer picture
Is someone looking for drunken pussy perhaps?
picture of a sad girl with flowers
for some reason I find this search query incredibly sweet and adorable, which makes me wonder how the hell they got led here to this den of dissipation of all places. But then again I'm a sentimental old coot.

Oddly, Jon, that search hits no less than FIVE 9622.net pages.
Creepy, ain't it?

and there's the master (mistress really) of the genre...

kukukuku gay?
This is what my dad said when I told him I was queer.

not enough for my kickboxing lawyer asshole brigade.
1. Commish is not an asshole.
2. I'm not even a lawyer yet.
Thank god you posted this J-Po, I've been studying my ass off and I really needed some ROFLMAOASTFOOTC!

Actually, I am an asshole. That's all covered in your third year, Anathema.

Actually, I am an asshole.
No, you're not. I'm one and I never see you at the meetings.

smoking monkeys
that's a horrible habit but I suppose it's better than snorting or injecting them.
They're damn hard to light, but once you've got 'em burning...

Hi! Just popping in to say, "sad flower girl?"...

I didn't realize Commish was a lawyer. I guess that makes two of us, with one on the way (in utero if you will). That might exceed an acceptable quota for a community of this size. Does that mean I need to stop visiting this site?

No, you have to visit twice as often. Lawyers and English majors. English majors and lawyers.

I'm neither an attorney nor an English major, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

... now joined by the kickboxing English major asshole brigade.
Twice as deadly.
Twice as annoying.

count me as a neither lawyer nor english major. where do the rest of us miscellani fit in???

I'm neither, either. For my sins I am a software design authority, and part-time connoisseur of secret boojum.

I fall squarely in the code ninja platoon.

post, futhamucka!

d'oh. fed the server again.
damn, I forgot the third piece of the 9622 trifecta that i'm also not part of: Tech work.
It's not easy being green.

So what do ya do, Ufez?

Woohoo!
I'm a former English major!
I fit in!
*other members back slowly away, avoiding sudden movements*

I'm an Lit BA who now creates marketing brochures for an HVAC valve company.
I weep. I weep.
I forget what I knew.

heh, I guess that would help, eh, walrus? I'm a budget analyst for the local county government. my degree is in economics, but i didn't want to work making rich dicks richer. So i went with the alternative, volunteering working for the taxpayers.

Nice one. I'm considering something along those lines (i.e. working for taxpayers/charities/non-morally-repugnant companies). I must admit my wages are mildly addictive, tho.

post?

I make dolls out of corn husks.

I make dolls out of cole slaw.

I make dolls out of soy-based vegetarian hot dogs.

Butter dolls.

I make houses out severed doll limbs.
Pays not great but it's steady work.

Actually a reconstruction of one of those Capuchin Monk human-bones temples using only doll parts would be nifty. You could use a Hole midi on the website.
Maybe nifty's not the word I'm searching for here.

I make salads out of cole-slaw-doll-houses ...it's not great but goes well with My Little Pony paella.

My Little Pony paella.
that phrase is so going to be in the next referreral thread.

Is the Holiday Inn Express a capsule hotel?

I majored in Justice, Morality and Constitutional Democracy and wanted to be a lawyer. I am now a copywriter/public relations/newsletter editor for a home builder. Sad.
And I don't even make good money for that shite. I would like to live in an Airstream trailer and write books about people who make houses out of severed doll limbs.

Justice, Morality and Constitutional Democracy
Isn't that what Clark Kent majored in at Smallville High?

um. never mind.
[quonsar wanders off, wondering what DOES a dragon's vagina look like?]

Tizzie, you have my sympathy. I UNDERSTAND what your work life is like, and again I am grateful to be unemployed as anything but a house despot.

I need pictures of the Skiip in Canterbury Tales. Please Help!! Due Yesterday

There's this little thing called Google out there nowadays, kids. You should get acquainted with it. This took me five minutes.

Tynisha, just for future reference replace "Please help!" with "Please hope!" for a better response.

English major!! Please hope me!!

Fresh outa pictures of the Skipper, but 19.95 a month will getcha some kinky Bob Crane movies ...

KUKUKUKU!!!!!

How bout some pictures of Duck Tales?

Henry Winkler's boyfriend.

Blarghy.

I need pictures of the Skiip in Canterbury Tales. Please Help!! Due Yesterday
Did that really happen? Poor misguided youth.
9622: Your Source For Homework Help

I need pictures of the Skiip in Canterbury Tales. Please Help!! Due Yesterday

Tynisha, while most things you have no doubt heard about us are true, you are apparently under the misimpression that we can turn back time. That, alas, is one thing we can't do. You might want to try this site.

Just when I start to think that things really can't get any more weird on this site, they do.

Thank the sweet lard for 9622.

You're welcome.

Mmm, sweet Lard. Is there anything it can't do?

under the misimpression that we can turn back time.

... if ahhh could turn back TI-AHMMM ....

My sweet lard
Hm, my lard
Hm, my lard

I really want to buy you
Really want to taste you
Really want to fry with lard
But it makes me fat, my lard

My sweet lard
Hm, my lard
Hm, my lard

hare crisco
crisco hare
crisco crisco
hare hare

I love this website.

I've got lard under my skin
I've got lard deep in the heart of me
So deep in my heart, that I?m having a coronary,
I've got lard under my skin

I have tried so, not to give in
I've said to myself I can eat lard and still be well
But I can?t and so now I?ll just go to hell
That I've got lard under my skin

I love the fact that you can get grocery coupons at the time travel site.

Are there any coupons for sweet lard? Because I'm running low, and you know how expensive that shit is.

I keep a close watch
On this lard of mine
I keep my mouth
Wide open all the time
I've let my pants out
nearly sixty ti-i-imes
Because lard's mine
I will be fine.

Sweet home Alabama
My love is fatty food
Sweet Home Alabama
Lard, I'm coming home to you

I believe that children are our future
Teach them well and let them eat away
Show them all the beauty of the food that's fried
Just because grandpa died of a heart-attack
Doesn't mean we have to give up our greasy snacks

....

The greatest lard of all
is right inside of me
i'm learning to eat sweet lard
it's the greatest lard of all

There's nothing you can broil that can't be fried.
Nothing full of fat that can't be tried,
Nothing you can eat that's got more cholesterol inside
It's easy.
All you need is lard, all you need is lard,
All you need is lard, lard, lard is all you need.

There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is lard, all you need is lard,
All you need is lard, lard, lard is all you need.

Damn.

Lard is the drug I´m thinking of
Oh oh can´t you see
Lard is the drug, got a hook in me
Oh oh catch that buzz
Lard is the drug I´m thinking of
Oh oh can´t you see
Lard is the drug for me

I'm fixin' a hole
where the lard gets in
and stop my blood from wandering
where it should go-oooo

Might as well face it,
You're addicted to lard.

Oh lard won't you fry me a Mercedes-Benz?

All I'm saying, pretty baby
Lard lard lard you,
Don't mean maybe.

Once I ran to you
Now I run to you
...
Tainted lard

How can people be so heartsick
How can people be such fools
Easy to eat lard
Easy to be cold

How can people have no waistlines
How can they ignore their docs?
Easy to be fat,
Easy to say mo?

Especially people
Who care about donuts
Who care about pork chops
And buttered potatoes
Do you only
Care about the eating crowd?
How about a needing friend?
We all need a friend

I never meant to be so bad for you
One thing I said that I would never do
Too many pounds and I would fall from grace
And Saffron oil for lard you would replace.

It was the cho-les-terol
Telling me what your heart meant
Cholesterol shone in your eyes

I wanna know what lard is
I want you to show me
I want to eat what lard is
I know you can show me

If I should fall from Grace with Lard
Where no Slim-Fast can relieve me
If I'm buried in a piano case
But the angels won't receive me

Let me go boys
Let me go boys
Let me gorge myself on butter pats
Til the bacon all drips dry.

I love this website.
Ain't it the truth, walrus, ain't it the truth.

i'd hate to be you if i were me.

We got a thing that’s called radar lard
We got a wave in the air...
Radar Lard.

monkey tits horny

you know, you can have those horns sanded down by a professional.

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