Ladies and gentlemen, let's give it up for the bald uakari (Cacajao Calvus)!
You can learn more about this fascinating (albeit hideous and grotesque) monkey at http://www.animalinfo.org/species/primate/cacacalv.htm.
Isn't the closest monkey to that area B*$&%@Fire?
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
B*%&$^FIRE???
check the date on that paper, crash
Isn't the closest monkey to that area B*$&%@Fire?
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
B*%&$^FIRE???
check the date on that paper, crash
You can't fool me. That's The Red Skull of Captain America fame!
Posted by: kafkaesque on October 9, 2002 03:15 PMThat's no monkey, that's uncle Frank! Leave him alone, guys, he's had a hard day of drinking.
Posted by: readymade on October 9, 2002 03:20 PMAge to Maturity:
Female: 3 years; male: 6 years
I wonder why when I tell woman they mature faster than men they scoff me? Yet it in the nature of things.
Age to Maturity:
Female: 3 years; male: 6 years
I wonder why when I mention to woman they mature faster than men, they scoff me, but it's all in the nature of these monkeys too.
most residents don't eat them, considering them to be either too ugly or too human
and everybody knows how bad those damn humans taste.
I'm so mature I have to repeat myself....But that pic not a very cute one. Hey monkey, I have a nice piece of banana, uses a ten foot pole to hand it to it.
Well, yea. I ate one last Tuesday, and though it was tender from all that sitting in front of the telly, it had a gamey, acrid flavor that really didn't go with the brussel sprouts.
Posted by: readymade on October 9, 2002 03:46 PM"come off a hard day of drinking
just thought i'd do a little thinking.
now man the lifeboats. i think my ship is sinking."
-roger clyne and the peacemakers.
and everybody knows how bad those damn humans taste.
I heard we taste like Spam.
that monkey looks like its own rear end.
Or is it just a butthead?
I heard we taste like Spam.
Knowing your dietary tastes, I'd guess you taste like embalming fluid.
I heard we taste like Spam.
Knowing your dietary tastes, I'd guess you taste like embalming fluid.
The funny thing is, the noises bald uakaris make in the wild, sound like "Whachoo lookin' at?!"
Posted by: octobersurprise on October 9, 2002 04:12 PMI feel a little tough and stringy. I'm not sure what I taste like, but I strongly recommend stewing me.
Posted by: MarsCrash on October 9, 2002 05:41 PMI feel a little tough and stringy. I'm not sure what I taste like, but I strongly recommend stewing me.
Wouldn't it be the tiniest bit redundant? ;)
Flat worm penis fencing. (via quonsar's freak blog.) I recommend spend at least 15 mins a day on blort.meepzorp. Good for circulation.
Posted by: anathema on October 10, 2002 08:41 AMNo, I taste like chicken. Uh, marinated in booze, of course.
S'truth, quonsar is a slightly scary fellow, bloggishly speaking, but nonetheless avuncular as all get-out.
avuncular? what of my embiggening mimnescence, and the fact that i am overwhelmingly pondorpulent? bah!
Posted by: quonsar on October 10, 2002 11:37 PMOh yeah, all that too.
The penis-fencing, moreover, was tres cool.
Sorry quonsar, I did forget about the mimnescence and the pondorpulentality.
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on October 11, 2002 09:05 AMHey quonsar! Stick around ... we might learn something ;-)
Posted by: walrus on October 11, 2002 10:09 AMthis monkey is fucking insane! his ass is were his head should be!
Posted by: Dragontamer on May 28, 2003 05:19 PMmokeys are butt ugly - thats how i found this on google.
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