Francis Coppola's Rubicon this ain't: Olivia Newton-John now has her Koala Blue wine; hot on the heels of Cliff Richard's Vida Nova.
If every celebrity, dead or alive [check out the Janis Joplin Collection], had his or her own brand of hooch, beer or pop, where would it all end?
I can only think of the obvious ones, like Sinatra's "Gentleman Frank" for Jack Daniel's or Seinfeld's Frosties-flecked Snapple...
I imagine Reese Witherspoon having something moonshine-y, made in a hillbilly's bathtub, but with a fancy label.
I imagine her husband, Ryan Philippe, would have a white wine cooler.
A fruity white wine cooler.
I imagine Anna Nicole Smith would release a 125 proof version of one of those shake in a can sorts of drinks.
"A full stick of butter in every swig."
The Grateful Dead made wine without alcohol, which defies all logic.
Posted by: eyeballkid on October 10, 2002 06:23 AMeh, sod it all. Celebrity endorsed hooch end right here.
Posted by: Ufez Jones on October 10, 2002 10:05 AMNo celebrities were involved in the bottling of my favorite spirit.
I always loved the Jackie Gleason skits when he was the bartender and Crazy Guggenheim would sing. I'm probably still waiting for the drunks in my life to drop out of character and reveal their inner baritone.
Britney Spears would, of course, make Cheech Marin's favorite wine: Fussy Pussy.
Posted by: Crash on October 10, 2002 12:09 PMI want whatever everyone involved in the movie Xanadu was drinking... or smoking.
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