happy birthday mr_crash_davis.
When it was my birthday, I didn't have posting privileges so I had to post hints everywhere.
Posted by: goneill on October 18, 2002 01:58 PMAnd I want an oxygen/acetylene welder, while I am still sober enough to spell "acetylene".
I'm sorry, Crash, but I just don't think of you in that way. Besides, I don't want to ruin our great friendship.
Posted by: oxygen/acetylene welder on October 18, 2002 02:01 PMNobody said boo to a goose on my birthday *sulks*
But happy birthday to you, though. Welders are cool!
Posted by: Unclefes on October 18, 2002 02:03 PMHell, I'll say boo to waterfowl for any of you guys.
Have a great day, Crash. Hopefully no car explosions.
Posted by: kafkascampi on October 18, 2002 02:05 PM... you look like a monkey,
and you smell like one, too!
happy birthday to you, Crash.
that's why you do the self promotion fes. you can be pretty dense for a mcmansion aboder.
Posted by: goneill on October 18, 2002 02:18 PMI said boo to some geese and they started pecking the living shit outta me. I got bill marks all over me. I cant look at foie gras without having flashbacks, man. Oh gahhhhd....
What were we talking about again?
Oh, yeah Crash.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA CRAZY UTAHN MOFO!!
I say that with absolut affection...
Posted by: jonmc on October 18, 2002 02:27 PMCray-zee birthday wishes to you, and I'm sending along that blow torch. Now, you get started making the flaming cocktails and we're in business!
Posted by: readymade
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October 18, 2002 02:46 PM
*arrives late to the party*
WoooHOOOO! Happy Birthday hugs to you, Crash!
and many happy returns of the day.
Happy birthday, m_c_d. People with birthdays in October are cool. Especially between October 18th and oh, say, the 24th. *whistle*
Posted by: pardon me on October 18, 2002 02:52 PMCrash, for your birthday, I've decided to give you Mallory Keaton! Be nice to her.
Posted by: witchstone on October 18, 2002 02:54 PM
"Agghhh... ohhh... no... AAHHHH, SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE, AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOU...."
Posted by: Mallory Keaton on October 18, 2002 03:12 PMHappy, happy birthday, dearest!
And I'm with pardon me on the October birthdays, except the really cool folks have theirs just before Halloween--make that the Monday before. ;)
Posted by: brittney on October 18, 2002 05:10 PMMany are called, but few are worthy of the Scorpio mantle.
Posted by: witchstone on October 18, 2002 05:52 PMhappy birthday!
dude, it's all about march birthdays. pisces = best astrological sign.
Posted by: pikachulolita on October 18, 2002 05:53 PMaccording to "the planets", pisceans (?) and scorpios are supposed to have completely mindblowing sex.
just sayin'.
Posted by: pikachulolita on October 18, 2002 05:54 PMWha? Pfui. LIBRA! The balance, the celestial justicar, the fulcrum between chaos and law, night and day, yin and yang, chocolate and vanilla!
All other signs pale when confronted with the colossally prodigious boot-knocking skills inherent to all Libras. That ain't bragging - just simple astrological fact. You can look it up if you like.
Posted by: Unclefes on October 18, 2002 05:59 PMMany are called, but few are worthy of the Scorpio mantle.
The few. The proud. The psycho.
I like it when astrological types ask me my sign. I say "Scorpio" and they say "ewww!" or "Oh, dear."
Posted by: kafkascampi on October 18, 2002 06:00 PMthe fulcrum between chaos and law
Fes is the Eternal Champion.
Posted by: kafkascampi on October 18, 2002 06:01 PMAdmirers should be ready and willing to be consumed.
Posted by: brittney on October 18, 2002 06:03 PMMe too, Kaf. When I tell others I am a Scorpio they inevitably back up a few steps.
Posted by: brittney on October 18, 2002 06:04 PMTwins! What's not to like? Two of me, calm and sweet, energetic and mean, innocence and experience, it's all there....Bah, some call it schizophrenic, I call it adventure!
Posted by: readymade on
October 18, 2002 06:07 PM
Feliz Cumpleanos, Don Crash Davis. HOpe you have a good one.
That said....
go cancers! wee! (okay, we're the quiet ones. doesn't mean I won't pinch your bums).
Posted by: Ufez Jones on October 18, 2002 06:23 PMYay! Happy Bday Mr. Crash Davis. Hope you and the Mrs. Crash have lovely evening, with much celebration and some sweet monkey rewards. :)
Posted by: dejah420 on October 18, 2002 07:30 PMHappy Birthday! (ooof!)
Happy Birthday! (ooof!)
So are we celebrating with banana splits?
Posted by: b****fire on October 18, 2002 07:43 PMSagittarian Sexuality:
"You are uninhibited, ready to make love on impulse and not impressed with delaying tactics, or feeble, wimpy attempts to win your favour."
This is wrong, I'm impressed with any attempt to win my favor.
Posted by: jonmc on October 18, 2002 07:44 PMgo cancers! wee!
Cheering on a disease, ufez? that's just sick.
Posted by: jonmc on October 18, 2002 07:45 PMGuilt and shame are foreign to your sexual persona and you do not have much patience with more convoluted souls in these matters. Lusty Sagittarius lays the cards on the table (and that might be a good place to get started...!).
OK. Let's fuck.
Posted by: jpoulos on October 18, 2002 08:01 PMAccording to this, I'm most sexually compatible with Leo (most of my "important" ex-girlfriends), Gemini and Libra.
So apparently I'm due for a threesome with readymade and Unclefes.
Posted by: jpoulos on October 18, 2002 08:05 PMI know astrology is a bunch of heathen bunk.
I was born on December 2nd.
:-p
Posted by: b****fire on October 18, 2002 08:10 PMWell, it would really be more of a foursome since technically there would be two of me there, but that's just creepy. A little too "Dead Ringers."
Posted by: readymade on
October 18, 2002 08:11 PM
Happy Birthday, Crash. Hope you have a friendly non-Mormon liquor store out there!
Oh, and (ahem) Aquarius.
When the moooon .... is in the seventh house ....
and Jupiter .... aligns with Mars .....
You know, right now I'm munching away at a bag of Bugles, and I just realized--they don't look a damned thing like bugles, they look like megaphones. But I suppose "Magaphones" would be a lousy name for a snack. Lacks a certain pizzazz...
Posted by: jonmc on October 18, 2002 08:52 PM
What day, Brittney? Jasper has his birthday on October 29th. Right by kaf's anniversary, no?
Posted by: adampsyche on October 18, 2002 09:05 PMi am a leo - most loserish of all signs. I need constant attention, i'm loud and annoying, and i'm boring in bed.
oh why bother. madonna is a leo.
Posted by: goneill on October 18, 2002 09:07 PMOh and b****yfire's is the day before mine, which I share with Ozzy Osbourne. Let's hear it for irony...
Posted by: jonmc on October 18, 2002 09:08 PMOh, and have I mentioned how annoying the animated monkeys are when you pull them up at work, but can't comment on the site itself? I haven't? I must have forgotten to. My bad.
Posted by: yhbc on October 18, 2002 09:11 PMbut, i just had my tarrot cards read by a nanowrimo participant, and I'm about to experience some fucking happiness and contentment.
Posted by: goneill on October 18, 2002 09:16 PMAquarius here, too, commish. I think it makes me compatible with partners who have no money, and open to life experiences that do not involve paint, plaster, or paying attention. My surroundings would indicate that, anyhow.
Posted by: tizzie on October 18, 2002 09:29 PMYou can be quite sexually creative, when your need for security has been satisfied. You love variety, but can be reluctant to make the first move. Your sexuality is primarily directed toward the satisfaction of the other and you will generally go along with whatever that other cares to do, so long as he or she is sympathetic and considerate of your feelings.
You read right, ladies. I'm a giver
Posted by: Ufez Jones on October 18, 2002 09:56 PMWatching those sock puppet monkeys dance while playing Manfred Mann's "Pretty Flamingo" is very soothing.
Posted by: jonmc on October 18, 2002 11:01 PMRemind me not to tell anyon about my birthday on Tuesday.
Posted by: eyeballkid on October 18, 2002 11:56 PMFes is the Eternal Champion.
Jhary? Is that you?
Where's your cat??
Posted by: Unclefes on October 19, 2002 01:15 AMAuguri, mr_crash_davis, from a Capricorna. May your hangover be non-existant and the sex plentiful.
The Goat is a randy beast, so despite your self-consciousness, you have deep-seated desires that somehow just keep thrusting up to the surface.
Thrusting. I *really* like that word.
Posted by: romakimmy on October 19, 2002 08:13 AMHappy Birthday Crash! Hope your hangover is nothing like mine ...
Posted by: walrus on October 19, 2002 11:21 AMOh and b****yfire's is the day before mine, which I share with Ozzy Osbourne. Let's hear it for irony...
I'm the day before b****yfire! what does that mean? (make it nice pls-but dirty's ok too)
and happy bday mr!
Posted by: amberglow on October 19, 2002 11:53 AMHAPPY BIRTHDAY, CRASH! THIS IS THE FIRST AND LAST TIME I USE CAPS, BUT YOU'RE WORTH SHOUTING ABOUT!
Posted by: Miguel on October 19, 2002 01:12 PMHello, Librans! Birthday wishes all around! Happy Birthday, Crash! Mine was the 17th. My Favorite BarTM gave me a little tiny grape with a little tiny candle in it and I've basically been eating for free for the past three days.
LIBRA! The balance, the celestial justicar, the fulcrum between chaos and law, night and day, yin and yang, chocolate and vanilla!
Fes and I are both manifestations of the Eternal Champion. I'm the neurotically indecisive one.
You are the focal point of elegance and chic in the zodiac.
Well, it's about time someone noticed ...
Posted by: octobersurprise on October 19, 2002 01:30 PMAm I the only Capricorn around these here parts?
...
I am a unique and loverly randy thrusting snowflake. :-P
Romakimmy: Capricorn, Libra, Clam, Giraffe, whatever!
Posted by: Miguel on October 19, 2002 03:31 PMAdmirers should be aware that having opened the floodgates of passion, Taurus can be both insatiable and possessive and Taurean emotions will be trifled with at your peril.
Taurus: lifelong designated driver on the surface, smouldering she-beast at heart.
This Taurus has a big soft spot for Aquarians, and somehow I ended up being a magnet for Cancerians and Arieseses(es). But enough about me.
Just know that I'm your girl if you need a cool washcloth after you barf up the evening's embibements.
Posted by: whatnot on October 19, 2002 11:07 PMHappy Birthday Crash!
You already know I love you.
Posted by: Herr Evan Izer on October 20, 2002 03:57 AMA belated Happy b-day, Crash.
Hope it was fun in that semi-legal sort of way.
I interrupt this thread to bring you an important message:
I hate the post office.
Now back to your regular programming.
Posted by: b****fire on October 20, 2002 01:53 PMSince I'm late to the party, I will say softly so not disturb any hang overs,
Happy Birthday!!!! mr_crash_davis my gift was your wish, so how was it?
Posted by: Thomcatspike on October 20, 2002 02:39 PMcareful b***y you'll disgruntle them.
While were on the subject, has anyone ever met a gruntled postal worker or worker of any kind for that matter?
I volunteer to be the first.
SOMEONE GRUNTLE ME!!
Posted by: jonmc on October 20, 2002 03:58 PM**lights cigarrette**
nothing like gratuitous gruntling...
Posted by: jonmc on October 20, 2002 05:12 PMStill smoke free, commish. But they'll get my gruntles when they pry them from my cold dead hands.
Posted by: jonmc on October 20, 2002 09:40 PMI'm actually a Pisces, but I'm really a Scorpio in my heart. In my cold, cruel heart.
Posted by: witchstone on October 21, 2002 10:38 AMCount me in to the Scorpio club. And I fit most of the personality traits, too, although my quickness to anger has subsided somewhat in (ugh) adulthood.
Posted by: pardon me on October 21, 2002 03:39 PMAll these Scorpios running around here makes me uneasy. That is an awful lot of venom.
Posted by: brittney on October 21, 2002 04:31 PMDon't be afraid. Balance shall be achieved.
Om, dammit!
Posted by: Unclefes on October 21, 2002 05:33 PMStill disgruntled.
I have found out, though, that Jesse Helm's mail gets to him a LOT faster than our other senator's. It helps that Jesse has an office directly across the street from the post office.
No, I'm not mailing them a book and a cd. (altho if I were mailing a book and cd to Turkey it would have gotten there by now.)
Posted by: b****fire on October 21, 2002 06:33 PMDid you send something to Turkey, Bunnyfire?
What was in the package?
What was its approximate weight, and value in lira?
How long did it take to get there?
Do you have any theories as to the speed of transcontinental shipping that you would like to share?
Posted by: kafkaesque, esq. on October 21, 2002 07:31 PMI'm still trying to figure out how to mail something to my state's capital.
I am beginning to think bribes are in order...
Some political figures frown upon bribery; luckily you can start a PAC and give them all the money you want! I recommend "C.R.A.P.P.Y." as your brand new PAC: Crikey! Rabbits Are Pissed, Postal-Yayhoos!
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