From our rods to our cones, let's all wish the one, the only, EyeballKid a happy birthday.
Posted by kafkaesque at October 22, 2002 12:07 PMAuguri, ebk. May your birthday involve as much cleavage, alcohol, and dancing marmosets as your heart desires.
Posted by: romakimmy on October 22, 2002 12:15 PMThis place is getting be like a Hallmark store, isn't it?
Posted by: kafkaesque, esq. on October 22, 2002 12:17 PM9622: When you care enough to fling the very best *splat*
Posted by: romakimmy on October 22, 2002 12:21 PMHappy birthday, ebk. Your birthday brings to mind this one-eyed hell monkey. I don't know why. But if you scroll down a bit, you find this gem:
Who is the biggest danger-bringer? Hell Monkey is arrived!!! His is cute and funniest style eyeball with fire-breathing wonder nose.
So here's to the cute monkey and funniest style eyeball (with fire-breathing wonder nose, of course).
I love google
9622.net: monkeys, birthdays, and monkeys having birthdays.
now get back to the party, ebk, the chimps are mixing the punch and they need a bigger toilet bowl ...
have a good one!
Posted by: octobersurprise on October 22, 2002 12:31 PMTwenty-five whores in the room next door
Twenty-five floors and I need more
I'm looking for the can in the candy store
Happy Whoremongering, EBK! As you embark on this career, remember this:
Every hooker has a heart of gold.
Posted by: witchstone on October 22, 2002 12:44 PM**dances furiously(and gracelessly)**
GO EYEBALL!! IT'S YER BIRTHDAY!!
GO EYEBALL!! IT'S YER BIRTHDAY!!
Eyeballkid! I drink a salute to your birthday!
well, actually, not yet - but at 5:02 p.m. I sure as hell will.
Hoorah, and many happy returns of the day.
Happy birthday, EBK! I'll drink a few in your honor when I get home tonight.
Posted by: Crash on October 22, 2002 01:01 PMMany Happy Returns Matt! I have drubk a few in someone's honour already, so I'm honoured to find out it was yours ...
Posted by: walrus on October 22, 2002 01:15 PMThanks. In lieu of drinking, I'll be spending my night working. (ugh)
Dude. 30. Is it too late to go back to college and drink myself into a stupor?
Posted by: eyeballkid on October 22, 2002 01:25 PMHow many times do I get to spank that ass?
(Happy Birthday. Get really stupid and rub cake on your face, won't you?)
Posted by: brittney on October 22, 2002 01:25 PMI believe that is officially called "getting jiggy with it."
Posted by: witchstone on October 22, 2002 01:33 PMDude. It is never too late to go back to college and drink yourself into a stupor. I'm thinking of graduate school as a more low-key variety of it: same drinking, less yahoos.
Happy happy returns on the day (30 was better than 29 for me) and stop working!
Posted by: readymade
on
October 22, 2002 01:33 PM
Welcome to thirty, grasshopper. You get used to it. Take long showers, lift weights, watch teevee, lift weights.
Posted by: kafkaesque, esq. on October 22, 2002 01:36 PMDo I get a senior citizens discount now? A discount on a Denny's sampler platter sounds pretty good right now. Well, the food doesn't sound good, but the discount does. Denny's food is inedible, really. (Unless you are Iron Stomach McNally)
Happy Birthday eyeballkid.
I wish that we could all have mefi gatherings on our birthdays.
Posted by: goneill on October 22, 2002 02:22 PMeyeball your still a kid, but add some more candles and you'll be EyeBallKidLookingOvertheHill.
Have a nice b-day at work and make up for it on a day off, Monkey. Cheers to your, Happy Birthday!
Hey, EBK, in less than 6 months, I'll be in the 3-0 club wi'cha.
Thank god I'm no longer Mormon. I'd be a hopeless waste of womb at this point.
Posted by: witchstone on October 22, 2002 03:16 PM(Unless you are Iron Stomach McNally)
**Breifly considers letting trucks drive over his iron stomach at county fairs then decides that would be tres gauche and passes**
Posted by: jonmc on October 22, 2002 03:17 PMhappy b-day mateo. stop with the working. it's a moral imperative.
Posted by: tj on October 22, 2002 04:08 PMHappy Bday EBK. I'll have someone else drink a toast to you. (Unless a toast with tea counts)
...ooooh toast...
Sorry, got distracted by food there for a second...Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, eyeballman. Truly, you are a kid no longer.
But you do still look damn fine with the monkey earring.
Posted by: yhbc on October 22, 2002 08:59 PM
That earring is too much--it rivals jon's mullet, even.
Posted by: brittney on October 22, 2002 11:47 PMYou're still the coolest kid I know, Matt. Have a happy, happy birthday!
Posted by: Miguel on October 23, 2002 02:47 AMYou are the god of all things ocular, muh man. Merry birfday.
Posted by: dong_resin on October 23, 2002 05:04 AMAlso, I envy your obvious ability to just visit the Amish and blend right in all covert-like, any time you see fit.
And, 30 is the year where a lot of guys discover their first grey pubes. You may wish to keep a little gin in the house for that one.
Posted by: dong_resin on October 23, 2002 05:14 AMYou may wish to keep a little gin in the house for that one.
Trust us. It only stings for a little while.
Well, Witchy, it's like this :
When a "daddy" and a 13 yr old Thai orphan/reasonably priced hooker have an arrangement, they hug each other in a special way. Sometimes the Thai orphan has a little extra hair in her Davy and Goliath area, that the "daddy" can use to haggle down the price with. This tends to get the Thai girl beaten severely by her boss, so those hairs are most often done away with before hand.
These special hairs are called "pubes".
*sniff*
I'm so proud.
Sometimes, this site really gets right to business.
I love you all so much.
They aren't all orphans. Many come from poor hill tribes, "sold" by their families.
Posted by: b****fire on October 23, 2002 01:05 PMHmm... do I have to get the whole rat in my mouth?
I know that I can, I'm just not keen to do it again.
I can't wait to use Davy and Goliath area in a sentence.
Well, after that one, I mean.
Posted by: adampsyche on October 23, 2002 01:19 PMSexually experienced male rats? Sounds like some of my ex's. :-P
Posted by: romakimmy on October 23, 2002 01:20 PMI'm of the opinion that if vaginas could vocalize, their voice would be that of either Goliath the dog, or Maude.
"Hell-low Daaaaay-vee."
dong_resin, you have really raised the bar on "vivid" and "colorful" posts. I raise my hat to you, sir. Perhaps I shouldn't praise such behavior, but what can I say. I'm proud to share at least a little website time with someone so, um, talented.
Posted by: readymade on
October 23, 2002 04:07 PM
Women love a man with no boundaries.
All except the poop talk, of course. We hate that.
Posted by: brittney on October 23, 2002 04:34 PMAll except the poop talk, of course. We hate that.
Poop flinging on the other hand...
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