He's a rapper from Russia.
Oh, and he likes boxing and skateboarding from what I gather.
For those of you on my swap list, be grateful he doesn't have any current releases.
Posted by KevinSkomsvold at October 23, 2002 02:02 PMILL Mitch Rap Songs
1. Rap to the world
2. My fans are friends
3. Boarding fast
4. I will win
5. Punching while rap
Soon to be classics.
Posted by: ColdChef on October 23, 2002 02:06 PMHe's already got his first American Top 40 hit written, as soon as he comes up with a rhyme for "borscht".
Posted by: Crash on October 23, 2002 02:10 PMPunching to win
Boarding friends
I will while rap
Rap the world
My fans are fast
Should have been
Rap to win
Boarding friends
I will while rap
My fans are fast
Punching the world
My name's Ill Mitch
Treat yo mom like a bitch
I got the rhymes and beats
That make ya feets itch
I come from Ukraine
Like a bullet to the brain
Gonna lay some hos
Like the Big Daddy Kane
He is very popular based on my attempts to reach him via email:
Unable to deliver message to the following address
:
64.157.4.81 failed after I sent the message.
Remote host said: 554 delivery error: dd Sorry, your message to illmitch@yahoo.com cannot be delivered. This account is over quota.
*sigh*
Posted by: KevinSkomsvold on October 23, 2002 02:34 PMWasn't this some marketing spinoff site like those old Lee ones?
Posted by: kafkaesque, esq. on October 23, 2002 02:35 PMill mitch is cute.
i once associated russia with the ukraine. the record will scratched, hipsters stared, i wanted to fall into a non-existent hole in the ground. i was sputtering, and am forever considered a dolt in polite society.
Posted by: goneill on October 23, 2002 03:27 PMThe helmet he's wearing in this shot makes him look like Gazoo.
Posted by: jonmc on October 23, 2002 04:35 PM
aww, get down with yo' cutie-pie self!
Here I laugh because I start then had to stop cause mess up
ill mitch rules 4 life!! he is the cutest thing ever!!!! wooof!!
Posted by: iselin on March 15, 2003 04:04 PMok, whenever I see an old thread with a comment in it lately, I get a little scared.
behold the power of google.
Posted by: tj on March 16, 2003 05:24 AMSeriously... this guy should be making a shit load of money... he's the funniest thing i've heard in a long time!
Posted by: Tom on July 5, 2003 11:12 PMI'm from New York and honestly, he should NOT come here. If he does, he'll be seriously clowned on..... THEN his butt whupped! and I'm not kidding.
If he want's to go on tour with that BS, he seriously should skip the USA alltogether.
May the Lord bless him with his daydreaming unrealistic wishing self.....
Posted by: ToddRodd on August 2, 2003 10:42 AMClowned on?
Butt whupped?!
I've got to warn Ill Mitch!
*springs into action*
Posted by: kaf on August 2, 2003 01:05 PMIll Mitch is real! You can download his album on Kazaa. Gareth
Posted by: Gareth on September 17, 2003 04:48 AMILL Mitch is da King of the pack of rappers, he leads them all. Yeah...he's a gun and all the girls at my school think he's the hottest thing alive. YOU ROCK MAN!!!!
Posted by: Steben Boot on October 7, 2003 12:57 AMI am not mitch. So dont be fan.
Fans are for mitch. Dont fan me.
I am fan... "For sure" this website "smashes" why. because promote spread team of Mitch. Not me. Don't fan me. Fan mitch.
im from ukraine and ill mitch is the coolest person in the world........hes my hero!
Posted by: mike on October 20, 2003 02:26 PMill mitch.......if you ever read this....my name is mike im 14 i know all of your songs and i want to rap with you.
Posted by: mike on October 20, 2003 02:28 PMmike: ill mitch only drops by on the weekends. You just missed him; keep trying.
He's a crafty devil, that ill mitch.
Posted by: yhbc on October 20, 2003 08:48 PMOf course, you would know all this if you'd heard his latest tune, "Punch while rap and skateboard and avoid fans." Kid's the new Eminem, I tell ya.
Or at least the new "Don't Copy That Floppy!" guy.
Posted by: arto on October 21, 2003 04:53 PMIs that dirty? That sounds dirty.
Actually, it sounds kind of like a caterpillar thing. Which could be dirty too, I guess.
Posted by: kaf on November 3, 2003 07:22 PMBeats? Beets? Man, there's a borscht joke in there somewhere, but I can't be bothered.
"I don't like beets. Beets leak."
- Mike Neun
ILL Mitch is the best thing that's ever happened to me. He's turned my life around. I found a copy of his CD in a Grocery Store Bargain Bin for 75 cents. I noticed no one's posted for a month, but hopefully people still check this site. GO ILL MITCH! MORE POWER TO YOU!
Posted by: Shadow on December 19, 2003 02:10 PMYO! I am an american teen that is always listening to music. I stayed the night at my friends house the other day and he was like "Hey dude, Check this out" "It's fucking halarious" I said okay... what is it. My friend was like "He's this russian fag that thinks he can rap" He started playing "My Skateboard Is Danger" Or in english it should be pronunced "My Skateboard Is Damngerous" When he started to play the song... i burst out laughing and i was stuck in a mess of laughter laying on the floor. Ill Mitch is sooooo terrible it's not even something to joke about! He can't speak english, He thinks he is on top of the world, he claims to skateboard with a generic brand (not real board) of skateboard, and he wears a damn motorcycle helmet when he "skates".
Anyone who listens to Ill Mitch needs fucking medical attention and a tons of pills.
Sincerely, -Hater Of Ill Mitch
Posted by: American Music Listener on January 5, 2004 12:10 AMHow can you say that I'll Mitch is the next Eminem? I'LL MITCH CAN'T RAP! I read a comment that said he should skip the American tour! YES! If he comes here he'll get shot! Everyone thinks he's a joke! He could probably come here and make a good living as a comedian...
Posted by: character on January 7, 2004 04:31 PMAs God is my witness, Ill Mitch is the next Eminem. I'll fight any man who says otherwise!
Posted by: kaf on January 7, 2004 04:59 PM* throws brick at kaf *
Yo! Where da side-scrollin' be at, BEE-yatch!?! Yeah, you and all da otha homey admins in da ... shit, I dunno ... home?
* slinks away, additional bricks in hand, unflung *
Posted by: yhbc on January 7, 2004 11:56 PMI am big fan of the russia raps.
Don't do picks on my friend Mitch..
I slap you face
cause you make fun
scared of raps
now you run
'Cause I bust more rhymes than Greeks bust crockery
Step up to the mike and I'll deliver mockery
Like Colin, more styles than Ryan
Fools need a Drew to carry 'em 'cause I leave 'em cryin'
Styles so sweet they been known to cause tooth decay
You best pass that mike son, 'cause who's line is it anyway?
every one whos sayin mitch is a joke should be hung! he is a god and has the best raps ever.come on seriously i dont think any of you whores who dont like him could make anything better and funnier then he does. if you say mitch is bad BURN IN HELL!
Posted by: mike on January 30, 2004 10:05 AMi love mitch so muchi would suck hs dick AND IM A MAN!
Posted by: Ill Sam on January 30, 2004 07:45 PMIll mitch is some pimp from the ghetto who found his talents in some online lyric shop...he sucks eminem's cock right now prolly...ROFL, Worst songs i ever heard in my life --> ..|.. (-.-)
HAHAHA...I been to russia and theres much better rappers like that lil piece of shit.
I especially liked "Devil in a Red Dress", his album with the Stalingrad Wheels.
Posted by: Vidiot on February 4, 2004 09:41 AMFee fee fi fi fo fo fum,
Lookin' mighty nice, here she comes...
You know what makes me anger? Poor English skillz.
Posted by: ColdChef on February 16, 2004 06:40 PMIll mitch isnt real. He is an american making comedy records. go to his sight, look at the kid. he looks like he is straight out of the burbs. honestly though, im embarassed to even be posting something anyone who would believe for half a second that this guy considered himself to be a serious artists. he is an entertainer, like a clown, or a monkey. in a good way of course
Posted by: Capn on March 14, 2004 12:38 AMIll mitch makes the hot hits. If you dont like him then you have no sense of humor or vision of brilliance.
Posted by: aaron on April 3, 2004 02:52 PMEven if Ill Mitch isn't real, I think he's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
lots o' ill mitch stuff at my site
Posted by: tristancol on April 8, 2004 05:24 PMILL Mitch is a Suburban Punk! His real name is Michael Huntington and he lives in West Palm Beach, Florida. He attended Forest Hill High School. He is 20 years of age and is a white male. He currently works at the Wendy's on Stuttgart Heights. He is currently living with his Girlfriend's parents on Edgemoore Drive. His girlfriend is a Hispanic female by the name of Michelle Espanza, she is 18 years of age. I personally know this dude, I hang out with him sometimes and smoke weed and get drunk on the roof of the old Palm Grove Inn. If you want to know more, send me an email. Stokez420@yahoo.com This is not a joke, I helped him set his web site up!
Posted by: Jason on April 26, 2004 08:41 PMRun, Mitch, run! Don't let him get you! Run proud and free, like a donkey in the tall grass!
Posted by: kaf on April 27, 2004 01:24 AMGo get hit by a bus kid. RUN LITTLE BOY RUN!!! Cause I'm comiN!
Posted by: Russian HATER on May 10, 2004 02:29 PMSTFU RUSSIAN HATER WHY DONT U HELP HIM OR MAYBE EVEN DO IT YOURSELF. Gosuck a cock, or is your mouth to full of cum to put anything in. FUck i bet u suck ill mitches cock, beat your his little cock slut.
Posted by: H8r_of_russn_h8r on May 10, 2004 02:33 PMDude..you suck the fucking cock. What a joke, your such a fag. Use your danger board to pry your fucking head out of your cock infested ass! You gotta stop sucking eminems wang for money buddy. Go eat shit or die soon or im gonna shot all your fucking gay friends and the run you over with a BUS!! FUCKER!
Posted by: Russian Hater on May 10, 2004 02:35 PMSTFU RUSSIAN HATER WHY DONT U HELP HIM OR MAYBE EVEN DO IT YOURSELF. Gosuck a cock, or is your mouth to full of cum to put anything in. FUck i bet u suck ill mitches cock, beat your his little cock slut.
Posted by: H8r_of_russn_h8r on May 10, 2004 02:35 PMSTFU RUSSIAN HATER WHY DONT U HELP HIM OR MAYBE EVEN DO IT YOURSELF. Gosuck a cock, or is your mouth to full of cum to put anything in. FUck i bet u suck ill mitches cock, beat your his little cock slut.
Posted by: H8r_of_russn_h8r on May 10, 2004 02:35 PMSTFU RUSSIAN HATER WHY DONT U HELP HIM OR MAYBE EVEN DO IT YOURSELF. Gosuck a cock, or is your mouth to full of cum to put anything in. FUck i bet u suck ill mitches cock, beat your his little cock slut.
Posted by: H8r_of_russn_h8r on May 10, 2004 02:35 PMSUCK IT. !!!!!!! I LOVEILL MITCH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
U HOMO RUSSIAN HATER STOP USING MY EMAIL!!!
Posted by: h8r_of_russn_h8r on May 10, 2004 02:37 PMFUCK OFF H8r_of_russn_H8r go suck Ill mitch's cock you sick FUCK!!!
Posted by: Russian HATER on May 10, 2004 02:38 PMYou kiss your mother with a mouth like that?
How rude!
Now go out and play. Get some fresh air, for heaven's sake!
Posted by: tizzie on May 11, 2004 10:41 AMNow don't be hatin' on tizzie, now. She can make you regret it, believe you me.
Besides, she's totally down with ILL Mitch.
Posted by: Vidiot on May 11, 2004 07:30 PMShe can make you regret it, believe you me.
About time someone realized my ferocious nature! Grrrrr!
Posted by: tizzie on May 12, 2004 08:35 AMShe can make you regret it, believe you me.
About time someone realized my ferocious nature! Grrrrr!
Posted by: tizzie on May 12, 2004 08:35 AMT-to-the-I-zed
Zed-to-the-I-E
That's the anthem
Get your damn hands up
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your little sister.
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