The monkeys don't like it when nobody posts a new thread for two days.
Properly cleaned, your new NosferatumonkeyTM should provide a lifetime of church-upsetting fun.
Posted by: dong resin on November 2, 2002 12:38 AMThose surly monkeys need to get out more. Find new interests. Get healthy exercise. Be cowboys.
[You say you can't get enough of enough of cowboy monkeys?]
Posted by: Slithy Tove on November 2, 2002 12:45 AMBut I canna post, Sir! Despite Lupo's and my best efforts, I still can't log in. May I take this opportunity to suggest someone invite me all over again, using my current e-mail address? Please?
Meanwhile, look what UK ZDNet dragged up... ;)
Posted by: Miguel on November 2, 2002 05:32 AMMiguel, your email changes more than a baby's diaper.
Tell the missus I said hello.
I may not be an administrator, but I can still hope people who type in their full email address on a public board (at least when they do it on a thread I start - did everyone know you can do that?) - what, you like spam, migs? ;)
Posted by: yhbc on November 2, 2002 09:16 AMMiguel, after clicking on your link, I have to say you get around more than Forrest Gump.
Posted by: b****fire on November 2, 2002 02:00 PMI have been reduced to drinking Ernest & Julio Gallo Twin Valley White Zinfandel directly from the bottle. And a lovely bottle it is, if I do say so m'self.
Posted by: Crash on November 2, 2002 02:49 PMIt was probably the word "cybercorpuscular". I know that sent me looking for something to drink.
Posted by: yhbc on November 2, 2002 02:56 PMOff-topic, but I really want one of these. Whose team can I be on? Either that, or we need to make our own....
Posted by: tizzie on November 3, 2002 07:50 PMSorry, it was my birthday and the National Novel Writing Month contest started, and I had a big ol dinner party to plan and cook for. I've been too busy to find things that the rest of you would care about. ;)
I'll try to do better in the future. :)
Posted by: dejah420 on November 3, 2002 11:55 PMGlad to see you have your sight back, Mig. Or is that a new one? Wow some of you are in the Meta-shirt hall of fame.......now to get mine.
Posted by: Thomcatspike on November 4, 2002 11:54 AMDesperate to keep the Commish from getting cranky, I found a site for election day:
Cast Your Vote in the World Wide Monkey Hall of Fame!
Although it's a bit pricey, you can also send a MonkeyGram, including a Naked Monkey.
I voted for Curious George. I say the mario brothers have the fix in for Donkey Kong, even though Kiko is winning. Now I'm curious to the sex and age of the voters....
Posted by: Thomcatspike on November 5, 2002 03:46 PMMe, I voted for King Louie, who got a pathetic number of the vote. Now, while it is true that "voting" and "monarchy" are oil and water, in this case I would vote for a monkey as our new overlord in government rather than some *candidates* we have.
And then we could all sing:
Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!
Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be human too
on
November 5, 2002 04:03 PM
MORATORIA
MORATORIA
MORATORIA
Please to never mention the King Louie song again, thankyaverymuch. Once set off, the King Louie cell goes off in my brain and sings the song over and over and over and over up to and including the Baloo part at the end.
I'm begging here. Never. Mention it. Again.
Posted by: yhbc on November 5, 2002 07:35 PMMORATORIA! MORATORIA! MORATORIA!
Wasn't that the movie where all the dwarves poured out of their mines and attacked Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: kafkabearnaisesauce on November 5, 2002 07:52 PMORATORIA! ORATORIA! ORATORIA!
(is that like speech! speech! speech!?)
well it sounds like it to me, anyway.
I voted for me, thought better of it, and voted for my dad. He's alot more responsible than I am.
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