And fur president too! No to the harrassment of Brazilian supermodels! From now on, all Victoria's Secrets to be revealed on a strictly fur scum, first served basis.
And I hope, for the protesters' sakes, that what's written underneath is "PETA" and not, as it seems to the trained eye, "PUTA" .
Posted by at November 15, 2002 10:27 AMso far as I can tell, she's not even wearing fur.
*ducks in anticipation of all the "burger" jokes coming in like fighter jets*
Posted by: Unclefes on November 15, 2002 10:55 AMBy the way, I think that picture's been doctored. Here's the real picture:
woohoo more photoshop fun
Posted by: pardon me on November 15, 2002 11:22 AMHa ha: "Peta: We're kinda dumb."
Is foldy still around? ;)
Posted by: Miguel on November 15, 2002 11:37 AMWe demand an immediate end to the harassement of supermodels! We demand an end to the testing of cosmetics on supermodels because it gets in their eyes and makes them cry! And we demand immediate chocolate cake drops to supermodels everywhere!
But mostly we demand more sweet delicious booze!
Faster, you puny humans!
Posted by: Drubk Monkeys For the Ethical Treatment of Supermodels on November 15, 2002 11:50 AM*creepy German English instructor's voice; Leonardo DiCaprio's hushed monotone barely audible*
"No", Gisele, "fur scum and only zen say ze earth moved fur you. Ozzerwise, Leonardo vill not oonderstand."
What on earth has gotten into you guys? After seeing the combined output of the last 18 or so hours, I had to check to make sure this wasn't one of my other forums.
Must be the miguel factor.
Posted by: b****fire on November 15, 2002 12:03 PMWhat on earth has gotten into you guys?
I can't speak for anyone else but for me it was pear jelly bellies and tawny port.
Posted by: kafkaesque on November 15, 2002 12:16 PMWhat on earth has gotten into you guys?
I had a highly dodgy curry last night, but I'm pretty sure most of that has gotten out of me by now. Input today has been solely of a liquid nature.
Posted by: walrus on November 15, 2002 12:35 PMOne thing I really miss about London is the availability of curry at a moment's notice. I remember one particularly pleasing place called "Curry In A Hurry".
It brought to mind someone on the run from the authorities, who just didn't have time for a lengthy curry wait. He could just run in, throw a few squids at the waiter and breathlessly shout "Vindaloo! Stat!"
Posted by: kafkaesque on November 15, 2002 12:37 PMWhat on earth has gotten into you guys?
A bean burrito and a pint of bitter last night, ma'am; but this morning it's been mostly cake and fine wine.
Posted by: octobersurprise on November 15, 2002 12:41 PMWe demand cake! And fine wine!
We are multi-millionaires, and we'll buy this place!
Posted by: kafkaesque on November 15, 2002 12:47 PMIt brought to mind someone on the run from the authorities, who just didn't have time for a lengthy curry wait. He could just run in, throw a few squids at the waiter and breathlessly shout "Vindaloo! Stat!"
Heh. Next time I'm on the run from the authorities, I'll check it out. A true curry can't be hurried, though. It should involve sitting down, at least ten pints of lager and some shouting, to be a truly authentic British experience.
I don't know what I'd do without my curry. Probably eat burgers. Actually that gives me an idea ... curry burgers! Anything normally inedible can be curried and transmogrified into something truly astonishing. In Scotland you can get curried haggis. I kid ye not ...
(On preview ... curry cake. Mmmm ...)
Posted by: walrus on November 15, 2002 12:50 PMWhat on earth has gotten into you guys?
I don't like to talk online about my sex life.
Posted by: jpoulos on November 15, 2002 12:55 PMOK, Here's some Scum.
Now Gimme Gisele!!
such a deal, this is.
Posted by: jonmc on November 15, 2002 01:24 PMI don't know what I'd do without my curry. Probably eat burgers. Actually that gives me an idea ... curry burgers!
A cajun burger, mmm, try one next time your in the south. One of the better experiences here, that is delicious.
Posted by: Thomcatspike on November 15, 2002 02:00 PMsomeone just gave me a jar of Honey Mustard glaze. I'm thinking of eating it with a spoon for lunch
Posted by: tj on November 15, 2002 02:11 PMCheers Thomcatspike, I will if I ever am ... I've never even been to the north, the south or the middle. I'm a transatlantic failure.
Posted by: walrus on November 15, 2002 02:15 PMI think I'd rather eat some of that fur scum that anything with curry in it. The only thing in a hurry about it is the lightning speed with which it exits my gastrointestinal system.
Seriously, I had some curry meatballs once, it was like a jailbreak - flashing lights, gunfire, razor wire, dogs barking everywhere, and one guy getting out of an orange jumpsuit as fast as possible.
Posted by: Unclefes on November 15, 2002 03:17 PMUnclefes--I would like to commend you on your skills of description, which made tears of hilarity stream down my face (a good thing since I just cruised over to MF and came back grumpy). Paroxysms of laughter. Why? I have no idea. In fact, it was a little too much information, but damn, now my stomach hurts.
I *heart* 9622.
on
November 15, 2002 03:33 PM
I'm a transatlantic failure..
No your not Walrus, in spirit you made it to Dallas Texas, with the words on my screen.
I think if I had a Spirit Company as in the Durbk kind, my tag line, Take a Swig And Take MY Durbk Spirit with You.
Posted by: Thomcatspike on November 15, 2002 04:45 PMDid anyone see the video for that picture? Two seconds after that shot, a swarm of black-suited security guards tackled all of those women. Brutal.
Posted by: eyeballkid on November 15, 2002 05:07 PMWho is Gisele?( I pronounced it as jisel ) I ask because all morning I kept thinking I know this name, then a buddy walked up and said, jizzle(as in spooey) what's up...
Posted by: Thomcatspike on November 15, 2002 05:52 PMI saw the video, and I idly wondered if one of those guards would *accidently* grab one of the supermodels. heh.
Posted by: b****fire on November 15, 2002 07:41 PM... *accidently* grab one of the supermodels. heh.
super slap he would get, no
Posted by: Thomcatspike on November 15, 2002 07:48 PMI just hope witchstone knows what she's letting herself in for tomorrow night, if walrus's idea of a typical British meal is anything to go by.
It's a good thing I'll be calling to check witchie's jet-lagged digestive system isn't curried out of all proportion by too much of the old vindaloo hospitality.
You knew vindaloo comes from the Portuguese "Vinha de alhos", meaning "garlic-soaked wine"? Not many people know that.
Enjoy the first great transatlantic MeFi/9622 meet-up tomorrow, you lucky people! :)
Posted by: Miguel on November 15, 2002 08:12 PMI'm reporting you people to the proper authorities. Myself, too. There oughta be a law!
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on November 15, 2002 11:19 PMI just have to toss in here, that despite the silly Peta people, and even though the supermodel looks like a 12 year old boy made out of silly putty, that is still one of the most gawd-awful outfits of all time. I mean, ick!
The shoes are nice though.
Posted by: dejah420 on November 16, 2002 05:13 PMIt looks like others have decided the Gisele/PETA photo is worthy of some photoshopping.
Posted by: pardon me on November 18, 2002 11:22 AMHa ha: "Peta: We're kinda dumb."
Is foldy still around? ;)
Heh. "Still around?" To my regret, not at a gig like the one pictured above.
Every time I'm asked to get personally involved in animal rights activism, it's something like a request that I head up a crack team firebombing the entrail vat at a local slaughterhouse.
Glamorous work saving the world, I tell ya.
Not sure what you have to do to qualify for the elite "bra and panty PETA picket" team, but I intend to make immediate and lengthy inquiries. Thanks for bringing the matter to my attention.
Be kind to animals, be they fur or lingerie-clad. (For the record, I do prefer that the two styles remain with their originating species...and no doubt if I surfed 9622 a bit more, I'd find baboons in bustiers...)
Just popped my communist head in here briefly the other day to say "We will crush you..." errr...I mean "Hi". Nice site. Hope you are all well. Best regards,
Posted by: fold_and_mutilate on November 18, 2002 10:14 PMThanks for dropping by, fold_and_mutilate. Even when I don't agree with you, I always enjoy your input at MeFi (although some may disagree!) We'll take good care of the monkeys over here, don't worry.
Posted by: yhbc on November 18, 2002 10:45 PMHey did that brick ever go up?
Posted by: kafka (not folding or mutilating, but possibly spindling) on November 19, 2002 12:40 AMHey did that brick ever go up?
Posted by: kafka (not folding or mutilating, but possibly spindling) on November 19, 2002 12:40 AMAh, I knew that would bring you out. Do stick around, foldy friend! :)
[I so regret once having questioned foldy's sense of humour, pressured by the Mefi horde. I did apologize personally, but it still sticks as one of my most unfortunate, least Miss Marple moments of literary detection.]
I was just wondering about that damn brick last night.So how 'bout it J-Po? Where the hell has he been anyway? Vacationing with our brick money I suppose.
Posted by: anathema on November 19, 2002 07:10 AMWait wait wait
Gesele or Gisele? Are there two?
Is there an anti-matter and matter thing going on here?
If Gesele and Gisele should ever meet, there would be an explosion the likes of which is rarely seen outside of Bruce Willis films.
*shudder*
Posted by: kafkaesque on November 20, 2002 11:25 AMYou mean the scene where Bruce Willis' fur scum meets Brice Wallis' foreskin?
Posted by: liam on November 20, 2002 11:41 AMespecially if there are also a few gazelles thrown into the mix. the horror!
Posted by: tizzie on November 20, 2002 11:41 AM Gesele: Bones! It's me!
Gisele: No, Bones! I'm me!
Gesele: Bones! It's me!
Gisele: No, Bones! I'm me!
Gesele: Now there's four of us!
Gisele: Now there's four of us!
I hate biting into a chicken sandwich and finding gristle. Or a finger.
Posted by: eyeballkid on November 20, 2002 12:02 PMthat's enough outta you, baby jeezus, or Micheal Jackson's gonna hold you over the railing again.
Posted by: tizzie on November 20, 2002 02:34 PMBut if that was the Baby Jeezus, that would make Michael Jackson...?
Posted by: liam on November 20, 2002 03:06 PMWell, as usual, the New York Daily News and the New York Post have original, thought-provoking covers dealing with the issue.
Posted by: witchstone on November 20, 2002 03:28 PMIts not like he was playing tetherball with the kid.
I'm glad. I'd hate to see Michael in gym shorts.
**shudders**
Posted by: ufez on November 20, 2002 04:02 PMAt this point in his life, the only thing sadder than Michael Jackson would be a marriage between Michael Jackson and Anna Nicole Smith.
Posted by: octobersurprise on November 20, 2002 04:21 PMoctobersurprise: It'd make one hell of a record-breaking pay per view special though. $50 extra for a vid of the honeymoon suite.
**shudders again**
damn, is it getting cold in here?
Posted by: ufez on November 20, 2002 05:01 PMGisele, you can wear what ever you want to. You made that runway yours. I respect yuo so much. Don't let those freaks get to you. I think that about the hamsters and household pets is really funny. Do your thing! You looked ***SWEET***
Posted by: Zack on November 21, 2002 09:27 PMThat's it. I'm moving to Melrose Place. You guys suck.
Posted by: Tiffani Amber-Theissen on November 22, 2002 10:16 AMAnd then I'm moving to "Fastlane" and dropping the "Amber," 'cuz you guys still suck.
Posted by: Tiffany Thiessen on November 22, 2002 10:35 AMYeah, but you were in freaking Son in Law (with Pauly Shore) for god's sake!
Posted by: ufez on November 22, 2002 10:37 AMWatch it, buddy. My cheeks could eat you alive.
Posted by: Tiffani-Amber on November 22, 2002 10:45 AMBut my career looked so promising after 10 seasons of Saved By the Bell.
Posted by: Dustin Diamond on November 22, 2002 10:53 AMThat's enough kidding around boys, get back in your room.
Posted by: Neil Diamond on November 22, 2002 11:31 AMQuit makin' fun of my family or I'll have ya rubbed out, palooka..
Posted by: Legs Diamond on November 22, 2002 11:35 AMthat was totally over- reacted with the gisele fur scum poster from peta!!! she didn't even wear fur, and she is a model!! all models wear fur on fashion.shows!! gisele does not wear fur, casual in her own life !!!!!!!!! and if she would, that PETA company should not mind!! on the world are many people who wear fur!! i personally don't but still!!! i think that was over reacted and gisele ignored them and that was right! GOOD JOB GISELE
Posted by: Kiki Kehrer on December 6, 2003 05:23 AM9622: totally!!!!!!!!over!!!!!!!!!!!reacted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: ana on December 6, 2003 08:30 AMWhy does the exclamation mark get all the attention???? What about the question mark???? Isn't it just as good???? Doesn't it have a curvy shape????? Are we discriminating against it????? Why isn't PETA protesting that???????
Do you think I'm totally over-reacting?????????
Posted by: tizzie!!!!!!! on December 6, 2003 11:40 AMI am ;!!!!!! nobody likes me. look at me: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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Take that, suckers!
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Posted by: Suckers on December 8, 2003 01:48 AMI fucked an albino sea-donkey last night... - Is that bad?...
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