As most of you know (or remember), I can't post comments during the day. But I sure can post the Official Welcome Back ColdChef Thread!
Woo-hoo!! Hope both of you had a beautiful wedding and a wonderful honeymoon, Chef!
Posted by yhbc at November 21, 2002 01:41 PMSend me an email, and I'll throw you the golden skull...erm...I mean, I'll send you the link to the wedding photos.
Posted by: ColdChef on November 21, 2002 02:27 PMAnd thanks for the welcome. Now, get back to evicting those grandmothers!
Posted by: ColdChef on November 21, 2002 02:27 PM
Can we download the photos and pervert them in photoshop because we missed you and are jealous that we could neither marry you, marry your hot gal, be there to throw feces, or camp out at the bar yelling obscenities at your new in-laws?
Posted by: readymade on November 21, 2002 02:49 PMHeh, ColdChef had someone named 'Lude at his wedding.
Those pictures are terrific! I want to learn that money dance. If you do it just anywhere, does the money appear?
Posted by: tizzie on November 21, 2002 03:18 PMGreat pictures, Chef. For those of you who haven't perused them yet, there's a comment feature, but Chef requests "nothing dirty." So I guess I have to edit my "potential comments" list: unruly boner, Thunderslut, Frenching Orca, Poo, Dong resin, "hand relief", fornicating fish. Hmmm. I got nuthin'.
Posted by: pardon me on November 21, 2002 03:20 PMFantastic pictures! I can't believe you had to pay all those people to come.
Posted by: witchstone on November 21, 2002 03:26 PMI hope that wasn't Coors?!
Please notice that I spit out that filthy beer.
It was Bud Light. I wouldn't serve Bud Light to my most evil of enemies.
I did, however, serve it to my inlaws. Draw the logical conclusion.
Posted by: ColdChef on November 21, 2002 03:32 PMYou know how they make Bud Light, right? A bunch of people sit around and drink Newcastle and Sam Adams. Then, later, they all piss in cans. Those cans are Bud. The same process is repeated with the Bud and you have Bud Light. One more recycling of the fluid and you have Keystone Light and Lucky Lager.
Posted by: eyeballkid on November 21, 2002 03:40 PMYou know how they make Bud Light, right? A bunch of people sit around and drink Newcastle and Sam Adams. Then, later, they all piss in cans. Those cans are Bud. The same process is repeated with the Bud and you have Bud Light. One more recycling of the fluid and you have Keystone Light and Lucky Lager.
Posted by: eyeballkid on November 21, 2002 03:42 PMa recycled post about recycled beer. imagine that.
Posted by: eyeballkid on November 21, 2002 03:43 PMHow do I apply to be a drinker/pisser on the first level? Oh wait, you said Sam Adams. Nevermind.
Posted by: ColdChef on November 21, 2002 03:44 PMMeanwhile, all the folks drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon in the next room are getting laid!
Well, it's a nice thought, anyway.
Posted by: witchstone on November 21, 2002 03:47 PMammending witchy's post:
Meanwhile, all the ugly folks drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon in the next room are getting laid!
Posted by: eyeballkid on November 21, 2002 03:55 PM(enough pbr and you could get it on with a farm animal. trust me. i know.)
(not first-hand, of course.)
Posted by: eyeballkid on November 21, 2002 03:57 PMTruly the elixir of the gods if even ugly people can get laid when they drink it!
Posted by: witchstone on November 21, 2002 03:57 PM(not first-hand, of course.)
No, I'm sure you used your second hand.
Posted by: witchstone on November 21, 2002 04:00 PMWhy is the girl monkey making the "devil horns?"
Are they at a Dio concert?
Posted by: jonmc on November 21, 2002 04:19 PMColdChef, I will never forgive you for including "Amy's Back In Austin" on a swap cd. I find myself singing that song underneath my breath at least once a week.
Posted by: eyeballkid on November 21, 2002 05:43 PM
There's a chapter of the reception that chef hasn't been particularly forthcoming about.
Oh, and in case anyone noticed:
Yes, it is normally the job of the Best Man to hold the bride while the groom goes down under for the garter, but umm....
My very drubken brother (and bestest man) decided that the job was his.
Posted by: ColdChef on November 21, 2002 09:48 PM
bTW, CC, you get the CD I sent you, I left a personal note for ya.
Posted by: jonmc on November 21, 2002 10:01 PMI did get it. Thank you so much. Funny story, that song ("In Spite of Ourselves") actually made it to the semi-finals for inclusion on our wedding cd.
It lost out in the final minutes to Jack Black (plus the fact that it has the line "Convict movies make her horny"- and that's non-grandma friendly)
Posted by: ColdChef on November 21, 2002 10:10 PMAh. Finally made it. Sorry for the delay in getting to the party I started, but I had to be "family guy" tonight.
Again - congratulations, ColdChef and the beautiful Mrs. I'm sure she will in time learn to appreciate real music, and then she'll truly be the perfect wife. All kidding aside, you're both very lucky to have each other - be good to one another, always be there for one another, and always, always, remain friends with one another.
Oh, and send me those pictures, dammit.
Posted by: yhbc on November 21, 2002 11:02 PMYeah, where's my password, mister?
The old ball-and-chain got you on lockdown? ;)
Posted by: brittney on November 22, 2002 12:43 AMHow odd. I thought I sent an invite to each of you yesterday. Okay, well, I sent them again.
If you don't get these, email me with your best address.
(And speaking of ball and chains, yes, Commish, your synchronized wedding card did creep me out a bit..."We are becoming one brain!")
Posted by: ColdChef on November 22, 2002 07:56 AMCold Chef, what is happening. Your wedding shot above looks beautiful, your bride that is. So can you touch the tip of your tongue to the tip of you nose?
I'm starting to see why Mrs Chef licks likes ya.
Posted by: Thomcatspike on November 22, 2002 11:50 AMHey welcome back Chef! Hope you and the bride had a lovely honeymoon!
Posted by: dejah420 on November 22, 2002 11:57 PMI'm not a photoshopper, but sometimes it's just not necessary:
Chef's perfect caption for this one, if you haven't seen the album, is "Umm. Champagne good." Class.
Posted by: yhbc on November 23, 2002 12:35 AMHere's the sad part, Commish:
We were only about thirty minutes into the reception at this point. I had already had two glasses of Jack on the rocks and no food yet.
This part is a little blurry to me, as the pictures will show.
Yes, she married a real winner.
Posted by: ColdChef on November 23, 2002 12:47 AMYou gotta love the bemused smile, though. Kind of an, "Oh God. There he goes. At least none of the girls I made dress in matching colors are watching at the moment" look.
Posted by: yhbc on November 23, 2002 01:11 AMWhoops. Forgot to continue the internal thought.
"I'll get him for this later. I don't know when, and I don't know how, but I will get him. I'll just file this one away for the right time. Oh, it will be so, so, very sweet."
And that's where the beatific smiles on all the brides' wedding pictures comes from!
Posted by: yhbc on November 23, 2002 01:14 AMHey, Chef, sorry so late...send me the link, dude. adam@adampsyche.com
Posted by: adampsyche on November 23, 2002 10:26 AMCommish, I've just looked at my wedding pix (and the subsequent marriage) in a whole different light.
Congratulations, Chef. Welcome back.
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