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November 24, 2002 : Do YOU Know Where Your Young Son, The Policeman, Is Now?

Just when you thought it was safe...

Posted by at November 24, 2002 05:43 PM

People have said these things about that :

"I can't come out. I peed on my loafers."

Posted by: readymade on November 24, 2002 06:26 PM

"Look! Look! I'm Bush the Bush! My name is Bush and I'm..."

oh, the hell with it...

Posted by: jonmc on November 24, 2002 06:48 PM

Heh, think I'll sneak down to the corner bar to meet Jenna for some beer and blow...

Ehh, best I could do...

Posted by: shane on November 24, 2002 07:33 PM

"Oooh...Daddy like...Daddy LIKE!"

Posted by: jpoulos on November 24, 2002 08:02 PM

"Why hasn't he found me yet? He knows the rules, right? Wait, maybe I was supposed to seek...no, I'm sure it was me who was hiding. Gosh, this is fun!

He sure isn't looking very hard...."

Posted by: readymade on November 24, 2002 08:14 PM

"Those Secret Security guys won't let me go hunt for Osama, so I'll stay here and help OJ look for the real killer."

Posted by: tizzie on November 25, 2002 08:04 AM

"There's nothing like stroking an unruly boner to a man in uniform."

Posted by: witchstone on November 25, 2002 09:41 AM

"Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle."

Posted by: pardon me on November 25, 2002 09:42 AM

Yes, I *know* I should have went before we left, but I'm the f**king President, so these are technically my hedges, and I can pee in 'em anytime I want! Now shut the hell up and make sure Rumsfeld doesn't come in here.

Posted by: Unclefes on November 25, 2002 10:52 AM

"He's so cute. When you say, 'Peek-A-Boo!' he sticks his head out. He could play for hours."

Posted by: eyeballkid on November 25, 2002 11:20 AM

He always suspected the gardener was a Democrat.

Posted by: b****fire on November 25, 2002 11:23 AM

Awwww, the Bush twins turn 21 today! No more underage "brushes with the law"! An entire era of news is over.

Posted by: witchstone on November 25, 2002 11:43 AM

Alright, the betting begins:

Which twin will end up giving lap dances in a Tijuana bar first?

Posted by: kafkaluxinterior on November 25, 2002 11:48 AM

Barbera will be the first to do it. Jenna will be the first caught.

Posted by: ColdChef on November 25, 2002 11:53 AM

Barbera will be the first to do it.

And here I was hoping for Hanna.

Posted by: jonmc on November 25, 2002 11:56 AM

we could have a pool as far as timeframes....

Posted by: t(ay) j(ota) on November 25, 2002 11:59 AM

Barbara might be the first to do it, but she'd be doing it just to be outrageous. You know Jenna would be into it.

Posted by: pardon me on November 25, 2002 12:02 PM

Farkers make funny with the pic above. A laff-riot, particularly if you've been drinking. Not that I encourage drinking, or laughing, or heavens forbid, rioting.

As you were.

Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on November 26, 2002 08:02 AM

Barbara might be the first to do it, but she'd be doing it just to be outrageous.

I'm betting they both enter rehab at the same time.

Posted by: shane on November 26, 2002 09:04 AM

Why not join in and say something too?

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