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Alright, this is going to have to cover all of the monkey stroking. Happy Birthday to the three of you. It would be an interesting party.

You have been warmed.

Yay! Thanks, Miguel, for hoping me with an 'official' post! And many happy birthday wishes to our three celebrating monkeys: amberglow, bunnyfire, and jonmc.

You young 'uns have fun now, y'hear?

Happy happy to b****fire!!!! yay you!

(but don't drink as much as i did last night....oh, and cake served in a bar always tastes better somehow...)

and thanks to everyone for helping make it a fun day yesterday!

Happy Burfday, fubbynire!!

I share my birthday with this esteemed gentleman...

so sing with me:

<iron man>

I'll be
thirty-two
I'm an old fart and so are you

monkeys all over the place
shoving pocky in their face...

</iron man>

nope, that's the best I could do..must be slippin'

She's painting huge books
And glues them together
They saw a big raven
It glided down the sky
She touched it
Ohh...

Today is a birthday
They're smoking cigars

Some sugarcubes-y goodness...

with messed-up italics too!

Hey, I saw "The Osbournes" for the first time last week (the folks have Direct Tv) and I must admit it cracked me up...

As for me, I sit groggily in front of the computer with a YooHoo chocolate drink at my right elbow...life is good. Or as good as it can be to be a woman and wake up to the knowledge of being 44. Heck, when my mom was that age, she was at my wedding!

(Pardon me while I feel old.)

Now that I got that over with, thanks for all the good wishes (and I am sure our other two monkeys would agree!)

Yes, best to you all. Birthday it up, funky brethren.

Somebody at another site I frequent slipped up and called me "monkey"-then selfcorrected to the "correct" term of bunny. (no, not Big Blue!)

Perhaps I should give a big shout out to Erica?

Happy, happy, happy.

I hope the Birthday Fairy brings you all many goodies.

Chase that YooHoo with a Moxie and you'll be all set.
I still don't know your new MeFiname, bunny.

Happy Birthday All, Jonmc, Amberglow & Bunnyfire

I still don't know your new MeFiname, bunny.
I think I might...

okay...free monkey mix for the first person to identify the person in the background picture (reord or book?) of the monkey dance party picture. Um did that make any sense at all?

record, dammit all!

(Pardon me while I feel old.)

Hey, don't bring me into this.

Happy birthday to the three of you. I always sensed that bunny and jonmc had similar astrological profiles.

happy birthday all...

It's my birthday eve and Lisa has to work late tonight, so I have time to kill.

I may treat myself to a gorgonzola crepe or something.

Anathema, it looks like the guy from WKRP in Cincinnati. Gary what's-his-name. Either that or Karen Carpenter.

Is it David Cassidy?

The record, Good Evening, Crenshaw, Marshall????

Jon, honey, as you pass these birthday milestones, remember that the older your tummy gets, the less abuse it wants to take. So have the gorgonzola crepe, but not at the same meal with the pickled onions and the deep-fried Twinkie.

Just a little birthday word-to-the-wise.

Dudley Moore, innit? That's Good Evening, the book methinks.

Dudley Moore, innit? That's Good Evening, the book methinks.

Post, you fucking cunt!

*gives laim the finger*

Happy Birthday, bfire!

Now, let's pat the bunny, my furry friends.

Well, this depends on if the fucking cunt is a Brit or a Yank. A Yank would give liam the finger, a Brit would give him two.

My apologies for any insult given. 'Twas but a Dudley Moore reference.

Happy Birthday, B****fire.

**sings happy birthday three times fast**

**passess out**

fucking cigarettes.

Yup. Looks like liam wins.

amberglow, b****fire, jonmc:

I got an idea. Have a happy birthday.

Love, me.

happy birfdays to yous

In honor of Bfire's bday, we're holding down young men and forcing them to have this emblazoned somewhere on their bodies. Thus does the cult begin...

w00t w00t!

Dude. I totally have that tattoo already.

The first rule of the bfire cult: Do not talk about the bfire cult. Some of us "young men" already have those emblazoned "somewhere on our bodies" (ifyaknowwhatimean).

aside: hey, dejah, will you squeeze that thing out, already? it's a baby, not a loaf of bread, for cryin' out loud

see, there's two of us right there. isn't that enough for a cult?

Dammit, dejah. Ain't you birthin' yet? Whenever you go a few hours without updating your livejournal, I become convinced that It has begun.

You know what's good for an overdue baby? Wrasslin'. Now c'mere.

Also, what that pardon guy said.

Here, here! Get to makin' with that baby already.

If dejah jr. and jonmc share a birthday, will the celebrations get out of hand?

In any case, I'm getting a head start. It's PBR-me time, followed by a Nashville royalty honky tonk hellbilly band, who incidentally are looking for a bassist and fiddle player.

Hey! That tracklist is full of 9622 tags!

1. Go Fuck You
2. Hey Man XXX
3. I'm Drunk Again!
4. "Life of Sin" XXX
5. Mary Fuckin Jane

*The first track is obviously an obscure reference to that dreadful punk "kill u" guy.

hope you're still enjoying, b****fire!

(i still have a cake at work tom'w and two lunches sometime this week to collect)

and jon, get drinking! you're behind already!

and it wouldn't be dejah jr., it would be dejah two!
(i slay me! i must really be old now....)

oh, and the pic looks like either a bay city roller or that guy from are you being served? Is it dudley moore? is he still alive?

Is it dudley moore? is he still alive?

No his illness caught up with him last year. I wish at the time of his sighting by me I had known more of his ailment. When I saw him at KBF in the late 80's it was ass-u-med by all he was just being a hollywood Penis wrinkle. Instead he will be remembered by me as a charming ass;P

Is it dudley moore? is he still alive?

No his illness caught up with him last year. I wish at the time of his sighting by me I had known more of his ailment. When I saw him at KBF in the late 80's it was ass-u-med by all he was just being a hollywood Penis wrinkle. Instead he will be remembered by me as a charming ass;P

hey he deserves the double billing, go Dudley Moore, one drubnk monkey Spirit *I raise my glass to you*

i'll toast to him...i love Bedazzled (is that the name? the Faust movie from the 60s?)

Yeah, Bedazzled was great. I have that on VHS somewhere. And of course Pete & Dud.

Those Arthur movies I could do without though.

yeah, but that's because of Liza, not Dudley...

And the Christopher Cross. Can't forget that.

as much as i'd like to, can never ever ever forget "when you get caught between the moon and....."

Hey, when I get stuck between the moon and New York City, I know it's crazy....but it's true, the best thing I could do is fall in love.

Excuse me, I think I now have to scrub out my mind with lye.

*wretches*

that would be :

*retches* although I am a wretch, also.

Yeah, Bedazzled was great. Amber quit following me;P

Didn't this movie have a feux pas, a tv antenna in it....

but thom, i'm your biggest fan! ; >

*gets out sledgehammer*

he worked at a hamburger place and was in love with the waitress, and sold his soul....

Didn't this movie have a feux pas, a tv antenna in it....

eh? Can't understand your banter, old sock!

maybe an anachronism?
but it took place in the 60s....
i know england is behind, but not that much!

Yes, Liam. I recognized the Derek & Clive reference immediately, but then, the worst job I ever had was picking lobsters out of Jane Mansfield's bum. The lobsters never 'ad the upper 'and, mind you.

Good gawd, I'm drubk. I went to the dentist this arfternoon and 'e 'ad 'is way with me. I'm not making this part up. 'iccup.

I still kind of think that Pete was the funnier of the two.

Not a good job to have, that...intestinal modeling.

Happy Bthithday...

where is the birthday girl anyway? (picturing her face down in birthday cake) : >

Birthday girl is here, stuffing her face with chocolate cake my redheaded daughter made me. In 40 minutes I will be handing the birthday baton over to Jon-who is running the anchor lap on the birthday relay.

Slightly off topic-shouldn't I be getting royalties on that tattoo? I have seen the site that pic came from, and indeed they call that one the "bunnyfire". I emailed them a long time ago and haven't heard a word.

Happy Day to all anniversarial apekind! Congraturation (as they say here in K-land)!

Happy Bday Jon! enjoy!

**runs coffee soaked squeegee over eyes**

why thank you, amberglow..

In honour of all these birthdays I went to bed at 8:30pm last night. I hope you appreciate my sacrifice.

oh yeAH....

in honour of all this I wet the bad at 8:30pm last night.

Sorry, I'm a little loopy from the cold medication. It makes work fun though

Too many frickin' birthday candles...

Happy Birthday, Jonmc! You da man!

No, you da man, Migs...

Well, the rubber pants we got you weren't just a fashion statement, teej.

Happy Birthday, jon!

May yours be as painfree as mine!

amberglow, b****fire, jonmc, happy birthday to all! Hot tubs and drubkenness for everyone!

I wet the bad

Right.

"The common man sees the world as nature sees it,
yes and no, good and evil, on and off -- the
artificer, the scholar, the intellectual sees the
world in threes, and makes a full time occupation
of explaining the unnatural." - Kilroy (maybe)

Happy Birthday, ya geezers!

Fuck, that didn't work right...

An extremely violent ape is roaming the town. Please avoid making eye contact when you spot it!

As soon as I'm done here, I'm a goin' to A Salt & Battery over on 2nd. Deep fried goodness...

**drool**

And I think everyone's missing the point about the woman featured in the picture atop this thread: She's a reanimated Roy Orbison, I tells ya.

Actually she looks a little more like me than I care to admit.

Does Anathema actually know who that is in the picture-within-the-picture, or was he just having us guess as a mental exercise?

Does Anathema actually know who that is in the picture-within-the-picture, or was he just having us guess as a mental exercise?

dammit

Actually she looks like a chic I went to grade school with, Gina Atkins as a grown up. That's not really saying much since most kids look like a grown up compared to me.

Baby update: In honor of the 9622 birthdays, I have gone into labor. :) So there. I'm headed off to hospital in a couple of hours, where upon I will give birth to probably the most perfect baby ever. ;)

I'll send pics when and if he ever actually makes an appearance. :)

Yay! Best of luck to you and your lil one, dejah. May the birth be quick. I would say painless but that would just be mocking you.

Good luck!

lil' baby minkeys! yee!

Wow ... so it looks like dejah's baby will share a birthday with jonmc. Better buy him some flannel onesies.

Hooray! Best. Baby. Announcement. Ever.

I have this mental image of Dejah420 sitting at her computer, saying "You get the car, honey. I'll be right with you as soon as I tell the monkeys."

The woman in the picture? Obviously a Blues Sister.

It's like Miguel dashing off cocktail recipes before his anniversary dinner. Now we've got dejah typing while in labor.

I recommend "Post, dammit!" as your labor mantra. I think it will help. Best of luck!

push 'em out!
shove 'em out!
Waaaaay out!!

just doing my part.

Hey, that's great news, Dejah!

Congrats to all concerned.

All kidding aside, congrats dejah, it's a cool birthday to give someone trust me;)

yippee!!

YAY! Oh dejah, I'm so pleased for you! Best wishes!

Cool!

(Look, guys-don't put pressure on her to pop it out before midnight. Some babies take their own sweet time.) But just think-next year it's a quadruple monkey birthday marathon! Yip yip yip uhhuh uhhuh!

Extra yays and yippees. *cranks celebratory Metallica* Happy Birthday, mcjon.

Miguel, boil some water! Lupo, get some clean rags! Witchstone, bring the gin! We've got birthin' to do!

Don't worry, Dejah, we're on our way!

(maybe that'll scare it outta her...)

Happy day, that's is so cool. Baby Monkey!
Oh, and Tiz, I thought the picture looked familiar but I didn't know what it was from. liam won the prize and I'm sending him some monkey mixes. Happy Birthday jon!

9622.net: We don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies.

And that's the way I'd like to keep it.

Wow, Dejah, good luck. A holiday baby, what a wonderful gift to bring into this world.

did someone say gin?

did someone say gin?

*hiccup*

Okay we need three volunteers:

One to call my boss and tell him I'll be gone for the rest of the day

One to get Dejah to tell us which hospital she'll be in and what room

And One to hook me up with a webcam and some knowledge about how to broadcast this blessed event.

Then....Live Monkey Birthing!

Congrats Dejah. It's been a long time coming. Good luck, and make sure to get us those pics soon!

get us those pics soon!

I'm sure soon is on her mind about now.
Imagine the looks she would have by the staff at the hospital if she yells the following out below in one of those hormone filled mother to be moments with the doctor saying push Dejah.

Dejah:Post baby!, Post damn it!
Doc: oh, you post at 9622net too.

Is she having this child in Dallas?

presumably, TCS.

Probably the wrong time to ask, but did you finish your NaNoWriMo book, De?

Hope it goes quick and well for you. Remember what former baby-birther Thomas from the Bootcamp list says: Go Epidural!

epidural all the way dejah! mazel tov! (but i think it'll be tomorrow--next year a foursome of bdays!)

and jon, i can't believe a salt and battery has expanded across town already-cool! but if the person frying doesn't have an english accent, go to the west village one! yum!

congrats dejah!

I almost feel like calling the local hospitals but dejah420 wouldn't work too well for a name.

Happy birthday to all.

Congrats in advance dejah - hope you have stocked up on your sleep, coz you are going to need it!

The eyes! They're watching me! The lifeless bunny eyes!

Babies! Flannel! Birthdays! Bunnies! Auntie Em, it's a twister!

The bunny on the far right in the picture above appears to be a small boxer dog wearing fake rabbit ears. This disturbs me.

Our first baby! ;)

Wheeeeeee! Congrats Mommy dejah and Papa dejah and Baby Dejah!

Am I here yet?

not yet, junior, wait your turn! : >

someone start a welcome baby monkey thread! We can all give life advice to the new one... : >

When's the next birthday? Any more december monkeys?

I am, but I'll never reveal my true identity. You'll all have to guess.

Hey there, baby jesus.

i bet miguel's a leo

That sounded like witchstone's laugh.

eh? Can't understand your banter, old sock!

Didn't this movie have a feux pas, a tv antenna in it....

In Bedazzeled the movie was set around the turn of the century yet there is a TV antenna in a scene at one of the royal homes....back to you kaf-faux;P

Ps it struck me as strange as for such a big building it had this one antenn atop of it, which I never saw just one on a building while in Eruope. don't they know to share.

Every time I scroll past that "Am I here yet" pic posted above, I laugh out loud.

Thank you, Lupo. I think it's the funniest baby picture ever.

I had it as my desktop for a while, but people kept asking me if I was preggers. With a girlish figure like this??!! Puh-leeze!

Yes that pick is funny, funnier & the funniest the more I see. It captured the perfect angel inoscense but goober looking tike stage.

ack ... happy (late) birthdays all round. Here are some pictures, for some reason which I now forget.

Wow. Who drugged Witchstone?

Also, which one are you, Walrus?

We'd only had 6 rounds at that point. You should have seen Walrus after 13 Guinesses.

*fires up photoshop*

*fires up photoshop*

post?

Walrus is the stunned looking chap on the left in the first pic. Roobarb is on the left in the second pic.

Thirteen guinesses contain enough calories to feed a small sub-saharan village for a month. Or so I've read.

Is that a Womble on Roobarb's t-shirt?

Stunned? I'm sure I paid for one less n, and an o, not a u. You can't drink Guinness in a sub-saharan village ... it would go all warm and flat.

It's a glow-in-the-dark raver in a hoodie with a drum, kaf. No, I don't know either ...

that can't be witchy, she's not flipping off the camera.

I only do that in North and Central America.

aah. gotcha.

9622.net: a glow-in-the-dark raver in a hoodie with a drum

9622: I only do that in North and Central America

9622: I only do that in North and Central America

or not I guess

I don't think Walrus looks stunned. He looks quite urbane. Witchstone looks fabulous! Glamorous!

Wow, ya'all are some good-lookin' people there.

Aw thanks, tizzie. Mostly I think I look humid.

Pity the camera can't show the witty, urbane & glamourous conversations we had.

It may seem that way tizzie, but those are models we've paid. Here's the real 9622 family portrait:

I'm the one in the necktie. Eyeballkid's the one in the beard, kaf in back with the sleeveless shirt and of course Miguel in the tuxedo.

one of us! one of us!

Gabba gabba, hey?

Gabba gabba, hey?

The server obviously likes and wants more Ramones pictures.

of course it does, commish..

now

1,2,3,4
Cretins wanna hop some more!!
4,5,6,7
All good cretins go to heaven!!

Okay,so who the hell is the guy on the right in both pictures?

The technical term for those poor people is "pinheads". Nope, that isn't politically correct either.

I think it is Witchstone's beau, the way he's leaning her way and all.

I mean, the guy on the right that anathema asked about. Not the fellow in the dress in the family portrait.

Just a friend. I don't believe in beaux. They're far too "Glass Menagerie" for my comfort.

You don't believe in beaux?

How about Luque?

Stick with us bêtes.

Holy crap! I knew it wasn't safe to leave for a vacation...the day I left, old dejah goes into labor. And I missed our first birth announcement. Or labor announcement. Whatever.

Well, I saw monkeys first hand while I was gone, and dropped regards from all of us to all of them, so I guess it was okay. There were some small gorillas tykes that were too cute for words. And gibbons. And bonobos, although they weren't as randy as I've heard they can be.

And then I ripped off my thumbnail at the airport on the way back home, which sucked but we've got it on ice, and we're going to re-attach soon. After I drink away the throbbing pain.

Welcome back, readymade! We still have not had an official announcement of birth, but we assume it has occurred. Sorry to hear about your thumb. Hope you took pictures.

Of the monkeys, not the thumb.

9622.net: Of the monkeys, not the thumb.

Of the monkeys, not the thumb.

Better post some pics of the thumb, too. You know--for kids.

I just scrolled through the thread and saw the photographs of witchstone and entourage.

Wow, witchstone - what a beautiful woman you are, no disrespect to any of the others!

I just scrolled through the thread and saw the photographs of witchstone and entourage.

She looks nothing like Witchiepoo, that's fer shure.

Wow, witchstone - what a beautiful woman you are, no disrespect to any of the others!

Thank you. The face transplant was excruciatingly painful, but with the Miguel Cardoso stamp of approval, I guess it all worked out in the end!

Thank you. The face transplant was excruciatingly painful

No to mention all the work it took us to get that face for her. It took two fifths of bourbon and three pairs of scissors, man.

I just hope that drunk supermodel dosen't show up at the door wanting it back...

Not to go on about it, but looking at you here was like the first time I walked into the Botticelli room in the Uffizi gallery. Please check your ancestors for confirmation. You're an Irish Renaissance, a Florentine Maud Gonne...

*fades into Cole Porter's "You're The Top"*

This is the first and last time I've ever commented online on someone's good looks, lest people think I'm a creep* ;)

Well, I was trying to be flattering with my "...doesn't look like Witchiepoo" comment, then Miguel pulls out Botticelli and blows me away. I can't compete. Miguel, you forgot to throw "Pre-Raphaelite model" in there, though.

Witchstone looks fabulous! Glamorous!

This is the first and last time I've ever commented online on someone's good looks, lest people think I'm a creep* ;)

Does that mean people think I'm a creep, too? Bummer.

We're creeps, tizzie - let's face it. But waiddaminute: can women be creeps? I don't think so. Women can be scary and other impressive things. But only men can be creeps. Or goofballs. Or wuzzes. Women are always much cooler. I bet they're responsible for all the unsolved murders in the world. All men, by definition, get caught. Jack The Ripper, despite Patricia Cornwell's efforts in this month's Vanity Fair, was almost certainly some spiteful Victorian virago with a grudge and a scalpel. ;)

Not to go on about it, but looking at you here was like the first time I walked into the Botticelli room in the Uffizi gallery. Please check your ancestors for confirmation. You're an Irish Renaissance, a Florentine Maud Gonne...

Frickin' writers. I was just about to say "Damn, girlfriend, you is smokin'," but that just seems kind of inadequate now. Hmmm, maybe I just need some sort of artistic analogy. How about: "Looking at Witchstone reminds me of watching Gilligan's Island in color for the first time, and seeing Ginger's beautiful red hair. Fess up: You're related to Tina Louise, aren't you?"

Miguel, if I get to be in the same category with your esteemed self, whether that be monkey, creep, or *gasp* writer, then it's an honor.

*cuddles tizzie and, unbeknownst to all and sundry, whisks her off to sunny Portugal*

Lucky me!!!

Done!

Things have gotten quite randy around these parts since I've been gone....Who put pheromones in the Sanka?

I blame GTA: Vice City.

What is all of this stuff about. i just clicked on it and found myself looking at pictures of monkeys and shit

Mostly it's about pictures of monkeys and shit. Sometimes it's about quantum physics, but only on the first Wednesday of the third month during leap year.

now tizzie, you know that's not true. why, we discussed chaos theory and it's effects just the other day.

What monkeys?

What monkeys?

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