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I find the whole Ron Jeremy as a Camp Icon thing a little overdone. I mean, he's no Anna Nicole Smith.

Yeah, I think Anna Nicole may have a bigger schlong.

yo poulos, why aren't you on aim?

yo pika and poulos, why aren't you on irc with me and jon?

if that's Mason Reese, then stuff my nose and mouth w/ peanut butter now or underwood spread, and let me suffocate!

Uh, where is that irc thing again?

the only question is:

which one of these to make into a t-shirt?

i'm leaning towards the pitt and porn poodle.

the pitt and porn poodle.

One of Poe's lesser-known works.

Uh, where is that irc thing again?

Sorry, that should have been : "administrator! please hope me!"

buffed.

Here's my favorite:

cuffed.

Who is this Ron Jeremy and why do I see him posed with Bruce Campbell, who is a legitimate icon, and also the beautiful and talented witchstone, who is the icon of 9622? Please tell me Photoshop is responsible for Bruce, too.

Disturbing is right. Genuinely disturbing.

muffed.

I'm sure Ron is now going to add me to the "women I wish I'd slept with" gallery page.

and stuffed.

muffed

:)

"I don't Like You and I won't pretend to now..."

The Muffs rock. I saw them in Hoboken opening for SCOTS and they're even cooler live.

Absolutely, Jon! One of my best concert experiences was the Muffs. There was this incredible vibe and understanding amongst the crowd. I was really drubk and I was actually in the pit moshing, and there were these assholes trying to get close to the stage by throwing elbows and such, and eventually the cool people in the pit would fling these guys at me, and I'd fling them out of the pit. Then there was this totally wasted guy who kept shouting "I love you, Kim!" So, conversely, we all took pains to let this guy get to the front so he could ogle Kim and profess his undying adoration. Eventually Kim said, "Okay, now, we all get the point that you love me and will love me forever."

The stage was only a foot or so off the ground and the only thing separating the crowd from the band were a few small monitors, and at first Kim looked terrified. But then she noticed things like, when a friend of Ronnie Barrett got knocked down and his glasses flew off, the whole pit cleared out for him and me and some guy lifted him up while others found (the pieces of) his glasses.

After the show I jogged down the steps to one of the world's worst mens' rooms, and these guys looked at me and I was just grinning from ear to ear. Complete strangers. They all grinned and busted up laughing. Then I tried to say something and no one, not even me, could hear what I was saying, because we were deaf from the concert. We were all drubk and deaf and it felt like we were walking on the moon and we all felt it and busted up laughing again! It was a total shared moment! This in a men's room, where guys usually avoid all eye contact out of homophobic fear of looking at each others' peepees. But there was this comraderie, you know?

It was an experience--I'm sure I'll never have another like it. It will always rank among my favorite shows, like Stomp, the Sundays, and a handful of jazz concerts.

It was the Blonder and Blonder tour, by the way...

9622.net: fear of looking at each others' peepees

Who the heck is that on the left anyway?

I should think that when you made eye contact, your eyes would be well above the peepee level. Unless ... oh, nebbermind.

That's Mason Reese, the Underwood Deviled Ham pitchbeing from the 70's.

Told it was a bizarre collection on quasi-neo-pseudo-celebrity.

This could only happen to a far-flung European: I got to know Ron Jeremy as a celebrity before I realized he was a porn performer. And even then in Italian movies, no less.

Portugal has a 24/7 hardcore porn channel, broadcast from Brazil, included in its basic cable package. Also, on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, from midnight to two in the morning, the whole damn country gets filthy European porn for free. Japanese porn is on another free channel and all the official networks have soft porn.

Does it improve our sex life? Well no.

I should think that when you made eye contact, your eyes would be well above the peepee level. Unless ... oh, nebbermind.

You're right, I worded that really badly. On the other hand, your observation is revealing: men often avoid eye contact and avoid looking at anything below head level, opting to stare at that safest of places, the ceiling, thus emphasizing that their gaze falls nowhere near the peepee zone. Not always, but this is definitely observable behavior, confirmed by more than one person I know.

Portugal has a 24/7 hardcore porn channel, broadcast from Brazil, included in its basic cable package. Also, on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, from midnight to two in the morning, the whole damn country gets filthy European porn for free. Japanese porn is on another free channel and all the official networks have soft porn.

*Picking jaw up off floor.*

Miguel, do they hand out candy to people on the streets too in Portugal?

men often avoid eye contact and avoid looking at anything below head level, opting to stare at that safest of places, the ceiling, thus emphasizing that their gaze falls nowhere near the peepee zone.

I studiously examine the wall in front of me. That's why I really appreciate those restaurants that put a newspaper up for me to look at.

Also, on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, from midnight to two in the morning, the whole damn country gets filthy European porn for free.

Mmmmm. Filthy European porn. For free.

Just imagine if Jeremy really was immortalized on Rushmore--his, um, nose would be enormous ...

opting to stare at that safest of places, the ceiling, thus emphasizing that their gaze falls nowhere near the peepee zone.

I look at my shoes. So I won't pee on them.

Mmmmm. Filthy European porn. For free.

Reminds me of the comercial breaks I saw while in Ablon, France around 10pm at night. 1-900 adds with full action. The thing that made me think why? was why call when you just watched a short porno???? and in 10 to 15 minutes later you were sure to see another one.

These commercial opened me up for a couple of un-a-custum awkward ribbing moments for me. To begin, you know how comercials are {{{louder}}} than the scheduled program and I'm staying in a stone mesa with folks I just met.

Also they were placing the "F" word in adds diricted towards the youth in public.

what sillyass javascript diddle prevents me from highlighting, copying and pasting any text on this page? AUGHGHGHG!

I know what TCS is saying re: the phone sex ads there. The one night in Nice, France that I was sober enough to watch some TV before passing out, I was flipping back and forth b/w Headline News and a German version of Full House. There's something very disconcerting about seeing Uncle Joey and DJ Tanner having a "moment" (in German!) and then two (or three, or four) people having a completely different moment thirty seconds later.

what sillyass javascript diddle prevents me from highlighting, copying and pasting any text on this page? AUGHGHGHG!

Oddly, I just got back the ability to highlight and copy/paste.

There's something very disconcerting about seeing Uncle Joey and DJ Tanner having a "moment" (in German!) and then two (or three, or four) people having a completely different moment thirty seconds later.

And adding the Olson twins would not make that any more palatable...

Ya know for a minute there I thought "DJ Tanner" was a hip-hop DJ or something. Although it would be kind of a cool name for a DJ. Very fucking pomo and all that shit.

It's far filthier than American porn. 75% is produced by a company called "Private". Anything less than 7 men to one woman is considered romantic fiction.

In fact, it's not unlike those autopsy videos.

what sillyass javascript diddle prevents me from highlighting, copying and pasting any text on this page?

It's not javascript. I'm pretty sure it's a bug in the way some versions of IE render the particluar Doctype. (<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd">

Anything less than 7 men to one woman is considered romantic fiction.

I never saw the appeal of that. I drove a friend to the airport at the last minute once and offered to return a video for him that he would otherwise have had to mail to the store. He told me again and again that he would take care of it. But I insisted, not knowing why someone who traded driving favors and beer tabs with me would not let me return a video for him.

He finally consented and divulged that the film was from "Captain Jack's Porn Hut" or something like that. Aaaarh, matey! I would have took it straight back, but he said I could have a look. Oh, my (not-so) virgin eyes! I later inquired of my friend as to whether or not the feats performed were actually humanly possible, or if the video was the product of sophisticated CGI (the porn industry is always first with the technology, as we know). Nope! He told me it was all exactly what it looked like...

It just wasn't my thing. Things. You know.

Highlighting and copying only work for me when the page is in "preview" mode, though why this is I have no idea.

what sillyass javascript diddle prevents me from highlighting, copying and pasting any text on this page? AUGHGHGHG!

If just in one's comment you click on the last letter your highlighting then when it is highlighted Ctrl-C then paste(learnt from Kaf)

But why in the blue I can't copy & paste into a word document( I get a red squiggle). I noticed this a few months back. Apoligies too those that are not part of Meta for me asking here.

what sillyass javascript diddle prevents me from highlighting, copying and pasting any text on this page? AUGHGHGHG!

If just in one's comment you click on the last letter your highlighting then when it is highlighted Ctrl-C then paste(learnt from Kaf)

But why in the blue I can't copy & paste into a word document( I get a red squiggle). I noticed this a few months back. Apoligies too those that are not part of Meta for me asking here.

and don't hit refresh, unless you want a double post

what sillyass javascript diddle prevents me from highlighting, copying and pasting any text on this page? AUGHGHGHG!

Eeek, quonsar! Please don't turn your baleful glare upon me.

Sorry, folks. My bad. It is indeed an IE bug dealing with absolute positioning of elements (necessary for this snazzo-design), and yes, Shane, I did fiddle a bit with the stylesheets yesterday (long overdue) so it should work better for some folks. Mozilla (FYI) should let you select quite happily, and incidentally I find v1.2 rocks. In other news, the Avant browser, basically a wrapper around the IE page rendering dll, ROCKS! Tabs, groups, cheese-spread - it's got it all!

speaking of not understanding what someone is talking about....

I stopped at a taqueria to pick up dinner last night - since I go there at least once a week, the people who work there are all very sweet to me. They wanted me to sit down and have some guacamole while I waited for the food, and since it was crowded, I sat up in the back - where I saw a guy steal a bottle of soda out of the cooler.

I'm not usually a big narc, but I like these people and I hate to see them ripped off. So when I went to the cash register to pay, I whispered that the fellow in the yellow jacket had helped himself to a bottle of soda. Well, I had picked the guy who I thought spoke pretty much English, but he promptly went to the cooler and brought me a bottle of soda! I shook my head and said No, no, and tried to explain again. He motions towards the owner, and I try to tell her - all the while without having the thief hear me. So she smiles and nods, and takes the bottle of soda over to the the thief, and then charges me for it!

So I just smile and say all the spanish words I know: "Gracias! Bueno! Adios!" and leave, trying not to crack up laughing. And they are all looking at me, especially the thief, like I am one crazy gringo lady.

...like I am one crazy gringo lady.

One crazy generous gringo lady, or maybe a gringo lady with a crush on the local soda thief.

But maybe your display of generosity will turn him from a life of crime?

I'm guessing 'no' on that one.

That story is cracking me up.

Phrase to learn in Spanish this week: Hey, that guy just stole a bottle of soda!

Let's see what babelfish has to say about that:

¡Hey, ese individuo acaba de robar una botella de soda!

"Ey, dat crazy gringo lady, she buys a bottle of soda for that guy. She likes him, no?"

"She better watch out. I hear dat guy likes to steal things."

Él está robando mi corazón.

He is stealing my heart.

Él está robando mi amor caliente del mono.

He is stealing my hot monkey love (via babelfish--who knows?)

You may not believe me but last night I met someone who has met Ron Jeremy. Which just proves my theory about 9622.

That theory being that Germans love David Hasselhoff.

The six degrees of 9622?

It works, tizzie:

Miguel: I got to know Ron Jeremy as a celebrity before I realized he was a porn performer

Miguel --> Ron Jeremy --> guy witchie met --> witchie.

Wow. Now if we can just get from b****fire to thomcatspike, my life would be complete. At least for today.

fuck. I realized my error as I hit post. Damn, i need to start previewing.

Unless Migs really does know Ron Jeremy. Which somehow wouldn't surprise me.

Anyways, did anyone see the Ron Jeremy bio-pic that came out this summer? Is it any good?

*chirp*

i went to a party with Vidal Sassoon once. Witchie washes her hair with Vidal Sassoon shampoo.

And, I had a cricket in my cellar! See, it does work!

Ok, I admit it, I didn't know who Ron Jeremy was...but now my question is, why would *anyone* want to see him naked? Bleh!

I was actually surprised to see that he looked slightly less unappealing as a young lad.

Well, therein lies the Hedghog (aka Mr. Jeremy)'s appeal. He's a homely guy with a big schlong who gets paid to have sex with hot women. He gives the average slob hope...

Ron Jeremy's tallywhacker is considered large?

Interesting.

*ponders a future in porn*

*ponders Mrs. Crash killing me*

Maybe a career as a porn star isn't so interesting after all.

go for it, crash. you only live once!

unless you live more than once, at which point the comment above is null and void. only original entry forms accepted, no exceptions.

Man, first lawyers ruined lawn darts, and now Tizzie.

*recalls fond memories of "Jarts"*
*sniff*

NOW I get it. THIS is Ron Jeremy, eh?

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