Do you like the intarweb? Are you a monkey/ape lover? Do you have some experience with the upkeep and designing of websites? Are you slacker who only wants to work 5-10 hours a week? If you answered "yes" to some, all or none of these questions this job might be for you...............
Volunteer: Web Assistant for Koko.Org
We need an experienced and creative web technician to help with the productive evolution, growth and maintenance of Koko.Org. Sample tasks include one or more of the following:
* Posting of weekly eNews updates
* Management of URL registration
* Upgrading/exploration of e-commerce software
* Implementation of password-protected areas
* Extension of our UnityMail Database
* Posting of KokoMart store membership and product updates
* Flash banner creation
* Video compression for streaming in multiple formats
* Quality assurance
A good communicator who is focused, energetic and able to commit at least 5-10 hours per week would be ideal.
For more information, please contact Gary Stanley (Director of Educational Technology) at Gary@Koko.org.
Posted by anathema at December 10, 2002 07:46 PMI love the Intarweb!
*turns to witchstone or thomcat or kaf*
[What the hell's the Intarweb?]
It's not HALF the Web, or even TWO-THIRDS of the Web, it's the INTAR Web!
(Say that with a redneck accent and it makes sense)
Posted by: Crash on December 10, 2002 10:16 PMWe got th' internet, we got intranets, now they go an' invent th' intarnet. Heck with 'em. I'm gonna turn the TV back on.
Posted by: shane on December 10, 2002 11:01 PMProperly, it's inTaRwEB (actual choice letters for Comedy Capitalization optional).
Just sayin'.
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on December 10, 2002 11:16 PMI generally refer to it as the "Innernet". Very BeingJohnMalkovichish, I think.
Posted by: jpoulos on December 11, 2002 11:37 AMI'll build an entire floor for you and your accursed kind!
Posted by: witchstone on December 11, 2002 11:48 AMThe German language is already yelling in and of itself, so I think the all caps approach is actually overkill.
Posted by: witchstone on December 11, 2002 01:28 PMAnyone else been having problems getting to monkey land?
Posted by: anathema on December 11, 2002 04:45 PMProblems on the network provider's end. I think it's all fixed now.
Posted by: jpoulos on December 11, 2002 04:59 PMIt's not HALF the Web, or even TWO-THIRDS of the Web, it's the INTAR Web!
(Say that with a redneck accent and it makes sense)
Crash, my first thoughts as my buddies that moved to Dallas before me, taught me the use of Tard, for redneck. Maybe you shared that with them when you lived in these neck of the woods.(I hope I have the right person with this memory)
I love the Intarweb!
*turns to witchstone or thomcat or kaf*
[What the hell's the Intarweb?]
Shane Oh no not me unless you want some wierd droll of an explanation, like the inner thoughts that web their way on the internet through monkeys.
I'm still trying to understand Intranet @ work, other than the innernet tied into my works network for use only at work so they can track us on the web. Is what I could figure out.
Posted by: Thomcatspike on December 11, 2002 05:45 PM...like the inner thoughts that web their way on the internet through monkeys.
Isn't that what 9622 is for?
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